What Do You Call Animal + Human Dna? :o

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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Um... first of all your panic is unnecessary and excessively dramatic.

    Second, there is no "human" DNA as the human race doesn't <i>own</i> DNA. It belongs to all life on this planet and possibly other planets with alien life. (as it is a naturally selected successful design)

    Third, did you know that any human has 95% of the exact same DNA that a banana does?

    Fourth, Humans <i>ARE</i> animals actually.

    Fifth, I'd rather be full cyborg than have this pathetic mortal body. Never have to age. Holy twinkies of dewm batman! Ability to download information, no school needed. Batman has not clothes! Run children minions and produce much bashing of objects.

    Sixth, nukes > "a bee hive on your forehead and a <span style='color:red'>lazer</span> on your chin to counter angry bees"

    Seventh, IT IS SPELLED <span style='color:green'>L.A.S.E.R. </span>DAMNIT!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ok I'm done

    ~edit~

    Added "colors of dewm" for clarity
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Why settle for just a robot when you could also be a robot tiger?
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    Laser = Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

    :D
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 1 2005, 03:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 1 2005, 03:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Laser = Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed, thus my point (in caps for emphasis mind you) about it being spelled wrong.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Well first off, unless they are growing WHOLE human brains (which I see as a non-possibilty, because that just wouldn't work... your memories etc would be lost and replaced with that of the sheep host..) I don't think you have to worry about giving free speech to a sheep or mouse. Secondly, they aren't growing COMPLETE organs. They are growing livers that have a number of human cells, not completely made out of human cells. Just enough so that your body wouldn't reject it. You still have a sheeps liver, just with a bit of human in it.
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-the x5+May 1 2005, 02:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the x5 @ May 1 2005, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Seventh, IT IS SPELLED <span style='color:green'>L.A.S.E.R. </span>DAMNIT!
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know this. I spelled it as lazer merely to highlight the ludacris nature of my post(s).

    I too would rather be a cyborg than a human or human/animal.
  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+May 1 2005, 09:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ May 1 2005, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hmmm if they're experimenting on introducing human DNA to animals I wonder how long before we might see the opposite?

    I demand cat DNA!!! I want kitty ears... I guess a tail could be neat too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Horse DNA.

    No other comment necessary.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+May 1 2005, 02:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ May 1 2005, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 1 2005, 06:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 1 2005, 06:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The belief that "all human life is sacred" is one that is deeply rooted in religion. Now, since religion continues to ignore science, I believe science can be excused for ignoring religion. And voila - the problem, she is gone. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...is that condoning beastiality?

    Sorry, thats coming from my human side, not Christian. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What does bestiality have to do with science?
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 1 2005, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 1 2005, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+May 1 2005, 02:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ May 1 2005, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 1 2005, 06:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 1 2005, 06:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The belief that "all human life is sacred" is one that is deeply rooted in religion. Now, since religion continues to ignore science, I believe science can be excused for ignoring religion. And voila - the problem, she is gone. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...is that condoning beastiality?

    Sorry, thats coming from my human side, not Christian. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What does bestiality have to do with science? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read before all of that. Like, the entire first page. You'll see at that point.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+May 1 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ May 1 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 1 2005, 06:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 1 2005, 06:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The belief that "all human life is sacred" is one that is deeply rooted in religion. Now, since religion continues to ignore science, I believe science can be excused for ignoring religion. And voila - the problem, she is gone. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...is that condoning beastiality?

    Sorry, thats coming from my human side, not Christian.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I fail to see how you managed to make THAT particular mental leap. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to explain. Meanwhile, I'll make one of my own:

    So you say you have a human side - does that mean that you just have a human SIDE, but are not actually a human? So you claim to be a chicken-camel crossbreed I see. Interesting.

    Edit: You managed to make a post just before I did. However, you still have not managed to explain what you mean. And I still fail to see how the separation of science and religion leads to bestiality.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+May 1 2005, 04:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ May 1 2005, 04:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 1 2005, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 1 2005, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+May 1 2005, 02:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ May 1 2005, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 1 2005, 06:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 1 2005, 06:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The belief that "all human life is sacred" is one that is deeply rooted in religion. Now, since religion continues to ignore science, I believe science can be excused for ignoring religion. And voila - the problem, she is gone. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...is that condoning beastiality?

    Sorry, thats coming from my human side, not Christian. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What does bestiality have to do with science? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Read before all of that. Like, the entire first page. You'll see at that point. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What, you immediately jump from growing human organs in sheep to people having sex with said animals because they're part human? That sounds rather unlikely.

