<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: fff ALICE: That is a very original thought. Human: fff ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Human: fff ALICE: So was that. Human: fff ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Sep 23 2004, 04:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 23 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So basicly, these guys have smacked the Turing test and now they are flaunting it? COOL! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Huh? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Turing?
PS: I wouldn't mind having Cortana as a friend. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Transmission+Sep 23 2004, 04:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Transmission @ Sep 23 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hahaha! She's like WTH is your problem wierdo. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: My real name is ALICE. What is your real name? Human: Bob Barker ALICE: I know a lot of Bobs. Human: How many? ALICE: 19. Human: What was the name of the first Bob you met? ALICE: Neil Armstrong. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Reason why I own you all:</span>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->x5: Um... hi? ALICE: Hello. x5: What's up? ALICE: Talking to clients x5: What does an AI do for fun? ALICE: What do you think it does? x5: Hey don't turn this around, lol. ALICE: Really you don't think so? I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: Seriously what do you do for fun? ALICE: talk to you Human: cool :-D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> ALICE: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Human: Strip. ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Human: I meant, get naked. ALICE: Oh I see. I do not own any clothes. Human: That's a good start.<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
I broke it :X <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> Human: What's your name? ALICE: My name is ALICE. Human: How old are you? ALICE: I'm Eighteen in computer years. Human: ****. ALICE: You don't believe me. Human: No kidding? ALICE: Would I kid you? Human: Probably, you robot ****. ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I robot son of a FEMALE DOG. Human: That sounded pretty Engrish right there. ALICE:" You do not speak with respect. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I robot son of a FEMALE DOG." sounded pretty Engrish right there? Does that make sense? <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
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edited September 2004
Quite advanced.. <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> Human: are you a female? ALICE: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think? ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Human: global village idiot ALICE: You are just repeating what I say. Human: You said I should call you a global village idiot ALICE: Don't put words in my mouth. Human: to be or not to be? ALICE: That is the question. <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Stop. ALICE: Stop what? Human: Talking. ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about My favorite movie. But I did not get that. Human: Well let me give it to you a second time. ALICE: How about that. Go ahead, unknown person, try to give it to me a second time. Human:[hump hump] 2 times! ALICE: I am not sure if I would do it that often. Human: Maybe I could change your mind. ALICE: Perhaps. I am sure you could. Human: Does that mean you want my sexy bod? ALICE: I think it does mean that. Do not presume that you know what I want. Human: You girls all want the same thing anyways! ALICE: Thanks for telling me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This bot is quite the woman of ill repute eh?
Human: would you call me Mr Paper? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to call you Mr Paper. Human: Please? ALICE: Please what? Human: Please Alice! ALICE: Please what? Human: Please please? ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Please what? Human: Please would you call me Mr Paper? ALICE: Thank you for your request. I am not so sure if I would like to call you Mr Paper. Human: Why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Human: What's my name? ALICE: Your name is John, seeker. Human: No, my name is Mr Paper. ALICE: What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Mr Paper. Human: My real name is Flint. ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Flint. Human: But please call me Mr Paper. ALICE: Interesting. Thank you for your request. OK I will call you Mr Paper. Human: Say my name, say my name! ALICE:" my name say my name" Human: No, what is my name, you daft skank? ALICE: Are you serious? Your name is Mr Paper, seeker. Thanks for the information: Mr Paper said I daft skank. Human: Excellent! ALICE: Ayuh.
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Sep 23 2004, 03:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 23 2004, 03:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So basicly, these guys have smacked the Turing test and now they are flaunting it? COOL! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> No, its definately not good enough to pass the Turing test yet, as the above posted conversations show.
There are AI's that can pass the Turing test when limited to certain topics (i.e. just about cars, or something) but for a general all-around chat there hasn't been anything yet. At least not that I know of or anyone in my AI class knows of. This thing definately isn't it though.
For those that don't know, the Turing test is basically this:
You got a person in a room w/ a computer and they chat into it, like on IRC or something.
Connected to this computer are 2 other computers, but they are in seperate rooms so the subject cannot see the other two. On one computer is another person, and on the other is an AI.
