Pee On Toilet Seats...
DiscoZombie
Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">serious question.</div> why do I find urine on at least 8 out of 10 public toilet seats I ever see? do any of YOU pee on toilet seats and then leave them? it just seems so illogical to me... I mean, first off, would you rather clean someone else's pee or your own? and even before that, would you rather clean up pee or not have to clean anything up at all? is it THAT hard to just aim well to begin with?
is this just a US thing or is it everywhere? you people in the UK and elsewhere, what % of the time do YOU have to wipe up someone else's evacuation before going to the bathroom?
is this just a US thing or is it everywhere? you people in the UK and elsewhere, what % of the time do YOU have to wipe up someone else's evacuation before going to the bathroom?
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I never want to see that on my screen again <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
No seriously, I guess everyone who pees in a bathroom with no johns must really really have to go. Only whipping it out at high speeds could account for the sprays I've seen in some bathrooms. ~_~
And man am I aching to get it off my chest.
Welcome to the world of People Suck!
Nuff said
I usually avoid them.
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People, or pee on toilet seats?
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<span style='color:gray'>B</span>oth.
also, ive noticed that many public toilets flush so forcefully as to throw droplets of water into the air, landing on the seat, and creating the appearance that i left droplets along the seat, when in reality i had done no such thing.
perhaps most of the time it is just water?
(i wipe down any public seat before using it regardless of the appearance of wetness)
and its great <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*runs off crying*
Yea, people in my school delibratly urinate all over everything they can see, be that the floor, the walls, hell, once there was **** on the ceiling... Not to mention the chewing tobacco in the urinals...
Oh, one time I was walking into the bathroom and there was a collosal peice of poo on the floor in front of the door.
I've since then not used that bathroom, I walk the extra 3-400 feet to the gym restroom than take my risk with the band hall bathroom...
...you might want to get that checked...
<span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>[okay, so their's expended blood in the urine, but it's dead, degraded cells]</span>
Aside from that, there was a sign on one of the dorm bathroom stall doors that said "If you bleed, you flush." So, I'd assume someone took a dump after eating something bad and got blood on the toilet seat somehow. Now explain that to me.
...I wipe the seat and put down 'protective sheets' of TP <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Unless it's right after the seat was cleaned by the janitor, which happens around 1.
It shouldn't, if you're properly hydrated. :/ An easy way to tell if you're dehydrated is to look at the colour of your urine. Unless it's clear like water, you're dehydrated. (Urine isn't supposed to be yellow.) I drink at LEAST a gallon of water every day, that's about perfect.
funny show, they did somethin about sanitation....
anywho.. i dont think anyone really misses, they just decide to pee all over the place cuz they can and wont get in trouble... might get embarassed if youre the guy walkin out of the stall and theres pee all over the place for the next guy to see and associate with you
yah, walked into the bathroom oneday and there is this glowing yellow stuff all over the place.
First thought was Radioactive ****.
Then I saw the cracked open glowstick <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Dude... I'm so doing that...
wait, does that mean you shouldn't flush unless you're bleeding out the bunghole?
The toilets at my work are pretty ridiculous too. You'd think in a work environment people would want to keep it cleaner than the customer ones. But no. The customer ones are cleaner, because us woolies employees aren't allowed to use them.
I once walked into the staff bathroom to find someone from the meat unit with their shirt off washing themselves with paper towel and liquid soap from a hand sink.
woolies ftw
Edit: As you may yourself currently be aware, my grammar sucks
You sir are lucky.
I have horror stories to tell that would result in my getting bant if they were told. Thusly, they shall not be told and the sheer horror of said stories will remain my personal burden to bear.
Ahem.
Moving along, just grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe it away. Grab enough such that it wont soak through and wet your hands of your paranoid and grab further wads and lay them on the toilet seat of your super paranoid.
If your hyper paranoid, dont go into public and if your Mega Paranoid, wear kleenex boxes for shoes <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
As for how can anyone miss, consider this, you're basically urinating with a garden hose. In the begining and in the end, it's a small trickle, and that's what usually ends up on the seat. Not to mention that sometimes, the opening isn't perfectly clear/clean (hair, some dirt or stuck to gether skin) and can cause some of it to go in weird directions.
As for the poop on the walls, unless someone has eplosive diarrhea and were partially standing up when it came out, then yes, they threw it. Just like monkeys, they flung their own poo, and know we know where most HS males stand on the tree of evolution.