Saddam Hussein's Interrogation

BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
edited July 2004 in Off-Topic
"When he's not writing poetry or weeding the prison garden, Saddam Hussein is being interrogated about Iraq's WMD programmes. Brian Sack eavesdrops as the former dictator keeps the United States' elite inquisitors at bay"

<a href='http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=545687' target='_blank'>http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle...sp?story=545687</a>

It's a good read, epecially the Risk part <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    By far the best part:
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    Gave SH a Paddington Bear doll we named "Paddington al-Dubhe". We told him the story and suggested that sometimes it's nice to have a special friend to tell your deepest secrets to when interrogators aren't around. SH said it was very sad that someone would abandon a bear in a train station, but he changed his opinion when he tore the head off and found the microphone.
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    Lol that's great stuff.
  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    I told SH that we would be paid a visit by Baghdad's longest-running improvisational comedy troupe, and that they often ask for audience suggestions. I had one of the "players" ask SH for the name of something you'd return to a department store. SH said "wrench". They did a quick scene about returning a wrench, and then another "player" asked for a geographic location where one might hide WMDs. SH was quiet for a long time, so I suggested Wal-Mart.



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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I told SH the Red Cross was coming to check up on him next Wednesday. He said he was excited because he liked the Red Cross and looked forward to telling them where the WMD were. I asked him why he'd tell the Red Cross and not me and he said because they always give him a razor and a syringe of sodium phenobarbital. I obtained a razor and a syringe of sodium phenobarbital from the medical tent and gave them to SH. He still didn't tell me where the WMD were, and when I awoke I had no eyebrows and a needle in my thigh.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Awesome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    This can't be real..
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This can't be real..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Breaking News!

    Snow in the Sahara!

    Local Sudanese children rejoiced today as the beauty of the snow covered wonderland set in. " ﻝﻮﺧﺪﻟﺍ ﺢﺒﺻﺃ ﺖﻧﺮﺘﻧﻹﺍ ﻰﻠﻋ ﺔﻴﻧﺎﺠﻤﻟﺍ ﺔﻴﻟﻵﺍ ﺔﻤﺟﺮﺘﻟﺍ ﻦﻣ ﺕﺍﻮﻨﺳ ﺙﻼﺛ ﻦﻣ ﺮﺜﻛﺃ ﺪﻌﺑ " said local camel hearder Mohamid Ali.

    This and more, tonight at 9!

    :edit: You <i>may</i> need Arabic fonts to read that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This can't be real..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Breaking News!

    Snow in the Sahara!

    Local Sudanese children rejoiced today as the beauty of the snow covered wonderland set in. " ﻝﻮﺧﺪﻟﺍ ﺢﺒﺻﺃ ﺖﻧﺮﺘﻧﻹﺍ ﻰﻠﻋ ﺔﻴﻧﺎﺠﻤﻟﺍ ﺔﻴﻟﻵﺍ ﺔﻤﺟﺮﺘﻟﺍ ﻦﻣ ﺕﺍﻮﻨﺳ ﺙﻼﺛ ﻦﻣ ﺮﺜﻛﺃ ﺪﻌﺑ " said local camel hearder Mohamid Ali.

    This and more, tonight at 9!

    :edit: You <i>may</i> need Arabic fonts to read that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg, you need to be shot. ****...
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited August 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Omg, you need to be shot. ****... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 08:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 08:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This can't be real..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Breaking News!

    Snow in the Sahara!

    Local Sudanese children rejoiced today as the beauty of the snow covered wonderland set in. " ﻝﻮﺧﺪﻟﺍ ﺢﺒﺻﺃ ﺖﻧﺮﺘﻧﻹﺍ ﻰﻠﻋ ﺔﻴﻧﺎﺠﻤﻟﺍ ﺔﻴﻟﻵﺍ ﺔﻤﺟﺮﺘﻟﺍ ﻦﻣ ﺕﺍﻮﻨﺳ ﺙﻼﺛ ﻦﻣ ﺮﺜﻛﺃ ﺪﻌﺑ " said local camel hearder Mohamid Ali.

    This and more, tonight at 9!

    :edit: You <i>may</i> need Arabic fonts to read that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg, you need to be shot. ****... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually I think you do.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    Rofl.


    Saw it 3 days ago though <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    We have a class 4 r00fle!
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Jul 31 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jul 31 2004, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This can't be real..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Breaking News!

    Snow in the Sahara!

    Local Sudanese children rejoiced today as the beauty of the snow covered wonderland set in. " ﻝﻮﺧﺪﻟﺍ ﺢﺒﺻﺃ ﺖﻧﺮﺘﻧﻹﺍ ﻰﻠﻋ ﺔﻴﻧﺎﺠﻤﻟﺍ ﺔﻴﻟﻵﺍ ﺔﻤﺟﺮﺘﻟﺍ ﻦﻣ ﺕﺍﻮﻨﺳ ﺙﻼﺛ ﻦﻣ ﺮﺜﻛﺃ ﺪﻌﺑ " said local camel hearder Mohamid Ali.

    This and more, tonight at 9!

    :edit: You <i>may</i> need Arabic fonts to read that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's wierd, I haver arabic fonts but no japanese or other asian ones. THEY ARE TYRING TO TAKE OVER!



    And ROFL at the news passage.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Some good chuckles. Thanks for linking!
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