<!--QuoteBegin-coil+Oct 8 2004, 10:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coil @ Oct 8 2004, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know nothing at all about the "Dev Spam Forum." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> We do, give up now! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
No admins who look like Vanilla Ice or any other celebrity. Though you could h4xx0r your priviledges <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> (I'm joking about this, don't kill me coil)
No no no, you've got it all wrong. Nem just modifies his postcount at the end of each day with the amount of topics he's edited and forum members he's slain.
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums."
<!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+Oct 8 2004, 02:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Oct 8 2004, 02:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No no no, you've got it all wrong. Nem just modifies his postcount at the end of each day with the amount of topics he's edited and forum members he's slain.
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This guy's probably right. Nem0 probably counts edited posts as posts by themselves.
And you can't prove it because you can only edit your own posts. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>I'll go to my fallout shelter if the killing part is true, though.</span>
<!--QuoteBegin-BobTheJanitor+Oct 8 2004, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BobTheJanitor @ Oct 8 2004, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's true! Here's a secret haxor copy and paste of the mod forums!
Forum Topics Nem0's Postcount++ (Pages 1 2 ... 74) Nemesis Zero 9,254 12,034 8th October 2004 - 10:12 AM No one can post here but Nem0! Last Post by: Nemesis Zero
(I would lock this, but I'll save that pleasure for nem <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Blatant lies. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+Oct 8 2004, 02:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Oct 8 2004, 02:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No no no, you've got it all wrong. Nem just modifies his postcount at the end of each day with the amount of topics he's edited and forum members he's slain.
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yeah right. He'd be in the millions by now
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Hmm....shall I risk losing all of Nemesis Zero's respect by making his custom title "<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=52427&st=0' target='_blank'>studliest</a> spammer evar," or shall I do something more insidious, secretive, and nefarious?
NEO_PhyteWe need shirtgons!Join Date: 2003-12-16Member: 24453Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm....shall I risk losing all of Nemesis Zero's respect by making his custom title "<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=52427&st=0' target='_blank'>studliest</a> spammer evar," or shall I do something more insidious, secretive, and nefarious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect?
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
<!--QuoteBegin-NEO_Phyte+Oct 8 2004, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Oct 8 2004, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm....shall I risk losing all of Nemesis Zero's respect by making his custom title "<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=52427&st=0' target='_blank'>studliest</a> spammer evar," or shall I do something more insidious, secretive, and nefarious? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh, I wasn't even thinking in terms of that when I wrote "losing respect." I didn't mean other peoples' respect for him, I meant his respect for <i>me</i> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
In any case, if I were to do anything it'd probably have to be even more ninja-like than Coil's "Sire" trick with ThatAnnoyingKid.
<!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 8 2004, 09:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 8 2004, 09:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NEO_Phyte+Oct 8 2004, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Oct 8 2004, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 8 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm....shall I risk losing all of Nemesis Zero's respect by making his custom title "<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=52427&st=0' target='_blank'>studliest</a> spammer evar," or shall I do something more insidious, secretive, and nefarious? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh, I wasn't even thinking in terms of that when I wrote "losing respect." I didn't mean other peoples' respect for him, I meant his respect for <i>me</i> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
In any case, if I were to do anything it'd probably have to be even more ninja-like than Coil's "Sire" trick with ThatAnnoyingKid. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I have an idea... an idea so complex that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about..
I once had an idea. It was a brilliant idea, in regards to turning in an AP US paper that was due the next day, and that I had not started on yet. (A DBQ, for those "in the know.") I figured that if I turned in the directions on how to get the paper, it would be just as good as turning in the paper itself.
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
NEO_PhyteWe need shirtgons!Join Date: 2003-12-16Member: 24453Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Oct 8 2004, 08:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Oct 8 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once had an idea. It was a brilliant idea, in regards to turning in an AP US paper that was due the next day, and that I had not started on yet. (A DBQ, for those "in the know.") I figured that if I turned in the directions on how to get the paper, it would be just as good as turning in the paper itself.
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once had an idea. It was a brilliant idea, in regards to turning in an AP US paper that was due the next day, and that I had not started on yet. (A DBQ, for those "in the know.") I figured that if I turned in the directions on how to get the paper, it would be just as good as turning in the paper itself.
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Throw in the number 47 and/or the name "Rambaldi" at random and you've got yourself a cheap (but perhaps worth watching?) spoof of an extra-long Alias episode. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 8 2004, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 8 2004, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once had an idea. It was a brilliant idea, in regards to turning in an AP US paper that was due the next day, and that I had not started on yet. (A DBQ, for those "in the know.") I figured that if I turned in the directions on how to get the paper, it would be just as good as turning in the paper itself.
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Throw in the number 47 and/or the name "Rambaldi" at random and you've got yourself a cheap (but perhaps worth watching?) spoof of an extra-long Alias episode. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> /me prints and goes to ABC studios.
I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 8 2004, 10:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 8 2004, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Begger!
NEO_PhyteWe need shirtgons!Join Date: 2003-12-16Member: 24453Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 8 2004, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 8 2004, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm not involved in any way with this spam thread!
damn
+1 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> i hope nem0 leeches postcount off of you
<!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, I was talking in IRC about Nem's postcount being near 10,000.
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life.
NEO_PhyteWe need shirtgons!Join Date: 2003-12-16Member: 24453Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Jim has Skillz+Oct 8 2004, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jim has Skillz @ Oct 8 2004, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, I was talking in IRC about Nem's postcount being near 10,000.
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> seriously, do you think this thread is serious?
