So I Just Threw Up

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  • Ice9Ice9 Join Date: 2004-06-09 Member: 29208Members
    Yeah, it could be papertowel... No, that descintegrates (SP!!!).

    Well I'm out of ideas... hrm a condom covered in white out? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    It could have gone in from the other side, maybe some kind of kinky home invasion + chloroform?
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    "You honostly wont believe me, but .. I ate my own homework. Honost."
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thursday+Feb 3 2005, 12:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thursday @ Feb 3 2005, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Feb 3 2005, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Feb 3 2005, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> aliens <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Seconded. Either that or someone has slipped a drug in to your food within the last week. Always prepare your own meals <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/FischyStyx/moultanopapercomic.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 4 2005, 03:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 4 2005, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thursday+Feb 3 2005, 12:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thursday @ Feb 3 2005, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Feb 3 2005, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Feb 3 2005, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> aliens <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Seconded. Either that or someone has slipped a drug in to your food within the last week. Always prepare your own meals <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/FischyStyx/moultanopapercomic.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So realistic.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 3 2005, 06:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 3 2005, 06:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I go with the sleep eating option.

    That beats me sleepwalking to turn off my alarm. I actually semi-woke-up during one of those episodes to find myself fumbling with the controls until I hit the right button. Then I immediately went full asleep and back to bed apparently... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That happens to me all the time, the only way round it is to use multiple alarms and put them out of reach of the bed, my sub-conscious seems to be able to adapt after a while tho.

    Atm I'm using 3 alarms if I have to get up early, prolly need a 4th soon cos I can turn two of them off while asleep and kinda am half asleep when the 3rd goes off.
  • DaedalusDaedalus Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15152Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jezpuh+Feb 3 2005, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jezpuh @ Feb 3 2005, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Daedalus+Feb 3 2005, 11:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Daedalus @ Feb 3 2005, 11:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All I can think of are internal paper cuts. Painfull. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wet, half digested paper doesn't cut you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I was thinking more on the way down <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    So if anyone has noticed that I haven't been on the forums in a few days, Its because I just got back from the hospital. After starting this thread I rapidly started to get worse, and after several rounds of explosive diarhea and vomiting, I concluded that I was not able to hold down my own saliva. I had to spit it out everytime it started to well up in my mouth, or I'd start puking again.

    Around 5 AM I called campus police and they took me to the emergency room. It turns out, I have mono. I still have no idea whether the paperlike substance I threw up was in fact paper, and I think I'm going to be on a jello diet for the next few days. Although, it was priceless seeing the look on my doctor's face as she asked, "When you got up, were you missing a binder?"
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    edited February 2005
    Dare I ask for pictures?

    Of the expression?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Feb 4 2005, 12:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Feb 4 2005, 12:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So if anyone has noticed that I haven't been on the forums in a few days, Its because I just got back from the hospital. After starting this thread I rapidly started to get worse, and after several rounds of explosive diarhea and vomiting, I concluded that I was not able to hold down my own saliva. I had to spit it out everytime it started to well up in my mouth, or I'd start puking again.

    Around 5 AM I called campus police and they took me to the emergency room. It turns out, I have mono. I still have no idea whether the paperlike substance I threw up was in fact paper, and I think I'm going to be on a jello diet for the next few days. Although, it was priceless seeing the look on my doctor's face as she asked, "When you got up, were you missing a binder?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So is it EBV or CMV? I hope thinks look up for you soon man, that has got to suck, a lot.
  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14572Members, Constellation
    the good thing about mono man is you get to sleep alot and do nothing for a month! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Take it easy man and try to get better
  • NolSinklerNolSinkler On the Clorf Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26560Members, Constellation
    I suggest custome title for moultano...like "did you wake up missing a binder?" or something.
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Maybe your mission in life is to vomit up paper for when the rainforests run out?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Let us know how things are going Moultano. I hope some of the pain has subsided, at least now that you are diagnosed though, you can probably get a prescription for something.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 4 2005, 06:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 4 2005, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Maybe your mission in life is to vomit up paper for when the rainforests run out? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How will paper help rainforests?!

    Don't die on us, Moultano.
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Feb 4 2005, 05:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Feb 4 2005, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 4 2005, 06:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 4 2005, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Maybe your mission in life is to vomit up paper for when the rainforests run out? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How will paper help rainforests?!

    Don't die on us, Moultano.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It won't help rainforests, it will help humanity by providing paper to use.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Feb 4 2005, 08:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 4 2005, 08:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Let us know how things are going Moultano. I hope some of the pain has subsided, at least now that you are diagnosed though, you can probably get a prescription for something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thanks for the concern. I'm feeling a lot better.
    My girlfriend brought over some jello and saltines. I've been eating those and sipping some water.
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    Just wondering, do you still have the "paper"? It would be interesting to find out what it actualy is.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    **** I forgot, you can hardly eat anything now right...
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-UnderDOG+Feb 4 2005, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnderDOG @ Feb 4 2005, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just wondering, do you still have the "paper"? It would be interesting to find out what it actualy is. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm kicking myself after the fact. I wish I'd saved some. Although, generally the first thing I think of after throwing up isn't, "man, I gotta keep some of that around!" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    yeah it probably had the future of the human race written on it... THANKS A LOT!
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    ROFL

    In any cae moultano, get well soon!
  • PRTePRTe Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21919Members
    you're queer moultano <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    in any case finish up the ns_shiva before you start risking your own life eating wierd garbage

    hope you are ok <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    yes, get well soon.





    Isn't it a bit weird that a thread with this title lasts 4 pages?
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 5 2005, 02:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 5 2005, 02:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isn't it a bit weird that a thread with this title lasts 4 pages? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    **** no, nerds naturally attract to the discusting for some reason... That explains why the internet is so... nevermind.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited February 2005
    *twillight zone melody*.

    On the topic of sleep walking, you tend to reinterpret what you see into some weird imagined world with some likeness. The TV is now a monitor for that super computer(NES 8 bit or some other junk), your multimeter is now a l33t star trek like phaser, and any question family members may pose to you as you walk around slowly with a blank gaze like a zombie doing weird and annoying things is going to have a silly and allmost irrelevant answer. But you are quite suggestible at least.

    I don't sleep walk much anymore, but most of those episodes felt like quite vivid dreams, you have some fuzzy memory of shutting of that fire alarm that is placed on your desk for some reason(i.e. the alarm clock set to wake you) and similar. Never sleep ate something though. Once I sleep went to the toilet and did something, don't know what though, if I peed it was amazingly accurate considering the circumstance, but most likely I just goofed around and went back to bed.

    On the topic of stomach problem... Once upon a time when I didn't know better I bought a whole lot of cheap soda and 'sugar free' sweets(only because they happened to be cheap, they where hard mints based on xylitol or sorbitol or something). Obviously I just stuffed my face. The result was freaking unbelievable, I had to run to the bathroom every ten minutes to expell a large body of brownish allmost translucent water and blow of enough gas to make a horse blush.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I like this thread
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Mono...

    ...I have no idea what that is. I'm such a noob! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BeowulfGrendelBeowulfGrendel Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13775Members, Constellation
    AKA Glandular fever
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    Shouldn't paper be dissolved by stomach acids rather easily?
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