Omg, What The Hell Have I Done!

DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
edited September 2004 in Off-Topic
Yesterday, I was browsing around ebay, drooling over stuffs I knew I shouldn't buy.

Then I saw ATI Radeon X800 Pro, 6 minutes left, with a price tag of $370 + $15 for shipping.

The temptation was too much, my resistance was futile. I typed 3.. 7... 0... and hit enter.

And damnit, I won. I didn't even have a clue how to build PC. I was just rambling a week ago about how my folks back home don't trust me with the computer.
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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    Exlplain the situation to the guy whos selling it. You'll probably be suspended from Ebay for a short while but the guy'll probably understand.
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Hee too late, already paypal, figure I'll keep it.
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    If your not going to use it I could...
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    I HAET j00!

    It's really simple to install a video card. Just consult your mobo manual or some online guide that teaches you how to build a PC.

    I was hesitant with opening my PC before, but now I don't even think about what happens when I open it XD
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-RaVe+Sep 4 2004, 12:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ Sep 4 2004, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's really simple to install a video card. Just consult your mobo manual or some online guide that teaches you how to build a PC. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What!? It takes so much skill... Even highly trained technicians have trouble doing it, and it has a 50/50 chance of even actually working.

    Again, if its just going to collect dust, I could use it.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    *note to self never let future kids on my computer*

    thanks to you i learned a lesson for when i have kids <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    don't listen to akira, installing hardware is as easy as pai unless there is something wrong wiith the hardware. I've built many pc's and installed tons of hardware. it's easy. just read the manual.
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    <img src='http://www.smyw.com/avatar/PitbullAttack1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    this is what happened to me the last time i tried to install hardware. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Wow, ouch. Did you check the box for random knives inside your CPU? That one gets me evrytime.
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    no. montezuma set me up one of those spinning blade traps, but my thief skills were high enough to thwart it. no, it was the freaking twenty foot tall giant that did that. i guess you were assuming that hand was still attached to my body?
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol you could always... sell it on ebay!


    lol maybe someone else will buy it back lol.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Kinda obvious, but wear a glove.
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    how does a glove help against a twenty foot tall giant?
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    That card requires a PCI express slot, right? I'm guessing you don't have one of those on your computer (unless you recently bought a new high-end computer), which will make it impossible to use, unless you are willing to put a new motherboard into your computer or spend at least $1000 on a new computer that has a motherboard with a PCI express slot.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    uh..i have an x800 pro and my 8x AGP works juuuuust fine.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    How To Install A Video Card:
    1: Take the case off the computer.
    2: Slot the card into the appropriate slot on the motherboard. There is only one slot it will fit in.
    3: Put the case back on the computer.
    4: Plug monitor cable into the video card.
    5: Enjoy.
  • spinviperspinviper Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16151Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Sep 4 2004, 03:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Sep 4 2004, 03:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That card requires a PCI express slot, right? I'm guessing you don't have one of those on your computer (unless you recently bought a new high-end computer), which will make it impossible to use, unless you are willing to put a new motherboard into your computer or spend at least $1000 on a new computer that has a motherboard with a PCI express slot. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, I'm guessing its the NON PCI Xpress version
  • CreepieCreepie Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13734Members
    Face it guys. You're not getting the card.
  • inkblotinkblot Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25077Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That card requires a PCI express slot, right? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Doubt it, PCX is still very small at this point.

    Anyway, GL will getting that card in there right. It honestly isn't that hard if you can use a screwdriver. Just get your drivers installed right too <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Sep 4 2004, 06:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Sep 4 2004, 06:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How To Install A Video Card:
    1: Take the case off the computer.
    2: Slot the card into the appropriate slot on the motherboard. There is only one slot it will fit in.
    3: Put the case back on the computer.
    4: Plug monitor cable into the video card.
    5: Enjoy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...I always figured there were...you know, some drivers related to this too.



    In fact, the thing that confuses me is that the manuals tell you to uninstall your current drivers, unplug your card, put in your new one, turn the power on and then install the drivers.


    ...I always figured if you didn't have drivers your monitor wouldn't be able to display property.