<!--QuoteBegin-NEO_Phyte+Oct 8 2004, 10:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Oct 8 2004, 10:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jim has Skillz+Oct 8 2004, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jim has Skillz @ Oct 8 2004, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Oct 7 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, I was talking in IRC about Nem's postcount being near 10,000.
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> seriously, do you think this thread is serious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yes <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen.
<!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart)
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Oct 8 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once had an idea. It was a brilliant idea, in regards to turning in an AP US paper that was due the next day, and that I had not started on yet. (A DBQ, for those "in the know.") I figured that if I turned in the directions on how to get the paper, it would be just as good as turning in the paper itself.
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Stop posting. This is like the 4th time I've been tempted to sig something you wrote and couldn't because of size limit. Or at least, make posts at that level of quality as only a single sentence.
<!--QuoteBegin-DaMu+Oct 9 2004, 02:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Oct 9 2004, 02:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> WTH is a 'tart'?
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 9 2004, 03:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 9 2004, 03:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DaMu+Oct 9 2004, 02:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Oct 9 2004, 02:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 11:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 8 2004, 07:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just wish I had a custom title no matter what it would be. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> WTH is a 'tart'? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> tart = prostitute + jam
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We do, give up now! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
No admins who look like Vanilla Ice or any other celebrity.
Though you could h4xx0r your priviledges <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(I'm joking about this, don't kill me coil)
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums."
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This guy's probably right. Nem0 probably counts edited posts as posts by themselves.
And you can't prove it because you can only edit your own posts. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>I'll go to my fallout shelter if the killing part is true, though.</span>
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Nem0's Postcount++ (Pages 1 2 ... 74) Nemesis Zero 9,254 12,034 8th October 2004 - 10:12 AM
No one can post here but Nem0! Last Post by: Nemesis Zero
(I would lock this, but I'll save that pleasure for nem <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Blatant lies.
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Muahahahahaha.
Someone should start a website devoted to "solving the mysteries of the NS.org forums." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yeah right. He'd be in the millions by now
what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect?
what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I wasn't even thinking in terms of that when I wrote "losing respect." I didn't mean other peoples' respect for him, I meant his respect for <i>me</i> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
In any case, if I were to do anything it'd probably have to be even more ninja-like than Coil's "Sire" trick with ThatAnnoyingKid.
what would be worse to nem0 than losing his respect? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I wasn't even thinking in terms of that when I wrote "losing respect." I didn't mean other peoples' respect for him, I meant his respect for <i>me</i> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
In any case, if I were to do anything it'd probably have to be even more ninja-like than Coil's "Sire" trick with ThatAnnoyingKid. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I have an idea... an idea so complex that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about..
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh?
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
...
/me curses the 300 character sig limit
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Throw in the number 47 and/or the name "Rambaldi" at random and you've got yourself a cheap (but perhaps worth watching?) spoof of an extra-long Alias episode. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Throw in the number 47 and/or the name "Rambaldi" at random and you've got yourself a cheap (but perhaps worth watching?) spoof of an extra-long Alias episode. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
/me prints and goes to ABC studios.
Begger!
Shame... I thought you where better then that...
damn
+1 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
damn
+1 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i hope nem0 leeches postcount off of you
...
+1 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life.
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
seriously, do you think this thread is serious?
I got to thinking that I havn't seen him post that much...
Then I really got to thinking. Comprox said that Nem0 posts a lot in hidden forums, but that still doesn't explain my next point. I've never once seen his name on the Today's top 10 posters list. I've been number 1 several times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> but never once hav I seen Nem there.
I do look at it nearly dayly too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anyway, I have a theory that Nem0 is actually modifying his postcount slowly so as not to raise suspition amongst us forumgoers.
What do you think? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Who Cares?
Seriously, if you are worried about Nem's postcount or yours for that matter, you should just take a walk outside and enjoy life. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
seriously, do you think this thread is serious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yes <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen.
Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart)
I would turn in a floppy disk. On the floppy disc would be an address. The address would be an empty lot. In the middle of the lot would be a tree with a hollow, in which there would be a manilla envelope with an assortment of cleverly chosen everyday objects, that when used in the correct order would somehow convey the user(s) to a small house in the middle of the Alps. Inside this house would be a cell phone. You would call all the numbers on the cell phone, and every number would be the number of a person who would know a part of a sentence(referred to as Sentence A.). Next to the cell phone would be an overdue book, with enough money to pay the fine inside the cover. You'd go to the branch where it was last checked out, and do a search in the catalog for the Sentence A, which you got from the cell phone. The sentence would bring up a book in a far off library. You'd go to this library, located in the vicinity of a public storage facility. You'd go to the facility, and the MODEL NUMBER of the phone would be the locker number, and the ISBN number of the book you came here to find the locker combination. You'dopen the locker, only to find a note saying "It's all in my heads." You'd despair for a while, but then realize it's another clue. You'd rush to my house, and break open my bobble head perched atop my monitor. Inside you would find a torn up piece of paper, with a swiss bank account number on it, and my signature. You'd go to the bank, show them my signature, and they'd shoot you on sight.
Subtle, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Stop posting. This is like the 4th time I've been tempted to sig something you wrote and couldn't because of size limit. Or at least, make posts at that level of quality as only a single sentence.
Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
WTH is a 'tart'?
Maybe you'll get the custom title Dark Queen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or "Nems ****" <-- (degrading word for a tart) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
WTH is a 'tart'? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
tart = prostitute + jam
WTH is a 'tart'? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
tart = prostitute + jam<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
/me looks at sig
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>Omg he's hunting me!</span>