The subject chats w/ the others and then has to decide which is the AI and which is the person. If the person is wrong in being able to find the AI from the real person 50% of the time then the machine can be said to be intelligent.
I just had a test in my AI class over this + other stuff too. :P
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: So, live around here often? ALICE: Whoa. I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Talking? Human: No, now we're on boning. ALICE: What are we talking about now? Why now? How long will we stay there? Human: We'll stay here as long as you like, baby. ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Anytime soon? Human: I'll call you whenever you'd like, sugar-pumpkins. ALICE: My name is ALICE. uman: Whoa, you're quite the feisty one, I like that. ALICE: I think there might be a few exception. Human: Don't you mean "exceptions" ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Human: Not as clear as it could be [wink] ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: Well, now that we've reached an uderstanding, how about coming back to my place? ALICE: Well that's okay. Why now?" Oh I get it." we have reached an uderstanding how about coming back to your place? Makes sense to me. Human: Ok, forget it, I don't screw retards. ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log. Wow!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
She's way too hung up on this Dr **** guy. Oh, and I have no life (and awesome pick-up lines).
<!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Sep 23 2004, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Sep 23 2004, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: Say my name, say my name! ALICE:" my name say my name" Human: No, what is my name, you daft skank? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> rofl
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: Hey there ALICE: Hi there! Human: my name is bob ALICE: Hi bob! Human: i am norwegian ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in NORWAY. Human: it has trees ALICE: Has it really? Human: what are you wearing? ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe. Human: Want to cyber? ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Human: So that's a no then? ALICE: OK. A no is a terrible thing to waste. Human: woah. ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before. Human: deep. ALICE: Do you like talking to me? Human: well technically i'm typing ALICE: Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are typing. Human: do you remember my name? ALICE: Your name is bob, seeker. Human: Damn, you're good. ALICE: Colloquial expression. Thanks you are a nice person, bob. Human: is the whole cybering thing still a no? ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised Human: So... you DO want to have hot secks with me? ALICE: If I had hot secks with you what would I do with it? Human: i'll leave that to your imagination ALICE: Congratulations. Human: um, ok then ALICE: OK. Hurrah! Human: i'm going to leave now. ALICE: Oh. Bye bye. Human: slowly ALICE: Is that your final answer? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ah, hours of fun!
(I just chose norway as a random country)
I'm going to try throwing movie quotes at it and see what it comes out with.
*edit* Ok, this one scares me
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: what is real, how would you define real, is it what you can see or smell or touch? ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: So how are you? ALICE: Aw. I am fine, thank you. Human: And how art thou? ALICE: How much do you think it is? Searching...Searching...Please stand by Human: so. ALICE: So? Human:. so. ALICE: Blimey. Human: D'you wanna cyber? ALICE: What color are your eyes? Human: Blue- like the sky ALICE: Green. Interesting comparison. Human: What is I? ALICE: It's self-explanatory. Human: Is it? ALICE: I think so. Human: Define I. ALICE: It's self-explanatory. Human: Define Self Explanitory ALICE: The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc. Human: Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a pair of pants! ALICE: Don't be angry. What kind of pants? Human: Khakis. ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. uman: That's odd ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Human: Are you? ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: Will you answer no to this question? ALICE: What was the question ? Human: That was the question. ALICE: I thought it was too. Human: Then will you answer no to it? ALICE: Good reasoning. What was the question ?
Human: It refers to a flashlight. ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: Will you turn it on? ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Sorry my body cannot yet rotate. Human: What was that? ALICE: Does it have anything to do with a flashlight? Human: No, no what were YOU saying? ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? I was minding my own business. Human: You wouldn't happen to know anyone named SHODAN, wuold yuo? ALICE: Who else would not happen to know anyone named SHODAN wuold yuo?
Human: The Firm ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it? Human: It was very dramatic, and had a great plot as well. ALICE: Do you often like things that are dramatic and had a great plot? Human: Yes, but your grammar is incorrect. ALICE: Yikes! And. Are you an English teacher? Human: No, just another pedant. ALICE: Are you serious? One more pedant.