    ...but that's why I can only install harddrives, ram and ethernet cards <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    guys, asking for the card is like asking him for 400 dollars lol....








    can i have that card?







    and 400 dollars?
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Sep 4 2004, 03:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Sep 4 2004, 03:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That card requires a PCI express slot, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    no, it doesnt...
  • UKchaosUKchaos Join Date: 2002-08-10 Member: 1132Members
    1) Download the latest ATI drivers from www.ati.com.
    2) Extract the driver files to a directory
    2) Uninstall your current graphics card drivers
    3) open case
    4) take the old card out of your AGP slot
    5) plug the new card into the AGP slot
    6) connect the power cable for the card's fan (if it has one).
    7) close case, turn pc on
    8) windows should detect the new hardware. When it askes for the location of the drivers, specify the directory you chose step 2.
    9) restart
    10)oogle at the pretty graphics <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Don't mock him by saying its easy guys, it takes a lot of skill to put in a graphics card; I ruined mine on the first attempt, although I think the problem was likely that the hammer I used was far too small. ANYWAY, here is how to correctly install a graphics card.

    1. Open your PC case. It may simply slide off, but some of them are attatched by little screws, in which case you are better off removing the side of the case with a circular saw.

    2. Take a look inside, and locate your existing graphics card. Unfortunately, they are not labelled "GRAPHICS CARD" in big letters as they would be if I was in charge, but you can usually locate it quite easily because it will be the part that is smoking from being overclocked. Although that may just be me.

    2. Ensure the PAKCHOOIE buffers are empty, and re-UNF all PUSHBOTs on the card itself before you attempt removal. THIS IS THE MOST VITAL STEP, FAILURE TO DO SO WILL CAUSE YOUR PC TO IMPLODE.

    3. Remove the old graphics card. A good pair of pliers and a lot of force is all that is needed here, although if you don't intend to keep the card, you may find it easier to use a power sander, in which case goto step 3A.

    3A. Using your power sander (or a dremel tool with sandpaper attatchment), simply sand down the card until there is nothing left. At this point simply turn your case upside down and shake it; the pulverised card will now slide out easily as a fine powder. Any additional parts that fall out during this process should be discarded, as if they fell out easily they can't be that important.

    4. Now you need to plug your card into the correct slot. You will see several slots that look the right size, some AGP, some PCI. The PCI slot is the BROWN one, while the AGP slots are WHITE, which is most likely the slot you need. If you find your card fits into the brown PCI slot, throw it away immediately, as you have been scammed, as all PCI cards suck.

    5. Assuming you have an AGP card, you will need your power sander/dremel tool again, or possibly a hacsaw. This is because AGP cards NEVER fit snugly into the white AGP slots. This is a product protection method used by graphics card companys to ensure you can't install their products without technical expertise, which could result in dismemberment or even death if performed incorrectly. But fear not! If you follow this guide properly you should lose no more than two digits, three if you have an NVIDEA card.

    6. Insert your newly filed-down card into the slot. It may still need a bit of force, which is where the aforementioned hammer comes into play.

    7. Put the cover back on your case. This may require a welding torch.

    8. Start your computer in CS-MOS mode and recompile your default kernal with ports 13 and 37 open.

    9. Take some time to say a prayer to the graphics card gods. These will differ dependant on your brand of card, but will generally be Frajamajacooie for ATI cards, and Satan for NVIDEA cards.

    10. Congratulations, you have installed a new graphics card!
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
  • itsmemoitsmemo Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18232Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->4. Now you need to plug your card into the correct slot. You will see several slots that look the right size, some AGP, some PCI. The PCI slot is the BROWN one, while the AGP slots are WHITE, which is most likely the slot you need. If you find your card fits into the brown PCI slot, throw it away immediately, as you have been scammed, as all PCI cards suck.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    most pci slots i seen are white and the agp is red or brown. to make it simple pci slots come in pairs of 2 or 3, while the agp slot is only 1 and a little shorter than the pci slots
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-zerg_queen+Sep 6 2004, 08:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (zerg_queen @ Sep 6 2004, 08:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> most pci slots i seen are white and the agp is red or brown. to make it simple pci slots come in pairs of 2 or 3, while the agp slot is only 1 and a little shorter than the pci slots <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone missed the point.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Gah all of you that are doing non-joking steps are missing stuff.

    Uninstall old drivers

    Restart

    Install new ones

    Shut down

    Take out old video card (just follow the cord from the monitor to the back of the computer, which is where the video card is) and make sure you unscrew/push the tab back so it comes out, you can break your mobo/card w/o doing this and yank on it hard enough.

    Put new one in, close the plastic tab thing/screw in to make sure its properly in.

    Start up.

    Go though your bios and set up some small things, but you dont really have to do it. Look at your mobo (mobo is short for motherboard, which is the huge card that plugs into everything btw) manual and it should tell you the key to hold to get your bio settings.

    Enjoy your sexy card <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->






    Or you can just take it to a computer store and let them install it for about 25 bucks <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    Another suggestion people have ignored: if the card comes boxed, And has a manual, read it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
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