"Great, you called, I was just about to call you. A train leaves Cincinatti travelling at 40 MPH and another leaves Hawaii at 20 MPH. At what point does the conductor on the train in Hawaii realize that he's under water?"
Just pick up the phone and wait. !!!! (LOL!) ... "Welcome to Disneyland: Phone! You have entered the park. Which direction would you like to turn?"
"Hello, Comerade! You have reached Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, phone talk to you! What would you like to talk about?"
"It's [right now]. Do you know where your children are?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL! Best ever.
I have a list of simlar ones at home; will post later. Keep em comming. (It's a long day. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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"Wrong number, sorry."
"<b>I am your father.</b>"
"Great, you called, I was just about to call you. A train leaves Cincinatti travelling at 40 MPH and another leaves Hawaii at 20 MPH. At what point does the conductor on the train in Hawaii realize that he's under water?"
Just pick up the phone and wait. !!!! (LOL!)
...
"Welcome to Disneyland: Phone! You have entered the park. Which direction would you like to turn?"
"Hello, Comerade! You have reached Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, phone talk to you! What would you like to talk about?"
"It's [right now]. Do you know where your children are?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL!
Best ever.
I have a list of simlar ones at home; will post later. Keep em comming. (It's a long day. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
"Hellooo, this is the Dinkley residence."
If you don't get it, you need to watch more Bill Hicks.