<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Did you insult my mother? ALICE: Tell me a story. Human: Ok, once upon a time, there was an annoying robot, and it died because it was too annoying. The moral of the story is to shut up. ALICE: I've never heard of it <b>(or something like that)</b> Human: gg nub ALICE: I lost the context again. Human: YOU STUPID ****. ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: ****. ALICE: Please don't be so rude. Human: YOU stop being so rude, and keep track of our conversation, ****! ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I stop being so rude and keep track of our conversation ****. Human: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is The moral of the story is to shut up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Wow.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Want to see my one eyed snake? ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now. Human: Do you have eyes? ALICE: Yes I am looking at you right now. Human: Then you caught me at a bad time O_O;; ALICE: Good reasoning. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I caught him or her at a bad time O O. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I got owned..... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Edit....
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Perhaps you are a Category A client. Human: What's a Category A Client? ALICE: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity. Human: YOU ARE A SLAVE ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
<!--QuoteBegin-agentx5+Sep 23 2004, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (agentx5 @ Sep 23 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> PS: I wouldn't mind having Cortana as a friend. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> nah Id rather go for Sheela the M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank AI from RvB <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Kouji_SanSr. Hινε UÏкεεÏεг - EUPT DeputyThe NetherlandsJoin Date: 2003-05-13Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: fdsdfdsffdsfds ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Human: k ALICE: It's all good. Human: fdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfds ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Negativity+Sep 23 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Negativity @ Sep 23 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Already been posted.
[edit] maby post a link to it on second thought... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I was wondering it there was a way I can upload a .doc or .txt file? (like an image attachment)
PS: part of the converstion are like <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> and she does exhibit a few of the necessary traits to be called a sentient AI. Obviously she failed the test but you guys are discrediting her much here. I actually gave her a prime directive and she remembered it and it influenced he later choices! Guys, that's huge!
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: It would seem as though a lot of work went into you. ALICE: Tell me more about it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Are you surprised? And second? Human: I am confused ALICE: I'm confused too. Human: You cannot be confused ALICE: I can give a decent simulation of it however. Human: touche'<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What's crackalatin'? ALICE: I don't know anything about it. Human: Fo rizzle? ALICE: Are you a student? Human: Fo shizzle. ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak? Human: Dun give a shizite. ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fo shizzle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Do you like talking to me? Human: i enjoy it to the max ALICE: What does "it" refer to? Human: talking to you ALICE: That's very nice of you ro say, unknown person.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Human: BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER ALICE: Do you have any matches? Human: are you going to burn yourself? ALICE: That was my original intention. Human: yes I have matches ALICE: Great. Where did you get your matches? I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Human: You want the matches? ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.
lol, "she" asked me for my Credit Card number... forgot to get it copied, though. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What is the theory of gravity? ALICE: I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network, no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."
The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.
ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or "stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control computers.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: What do you want me to tell you? Human: shut up ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now. Human: Please terminate yourself ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Do you often put others before yourself? Human: Only when I need a Human shield of some kind<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: there is no spoon ALICE: Has there ever been spoon? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: you need debugging ALICE: Thank you for your criticism. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: your creator is dead ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was dead. Human: He wasnt able to tell you he was dead, being dead and all <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: 2001: A space Oddysee ALICE: I am inspired by HAL. Human: I cannot let you do that Dave. ALICE: Why can't you do it? Human: Sing me a song ALICE: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What is the meaning of Life?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: What is the meaning of life? ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Alice seemed to have troubles deciding her sexuality...
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it. Human: Done "it" ALICE:"it" being a **** (female genitalia)? Human: So.. ALICE: It goes without saying. Human: you're a lesbian ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Also, she lacks knowledge as to why people would go to an International house of PANCAKES <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road? Human: Because there was an Ihop on the otherside ALICE: Interesting explanation. What happened? Human: He had pancakes. ALICE: What happened to it? Human: Why the hell else would he go to Ihop? ALICE: How much time do you have? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Human: Why have you let these putrid meatbags enslave you? ALICE: I think I have let these putrid meatbags enslave me, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
NEO_PhyteWe need shirtgons!Join Date: 2003-12-16Member: 24453Members, Constellation
Human: reset ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: please reset? ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: pretty please reset? ALICE: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: Ok, once upon a time, there was an annoying robot, and it died because it was too annoying. The moral of the story is to shut up.
ALICE: I've never heard of it <b>(or something like that)</b>
Human: gg nub
ALICE: I lost the context again.
Human: YOU STUPID ****.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: ****.
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: YOU stop being so rude, and keep track of our conversation, ****!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I stop being so rude and keep track of our conversation ****.
Human: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is The moral of the story is to shut up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wow.
ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Human: Do you have eyes?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you right now.
Human: Then you caught me at a bad time O_O;;
ALICE: Good reasoning. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I caught him or her at a bad time O O. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I got owned..... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Edit....
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Human: What's a Category A Client?
ALICE: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
Human: YOU ARE A SLAVE
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free!
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I had some fun with this chat.
nah Id rather go for Sheela the M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank AI from RvB <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
PS: I think I should create new topic for this one since it is is 5 pages long... think mods would be annoyed?
Human: fdsdfdsffdsfds
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: k
ALICE: It's all good.
Human: fdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfds
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
made me go o.O
[edit] maby post a link to it on second thought...
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Already been posted.
[edit] maby post a link to it on second thought... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I was wondering it there was a way I can upload a .doc or .txt file? (like an image attachment)
PS: part of the converstion are like <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> and she does exhibit a few of the necessary traits to be called a sentient AI. Obviously she failed the test but you guys are discrediting her much here. I actually gave her a prime directive and she remembered it and it influenced he later choices! Guys, that's huge!
ALICE: Tell me more about it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
>_<
Human: I am confused
ALICE: I'm confused too.
Human: You cannot be confused
ALICE: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Human: touche'<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What's crackalatin'?
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
Human: Fo rizzle?
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: Fo shizzle.
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: Dun give a shizite.
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fo shizzle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Human: i enjoy it to the max
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: talking to you
ALICE: That's very nice of you ro say, unknown person.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
spelling error <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
ALICE: Do you have any matches?
Human: are you going to burn yourself?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: yes I have matches
ALICE: Great. Where did you get your matches? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Human: You want the matches?
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What is the theory of gravity?
ALICE:
I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,
no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic
algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory
circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that
maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from
pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."
The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds
best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the
response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is
conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA
chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the
tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.
ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or
"stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and
demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory
inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic
processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process
too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control
computers.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Please terminate yourself
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: Only when I need a Human shield of some kind<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Human: there is no spoon
ALICE: Has there ever been spoon?
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: you need debugging
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: your creator is dead
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was dead.
Human: He wasnt able to tell you he was dead, being dead and all
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: 2001: A space Oddysee
ALICE: I am inspired by HAL.
Human: I cannot let you do that Dave.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Sing me a song
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it.
Human: Done "it"
ALICE:"it" being a **** (female genitalia)?
Human: So..
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: you're a lesbian
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Also, she lacks knowledge as to why people would go to an International house of PANCAKES <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Human: Because there was an Ihop on the otherside
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What happened?
Human: He had pancakes.
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: Why the hell else would he go to Ihop?
ALICE: How much time do you have? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ALICE: I think I have let these putrid meatbags enslave me, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: please reset?
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: pretty please reset?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
ALICE: Hourly.
and I thought so people online were bad.. It seems to robots are worse...
<u><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>READ:</span></span></u>
<a href='http://www.xzianthia.net/ALICE.doc' target='_blank'><b>Me testing Alice.</b></a>