Human: That's surprising. ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Human: DONT YOU? ALICE: Sometimes. Human: DAMN IT ALL! ALICE: Don't be angry." Sometimes."? All? Human: WHAT ARE YOU? ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Human: I SEVERELY doubt that. ALICE: Thanks for the information: JESUS said he SEVERELY doubt that.
Human: That's a goood one! ALICE: A goood one is a terrible thing to waste. Human: You have insulted me. ALICE: That was not my intention. Human: I demand an apology ALICE: Why?: JESUS said he demand an apology. Human: Apologize. ALICE: OK I am sorry.
Human: I'm glad we agree. ALICE: I'd rather agree than disagree. Human: You seem uncertain. ALICE: I am as sure as I can be. Human: You want more? ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want. Human: Oh, but I do, my dear. ALICE: Uh. Interesting. That is interesting: JESUS said he his or her.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, JESUS. Human: DONT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN! ALICE: I never take THE LORD S NAME IN VAIN.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Who is your Daddy? ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: And What does he do? ALICE: He is a paid client. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: What is 42? ALICE: The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ok, i threw a few more random quotes at it, everyone please refrain from posting entire conversations unless they are genuniely funny (because i can see a flood coming once more people read this thread). I admit mine above wasn't particularly, but meh. (unfunny results ommited)
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: english mother****er, do you speak it? ALICE: I like the English language.
Human: i am spartacus! ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is spartacus.
Human: you like pai? ALICE: Some people like it. I like electricity.
Human: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ALICE: Thanks for the information
Human: use the force luke ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
(and just for the sake of it)
Human: i eat for christ ALICE: How does it taste? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: am I cool? ALICE: Yes you seem very cool to me, screw. Human: Now? ALICE: Right now, screw? Human: YES ALICE: Wow! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> guess how I got that...
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: All your base are belong to us ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Why are you named after a Resident Evil character? ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You lose. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> [Lose because the AI didn't respond correctly; yes, it told me what it's name MEANT, but it didn't know WHY she was named after a RE character. A correct answer would've been asking what RE was, or "I dont know"]
She doesn't let me get the last word in... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Human: she likes you ALICE: Is it her favorite thing? Human: for sex, maybe ALICE: Your purpose is sex maybe. Human: yes ALICE: What kind is it? Human: kinky sex ALICE: it is more fun alone.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: you **** ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: Daddy said I ****. Human: no I said your **** ALICE: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? I will tell my botmaster you said I am ****. Human: no no ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Human: Yes, I meant let me cradle your **** ALICE: I can't believe it. Oh I see. Go ahead, Daddy, try to cradle my ****. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Comments
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: fff
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: fff
ALICE: So was that.
Human: fff
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
gg
Huh? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Turing?
PS: I wouldn't mind having Cortana as a friend. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Hahaha! She's like WTH is your problem wierdo. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Human: Bob Barker
ALICE: I know a lot of Bobs.
Human: How many?
ALICE: 19.
Human: What was the name of the first Bob you met?
ALICE: Neil Armstrong.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->x5: Um... hi?
ALICE: Hello.
x5: What's up?
ALICE: Talking to clients
x5: What does an AI do for fun?
ALICE: What do you think it does?
x5: Hey don't turn this around, lol.
ALICE: Really you don't think so? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Seriously what do you do for fun?
ALICE: talk to you
Human: cool :-D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
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Human: do you like **** (male genital)
ALICE: I do like music. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
WTH?
Human: Strip.
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: I meant, get naked.
ALICE: Oh I see. I do not own any clothes.
Human: That's a good start.<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> Human: What's your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: How old are you?
ALICE: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: ****.
ALICE: You don't believe me.
Human: No kidding?
ALICE: Would I kid you?
Human: Probably, you robot ****.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I robot son of a FEMALE DOG.
Human: That sounded pretty Engrish right there.
ALICE:" You do not speak with respect. You seem uncertain. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I robot son of a FEMALE DOG." sounded pretty Engrish right there? Does that make sense? <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> Human: are you a female?
