How do you manage to get crap all over the seat? I wanna know that. Did some chimpanzee take a dump in my school's toilet?! Maybe he flung his feces around the toilet stall until it landed on the walls and basically anywhere but the toilet itself.
I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.
This one time, way back when, at my high school, I went into a stall where somebody had taken a dump <i>next to</i> the completely clean and perfectly functioning toilet.
<!--QuoteBegin-relsan+Oct 12 2004, 06:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (relsan @ Oct 12 2004, 06:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In Japan they don't even have toilet seats. They just have these canals you squat over. They are on a slant so that the water can wash everything down the drain. So if you happen to be squatting downstream you may happen to notice a few "foreign ships" crossing through your harbor if you get my drift. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Reminds me of that Billy Connelly show 20 years ago. He said he would put flaming ball things down it and watch all the people jump as it worked it's way down <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you manage to get crap all over the seat? I wanna know that. Did some chimpanzee take a dump in my school's toilet?! Maybe he flung his feces around the toilet stall until it landed on the walls and basically anywhere but the toilet itself.
I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Some people (myself <i>not</i> included) are afraid of sitting down on a public toliet incase their precious backside gets covered with germs. So they hover above the seat and crap ends up all over the back of the seat.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Oct 12 2004, 01:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Oct 12 2004, 01:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Oct 12 2004, 01:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Oct 12 2004, 01:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've got 5 words for you people:
Dump in the drinking fountain.
...and you think pee on the toilet seat is bad. Welcome to college. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Jesus Christ I won't use a drinking fountain at my college for a month now. GG Gecko.
BTW I do that laying toilet paper on the seat thing. As many layers as I had on my old signature picture's psd file. (A lot.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> If that draws you away from the <s>bubblers</s> water fountains, then this will make you never touch a door knob:
There's a <i>true</i> story from 2 years ago (before I came to this college) of a guy who peed on everyone's doorknob in the dorm...I'm not quite sure how or why, but at least it hasn't happened since.
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heh forget the toilet, ive seen my fair share of drunk/non drunk people pee on the street, or on other people, or elsewhere.
good thing for 'ol public urination/indecent exposure citations. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-007Bistromath+Oct 12 2004, 05:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (007Bistromath @ Oct 12 2004, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This one time, way back when, at my high school, I went into a stall where somebody had taken a dump <i>next to</i> the completely clean and perfectly functioning toilet.
I swear, I am not making this up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I remember this one time in kindergarten when i walked into one of the big tires on the playground and guess what??? I stepped in someone elses crap. SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE PLAYGROUND OMG.
<!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Oct 12 2004, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Oct 12 2004, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-relsan+Oct 12 2004, 06:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (relsan @ Oct 12 2004, 06:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In Japan they don't even have toilet seats. They just have these canals you squat over. They are on a slant so that the water can wash everything down the drain. So if you happen to be squatting downstream you may happen to notice a few "foreign ships" crossing through your harbor if you get my drift. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Reminds me of that Billy Connelly show 20 years ago. He said he would put flaming ball things down it and watch all the people jump as it worked it's way down <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you manage to get crap all over the seat? I wanna know that. Did some chimpanzee take a dump in my school's toilet?! Maybe he flung his feces around the toilet stall until it landed on the walls and basically anywhere but the toilet itself.
I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Some people (myself <i>not</i> included) are afraid of sitting down on a public toliet incase their precious backside gets covered with germs. So they hover above the seat and crap ends up all over the back of the seat. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Makes sense. I make a rule to put toilet paper over public seats now before I use. That's not nasty at least. Doesn't cause you to "hover" either.
<!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have never used a public restroom for taking a dump. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home.
<!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Oct 12 2004, 10:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Oct 12 2004, 10:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have never used a public restroom for taking a dump. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Heh...same here. Nasty public restrooms.
<!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Oct 12 2004, 09:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Oct 12 2004, 09:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have never used a public restroom for taking a dump. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's almost nearly impossible, though. Once I had diarhea in first period... Oh man, I didn't even eat or do anything, I just laid down and went to sleep, it hurt for SIX freaking HOURS.
<!--QuoteBegin-George_The_Gorge+Oct 12 2004, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (George_The_Gorge @ Oct 12 2004, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well the janitor screamed at me once for spilling water when washing my hands so now I miss on purpose and run out of the stall giggling.