    Ignore the furry-phobic comments; this isn't going to turn into giving people tails anytime soon, and I guarantee you that that isn't exactly a high priority on scientists' minds.

    And lolfighter, he meant a "human-side" as opposed to his "religious-side". As in, he's talking from his personal views, not the views of his faith. Skewing words is bad for discussions.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 1 2005, 11:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 1 2005, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...]And lolfighter, he meant a "human-side" as opposed to his "religious-side". As in, he's talking from his personal views, not the views of his faith. Skewing words is bad for discussions. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know that, and I purposely made my statement so outrageous that it would not be taken serious. It was meant as a hint that he should try to avoid jumping to conclusions.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+May 1 2005, 01:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ May 1 2005, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+May 1 2005, 09:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ May 1 2005, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hmmm if they're experimenting on introducing human DNA to animals I wonder how long before we might see the opposite?

    I demand cat DNA!!! I want kitty ears... I guess a tail could be neat too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Horse DNA.

    No other comment necessary. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Win.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-esuna+May 1 2005, 07:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ May 1 2005, 07:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> People in rural areas the world over have been injecting human DNA into animals for centuries. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can forgive farmer ben, I've lived by him for years and we ALL knew what he was doing. It's herr doktor Von Zeigfeld and his transmogrants that I don't know what the hell to do with.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    After this you soon said the comment I quoted for.

    ...it just seemed to me that you were honing on on beastiality being okay. But I guess you were referring to the actual argument?
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Here in England, It's called a joke.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+May 1 2005, 04:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ May 1 2005, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Here in England, It's called a joke. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ah, you crazy brits. Always with the comedy these ones.


    Anyway, to all the people saying "It'll be more useful!"

    Yeah, because I remember the last time I went huinting for prey in the dark. I can use my own eyes and such already, thank you very much. And I have a flashlight.

    And as for little Billy who had his legs blown off...











    <span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'> Less competition in the job market.</span>

    Is that utilitarianism, or just being a ****?
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+May 1 2005, 04:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ May 1 2005, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And as for little Billy who had his legs blown off...

    Less competition in the job market.

    Is that utilitarianism, or just being a ****? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ah, but then society has to pay for his disability, in the form of 1 less productive worker in the workforce and 1 more person on welfare w/ higher healthcare costs. So its more economical to give billy his legs back and send him out to work...
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited May 2005
    Oh, I was assuming he'd just die.

    For some odd reason I feel dirty now.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    If he died we wouldn't need to grow him a new pair of legs on a cow's back now would we?
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    We could, just for old time's sake.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I just realized something that further credits my earlier argument:

    After Billy gets his new legs attached, he can also enjoy a juicy steak!
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 1 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 1 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized something that further credits my earlier argument:

    After Billy gets his new legs attached, he can also enjoy a juicy steak! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not if he's a vegetarian.
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    I'm sure we can find out how to get the cows to grow brocolli out of their backs.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 1 2005, 11:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 1 2005, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 1 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 1 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized something that further credits my earlier argument:

    After Billy gets his new legs attached, he can also enjoy a juicy steak! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not if he's a vegetarian. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A post modern vegetarian?
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+May 1 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ May 1 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 1 2005, 11:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 1 2005, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 1 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 1 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized something that further credits my earlier argument:

    After Billy gets his new legs attached, he can also enjoy a juicy steak! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not if he's a vegetarian. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A post modern vegetarian? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He'll eat meat, ironically. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->RENO, Nevada (AP) -- On a farm about six miles outside this gambling town, Jason Chamberlain looks over a flock of about 50 smelly sheep, many of them possessing partially human livers, hearts, brains and other organs.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    AHH! i live like one and a half hours away from Reno.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I dictate that we shall no longer talk of animals in relation to humans in any way on the NS forusm!
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+May 1 2005, 09:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ May 1 2005, 09:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Horse DNA.

    No other comment necessary. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pfffttt Horse's are overrated

    Besides a mechanical one could move by itself and be programmed to do stuff while in use.

    "Whoa look at that!"

    "It can play MP3's too!"
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+May 1 2005, 06:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ May 1 2005, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+May 1 2005, 09:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ May 1 2005, 09:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Horse DNA.

    No other comment necessary. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pfffttt Horse's are overrated

    Besides a mechanical one could move by itself and be programmed to do stuff while in use.

    "Whoa look at that!"

    "It can play MP3's too!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That just hits the realms of being scary. o.o
  • EverwatchfulEverwatchful Join Date: 2003-11-17 Member: 23084Members
    ahahahaha, i want to play NS on a mechanical hourse while listening to mp3s!
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