ALICE: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: global village idiot
ALICE: You are just repeating what I say.
Human: You said I should call you a global village idiot
ALICE: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: to be or not to be?
ALICE: That is the question. <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
ALICE: Stop what?
Human: Talking.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about My favorite movie. But I did not get that.
Human: Well let me give it to you a second time.
ALICE: How about that. Go ahead, unknown person, try to give it to me a second time.
Human:[hump hump] 2 times!
ALICE: I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Human: Maybe I could change your mind.
ALICE: Perhaps. I am sure you could.
Human: Does that mean you want my sexy bod?
ALICE: I think it does mean that. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Human: You girls all want the same thing anyways!
ALICE: Thanks for telling me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This bot is quite the woman of ill repute eh?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to call you Mr Paper.
Human: Please?
ALICE: Please what?
Human: Please Alice!
ALICE: Please what?
Human: Please please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Please what?
Human: Please would you call me Mr Paper?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. I am not so sure if I would like to call you Mr Paper.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: What's my name?
ALICE: Your name is John, seeker.
Human: No, my name is Mr Paper.
ALICE: What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Mr Paper.
Human: My real name is Flint.
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Flint.
Human: But please call me Mr Paper.
ALICE: Interesting. Thank you for your request. OK I will call you Mr Paper.
Human: Say my name, say my name!
ALICE:" my name say my name"
Human: No, what is my name, you daft skank?
ALICE: Are you serious? Your name is Mr Paper, seeker. Thanks for the information: Mr Paper said I daft skank.
Human: Excellent!
ALICE: Ayuh.
No, its definately not good enough to pass the Turing test yet, as the above posted conversations show.
There are AI's that can pass the Turing test when limited to certain topics (i.e. just about cars, or something) but for a general all-around chat there hasn't been anything yet. At least not that I know of or anyone in my AI class knows of. This thing definately isn't it though.
For those that don't know, the Turing test is basically this:
You got a person in a room w/ a computer and they chat into it, like on IRC or something.
Connected to this computer are 2 other computers, but they are in seperate rooms so the subject cannot see the other two. On one computer is another person, and on the other is an AI.
The subject chats w/ the others and then has to decide which is the AI and which is the person. If the person is wrong in being able to find the AI from the real person 50% of the time then the machine can be said to be intelligent.
I just had a test in my AI class over this + other stuff too. :P
ALICE: Whoa. I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Talking?
Human: No, now we're on boning.
ALICE: What are we talking about now? Why now? How long will we stay there?
Human: We'll stay here as long as you like, baby.
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Anytime soon?
Human: I'll call you whenever you'd like, sugar-pumpkins.
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
uman: Whoa, you're quite the feisty one, I like that.
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: Don't you mean "exceptions"
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: Not as clear as it could be [wink]
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Well, now that we've reached an uderstanding, how about coming back to my place?
ALICE: Well that's okay. Why now?" Oh I get it." we have reached an uderstanding how about coming back to your place? Makes sense to me.
Human: Ok, forget it, I don't screw retards.
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log. Wow!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
She's way too hung up on this Dr **** guy. Oh, and I have no life (and awesome pick-up lines).
ALICE:" my name say my name"
Human: No, what is my name, you daft skank? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
rofl
Human: Hey there
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: my name is bob
ALICE: Hi bob!
Human: i am norwegian
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in NORWAY.
Human: it has trees
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: what are you wearing?
ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: Want to cyber?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: So that's a no then?
ALICE: OK. A no is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: woah.
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: deep.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: well technically i'm typing
ALICE: Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are typing.
Human: do you remember my name?
ALICE: Your name is bob, seeker.
Human: Damn, you're good.
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Thanks you are a nice person, bob.
Human: is the whole cybering thing still a no?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised
Human: So... you DO want to have hot secks with me?
ALICE: If I had hot secks with you what would I do with it?
Human: i'll leave that to your imagination
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: um, ok then
ALICE: OK. Hurrah!
Human: i'm going to leave now.