On a more serious note, the most disturbing thing I have even witnessed was a few 3rd or 4th graders seemed to take great amusement in smearing their feces all over the walls of the bathroom. Unfortunately this plagued all the bathrooms in our school so holding it was the only real option. -_- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What I find most effective for this situation is to start peeing in one urinal, and then switch as many times as possible. Jackass janitors really love it when you do that.
<!--QuoteBegin-marce+Oct 13 2004, 02:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (marce @ Oct 13 2004, 02:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i think the question on everyone's mind should be "WTH is the janitor doing watching you use the urinal?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> He wasn't, he was watching him wash his hands, and freeked out, thus we treat a **** like a ****.
Oh I guess it wasn't clear I was joking lol. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> No I actually try to hit.
Pretty much the same here in the UK although I don't often use public toilets anymore unless I really have to way to many homosexuals/tramps/smackheads go in the public loos here.
I always put the seat up when I pee cos it's just plain inconsiderate not to and takes bugger all effort to do. Some people are just plain lazy tbh.
<!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 13 2004, 08:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 13 2004, 08:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always put the seat up when I pee cos it's just plain inconsiderate not to and takes bugger all effort to do. Some people are just plain lazy tbh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hell if I'm going to touch the underside of a toilet seat in any public restroom I know of...
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 13 2004, 12:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 13 2004, 12:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 13 2004, 08:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 13 2004, 08:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always put the seat up when I pee cos it's just plain inconsiderate not to and takes bugger all effort to do. Some people are just plain lazy tbh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hell if I'm going to touch the underside of a toilet seat in any public restroom I know of...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Damn right <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
...you think people just pee and crap on the seat? They manage to get it on the bowl's edge too, you know. And then it just seems to transfer to the underside of the seat. Besides, all public toilet seats have that little cut out part in the front where you're supposed to pee into the bowl from.
Maybe that's just a Wisconsin toilet seat feature...
<!--QuoteBegin-WoW_Nirss+Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoW_Nirss @ Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well in public toilets it depends on my mood, if im angry i try to write my name on the booth's side. Oh wait, i do that even when i'm not mad.
<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Oct 12 2004, 11:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Oct 12 2004, 11:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> heh forget the toilet, ive seen my fair share of drunk/non drunk people pee on the street, or <span style='color:yellow'>on other people,</span> or elsewhere.
good thing for 'ol public urination/indecent exposure citations. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What?! Are you serious!? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yeah there was this video on ebaum's where the guy took a crap on someone's face and then the other guy got revenge by jacking off on his face when he fell asleep. tis a sad world indeed.
<!--QuoteBegin-kida+Oct 13 2004, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Oct 13 2004, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 'tis a sad world indeed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Not sad, just disgusting.
Fortunately these creatures are few and far between.
<!--QuoteBegin-kida+Oct 13 2004, 08:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Oct 13 2004, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah there was this video on ebaum's where the guy took a crap on someone's face and then the other guy got revenge by jacking off on his face when he fell asleep. tis a sad world indeed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Why, why? WHY do i imagine it right now?!
<!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Oct 13 2004, 09:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Oct 13 2004, 09:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-WoW_Nirss+Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoW_Nirss @ Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well in public toilets it depends on my mood, if im angry i try to write my name on the booth's side. Oh wait, i do that even when i'm not mad.
<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I mean, i write my name with my <i>pee</i>..
There's a reason I use the toilets primarily meant for handicapped. The second reason is that they have much more space. I just hope I'm not blocking someone actually handicapped.
<!--QuoteBegin-Align+Oct 13 2004, 03:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ Oct 13 2004, 03:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There's a reason I use the toilets primarily meant for handicapped. The second reason is that they have much more space. I just hope I'm not blocking someone actually handicapped. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's interesting when the handicapped are better potty trained than the non-handicapped.
<!--QuoteBegin-WoW_Nirss+Oct 13 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoW_Nirss @ Oct 13 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Oct 13 2004, 09:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Oct 13 2004, 09:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-WoW_Nirss+Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoW_Nirss @ Oct 13 2004, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well in public toilets it depends on my mood, if im angry i try to write my name on the booth's side. Oh wait, i do that even when i'm not mad.
