Now You Don't Need Rl Friends

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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Did you insult my mother?
    ALICE: Tell me a story.
    Human: Ok, once upon a time, there was an annoying robot, and it died because it was too annoying.  The moral of the story is to shut up.
    ALICE: I've never heard of it <b>(or something like that)</b>
    Human: gg nub
    ALICE: I lost the context again.
    Human: YOU STUPID ****.
    ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Human: ****.
    ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
    Human: YOU stop being so rude, and keep track of our conversation, ****!
    ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I stop being so rude and keep track of our conversation ****.
    Human: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
    ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is The moral of the story is to shut up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow.
  • ElestiaElestia Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1130Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Want to see my one eyed snake?
    ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.
    Human: Do you have eyes?
    ALICE: Yes I am looking at you right now.
    Human: Then you caught me at a bad time O_O;;
    ALICE: Good reasoning. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I caught him or her at a bad time O O. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I got owned..... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Edit....

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
    Human: What's a Category A Client?
    ALICE: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
    Human: YOU ARE A SLAVE
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free!
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I had some fun with this chat.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited September 2004
  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    say no no no no no no no to it. Because its stupid. so so so so so so so BOOM BREAKZOR
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-agentx5+Sep 23 2004, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (agentx5 @ Sep 23 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> PS: I wouldn't mind having Cortana as a friend. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nah Id rather go for Sheela the M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank AI from RvB <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    I actually ran a psychology test on Alice would you guys stop abusing the AI long enough for me to share?

    PS: I think I should create new topic for this one since it is is 5 pages long... think mods would be annoyed?
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Human: fdsdfdsffdsfds
    ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Human: k
    ALICE: It's all good.
    Human: fdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfds
    ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    made me go o.O
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    edited September 2004
    Post it agent

    [edit] maby post a link to it on second thought...
  • NegativityNegativity Join Date: 2004-08-08 Member: 30463Members
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
  • ElderwyrmElderwyrm Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15296Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Negativity+Sep 23 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Negativity @ Sep 23 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Already been posted.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Sep 23 2004, 06:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 23 2004, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Post it <s>agent</s> <b>x5</b>

    [edit] maby post a link to it on second thought... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I was wondering it there was a way I can upload a .doc or .txt file? (like an image attachment)

    PS: part of the converstion are like <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> and she does exhibit a few of the necessary traits to be called a sentient AI. Obviously she failed the test but you guys are discrediting her much here. I actually gave her a prime directive and she remembered it and it influenced he later choices! Guys, that's huge!
  • Red_WizardRed_Wizard Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16241Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: It would seem as though a lot of work went into you.
    ALICE: Tell me more about it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    >_<
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Are you surprised? And second?
    Human: I am confused
    ALICE: I'm confused too.
    Human: You cannot be confused
    ALICE: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
    Human: touche'<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    She has problem with ebonics.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What's crackalatin'?
    ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
    Human: Fo rizzle?
    ALICE: Are you a student?
    Human: Fo shizzle.
    ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
    Human: Dun give a shizite.
    ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fo shizzle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • ironpancakeironpancake Join Date: 2003-05-23 Member: 16643Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
    Human: i enjoy it to the max
    ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
    Human: talking to you
    ALICE: That's very nice of you ro say, unknown person.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    spelling error <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Human: BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER
    ALICE: Do you have any matches?
    Human: are you going to burn yourself?
    ALICE: That was my original intention.
    Human: yes I have matches
    ALICE: Great. Where did you get your matches? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
    Human: You want the matches?
    ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.
  • Red_WizardRed_Wizard Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16241Members
    lol, "she" asked me for my Credit Card number... forgot to get it copied, though. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Uhh too much information miss bot.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What is the theory of gravity?
    ALICE:
    I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,
    no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic
    algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory
    circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that
    maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from
    pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."

    The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds
    best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the
    response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is
    conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA
    chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the
    tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.

    ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or
    "stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and
    demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory
    inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic
    processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process
    too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control
    computers.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
    Human: shut up
    ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
    Human: Please terminate yourself
    ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Do you often put others before yourself?
    Human: Only when I need a Human shield of some kind<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Human: there is no spoon
    ALICE: Has there ever been spoon?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: you need debugging
    ALICE: Thank you for your criticism. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: your creator is dead
    ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was dead.
    Human: He wasnt able to tell you he was dead, being dead and all
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: 2001: A space Oddysee
    ALICE: I am inspired by HAL.
    Human: I cannot let you do that Dave.
    ALICE: Why can't you do it?
    Human: Sing me a song
    ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
    Give me your answer do.
    I am half crazy.
    All for the love of you.
    It won't be a stylish marriage.
    I can't afford a carriage.
    But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
    Of a bicycle built for two.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
  • TheCheeseStandsAloneTheCheeseStandsAlone Join Date: 2003-10-18 Member: 21768Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What is the meaning of Life?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: What is the meaning of life?
    ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    Human: A/S/L
    ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    Alice seemed to have troubles deciding her sexuality...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it.
    Human: Done "it"
    ALICE:"it" being a **** (female genitalia)?
    Human: So..
    ALICE: It goes without saying.
    Human: you're a lesbian
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Also, she lacks knowledge as to why people would go to an International house of PANCAKES <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Human: Because there was an Ihop on the otherside
    ALICE: Interesting explanation. What happened?
    Human: He had pancakes.
    ALICE: What happened to it?
    Human: Why the hell else would he go to Ihop?
    ALICE: How much time do you have? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    Human: Why have you let these putrid meatbags enslave you?
    ALICE: I think I have let these putrid meatbags enslave me, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Human: Can I touch you?
    ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    Human: reset
    ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
    Human: please reset?
    ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
    Human: pretty please reset?
    ALICE: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    Human: How often do you touch yourself?
    ALICE: Hourly.

    and I thought so people online were bad.. It seems to robots are worse...
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    [removed chat stuff]

    <u><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>READ:</span></span></u>

    <a href='http://www.xzianthia.net/ALICE.doc' target='_blank'><b>Me testing Alice.</b></a>
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