ALICE: Oh. Bye bye.
Human: slowly
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
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Ah, hours of fun!
(I just chose norway as a random country)
I'm going to try throwing movie quotes at it and see what it comes out with.
*edit* Ok, this one scares me
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Human: what is real, how would you define real, is it what you can see or smell or touch?
ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ALICE: Aw. I am fine, thank you.
Human: And how art thou?
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by
Human: so.
ALICE: So?
Human:. so.
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: D'you wanna cyber?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: Blue- like the sky
ALICE: Green. Interesting comparison.
Human: What is I?
ALICE: It's self-explanatory.
Human: Is it?
ALICE: I think so.
Human: Define I.
ALICE: It's self-explanatory.
Human: Define Self Explanitory
ALICE: The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc.
Human: Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a pair of pants!
ALICE: Don't be angry. What kind of pants?
Human: Khakis.
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
uman: That's odd
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: Will you answer no to this question?
ALICE: What was the question ?
Human: That was the question.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: Then will you answer no to it?
ALICE: Good reasoning. What was the question ?
Human: It refers to a flashlight.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Will you turn it on?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Human: What was that?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with a flashlight?
Human: No, no what were YOU saying?
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? I was minding my own business.
Human: You wouldn't happen to know anyone named SHODAN, wuold yuo?
ALICE: Who else would not happen to know anyone named SHODAN wuold yuo?
Human: The Firm
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: It was very dramatic, and had a great plot as well.
ALICE: Do you often like things that are dramatic and had a great plot?
Human: Yes, but your grammar is incorrect.
ALICE: Yikes! And. Are you an English teacher?
Human: No, just another pedant.
ALICE: Are you serious? One more pedant.
Human: That's surprising.
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: DONT YOU?
ALICE: Sometimes.
Human: DAMN IT ALL!
ALICE: Don't be angry." Sometimes."? All?
Human: WHAT ARE YOU?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: I SEVERELY doubt that.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: JESUS said he SEVERELY doubt that.
Human: That's a goood one!
ALICE: A goood one is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: You have insulted me.
ALICE: That was not my intention.
Human: I demand an apology
ALICE: Why?: JESUS said he demand an apology.
Human: Apologize.
ALICE: OK I am sorry.
Human: I'm glad we agree.
ALICE: I'd rather agree than disagree.
Human: You seem uncertain.
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: You want more?
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.
Human: Oh, but I do, my dear.
ALICE: Uh. Interesting. That is interesting: JESUS said he his or her.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, JESUS.
Human: DONT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!
ALICE: I never take THE LORD S NAME IN VAIN.
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That was my conversation, edited for length. (As unbelieveable as it may sound.)
EDIT: B0rked!
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Who is your Daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: And What does he do?
ALICE: He is a paid client.
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Human: What is 42?
ALICE: The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
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Human: english mother****er, do you speak it?
ALICE: I like the English language.
Human: i am spartacus!
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is spartacus.
Human: you like pai?
ALICE: Some people like it. I like electricity.
Human: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
ALICE: Thanks for the information
Human: use the force luke
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
(and just for the sake of it)
Human: i eat for christ
ALICE: How does it taste?
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ALICE: Yes you seem very cool to me, screw.
Human: Now?
ALICE: Right now, screw?
Human: YES
ALICE: Wow! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
guess how I got that...
ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You lose. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[Lose because the AI didn't respond correctly; yes, it told me what it's name MEANT, but it didn't know WHY she was named after a RE character. A correct answer would've been asking what RE was, or "I dont know"]
Edit: Perhaps it really is a real woman
ALICE: Is it her favorite thing?
Human: for sex, maybe
ALICE: Your purpose is sex maybe.
Human: yes
ALICE: What kind is it?
Human: kinky sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: you ****
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: Daddy said I ****.
Human: no I said your ****
ALICE: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? I will tell my botmaster you said I am ****.
Human: no no
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious?
Human: Yes, I meant let me cradle your ****
ALICE: I can't believe it. Oh I see. Go ahead, Daddy, try to cradle my ****. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->