<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I mean, i write my name with my <i>pee</i>.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh, that's alright then <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.
I swear, I am not making this up.
Reminds me of that Billy Connelly show 20 years ago. He said he would put flaming ball things down it and watch all the people jump as it worked it's way down <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
How do you manage to get crap all over the seat? I wanna know that. Did some chimpanzee take a dump in my school's toilet?! Maybe he flung his feces around the toilet stall until it landed on the walls and basically anywhere but the toilet itself.
I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Some people (myself <i>not</i> included) are afraid of sitting down on a public toliet incase their precious backside gets covered with germs. So they hover above the seat and crap ends up all over the back of the seat.
Jebus Heist some people are dumb.
Dump in the drinking fountain.
...and you think pee on the toilet seat is bad. Welcome to college. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Jesus Christ I won't use a drinking fountain at my college for a month now. GG Gecko.
BTW I do that laying toilet paper on the seat thing. As many layers as I had on my old signature picture's psd file. (A lot.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
If that draws you away from the <s>bubblers</s> water fountains, then this will make you never touch a door knob:
There's a <i>true</i> story from 2 years ago (before I came to this college) of a guy who peed on everyone's doorknob in the dorm...I'm not quite sure how or why, but at least it hasn't happened since.
good thing for 'ol public urination/indecent exposure citations. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I swear, I am not making this up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I remember this one time in kindergarten when i walked into one of the big tires on the playground and guess what??? I stepped in someone elses crap. SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE PLAYGROUND OMG.
Reminds me of that Billy Connelly show 20 years ago. He said he would put flaming ball things down it and watch all the people jump as it worked it's way down <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
How do you manage to get crap all over the seat? I wanna know that. Did some chimpanzee take a dump in my school's toilet?! Maybe he flung his feces around the toilet stall until it landed on the walls and basically anywhere but the toilet itself.
I dont' know where these people learned how to go to the bathroom, but I can say at least that I wasn't raised in a zoo.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Some people (myself <i>not</i> included) are afraid of sitting down on a public toliet incase their precious backside gets covered with germs. So they hover above the seat and crap ends up all over the back of the seat. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Makes sense. I make a rule to put toilet paper over public seats now before I use. That's not nasty at least. Doesn't cause you to "hover" either.
You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home.
You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heh...same here. Nasty public restrooms.
You and me both. Learn to hold it until you reach the comforts of home. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's almost nearly impossible, though. Once I had diarhea in first period... Oh man, I didn't even eat or do anything, I just laid down and went to sleep, it hurt for SIX freaking HOURS.
On a more serious note, the most disturbing thing I have even witnessed was a few 3rd or 4th graders seemed to take great amusement in smearing their feces all over the walls of the bathroom. Unfortunately this plagued all the bathrooms in our school so holding it was the only real option. -_- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What I find most effective for this situation is to start peeing in one urinal, and then switch as many times as possible. Jackass janitors really love it when you do that.
He wasn't, he was watching him wash his hands, and freeked out, thus we treat a **** like a ****.
I always put the seat up when I pee cos it's just plain inconsiderate not to and takes bugger all effort to do. Some people are just plain lazy tbh.
<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Hell if I'm going to touch the underside of a toilet seat in any public restroom I know of...
Hell if I'm going to touch the underside of a toilet seat in any public restroom I know of...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Damn right <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
...you think people just pee and crap on the seat? They manage to get it on the bowl's edge too, you know. And then it just seems to transfer to the underside of the seat. Besides, all public toilet seats have that little cut out part in the front where you're supposed to pee into the bowl from.
Maybe that's just a Wisconsin toilet seat feature...
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Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper.
good thing for 'ol public urination/indecent exposure citations. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What?! Are you serious!? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Not sad, just disgusting.
Fortunately these creatures are few and far between.
Why, why? WHY do i imagine it right now?!
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Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I mean, i write my name with my <i>pee</i>..
I just hope I'm not blocking someone actually handicapped.
I just hope I'm not blocking someone actually handicapped. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's interesting when the handicapped are better potty trained than the non-handicapped.
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Why do people write their name inside a toliet booth? I find it really, really strange that people will want to leave their mark in a public crapper. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I mean, i write my name with my <i>pee</i>.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, that's alright then <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->