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  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    I hereby patent latex clothing as a personal firewall to prevent any outside source trying to hack your Windows XP Skin edition.

    Also I reserve the right to offer a fleshy "debugging tool".
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Necrosis+Jul 7 2004, 06:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrosis @ Jul 7 2004, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hereby patent latex clothing as a personal firewall to prevent any outside source trying to hack your Windows XP Skin edition.

    Also I reserve the right to offer a fleshy "debugging tool". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Prediction: flesh eating viruii are coming back in style.
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  • arrgh1arrgh1 Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14561Members
    My new escuse for getting out of school/work-XP crashed my skin so I can't come to work today. Hehehe. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • sheena_yanaisheena_yanai Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11426Members
    what happens when another skin network user is touching another?


    CROSSPLATFORMNETWORKING ! SKINLANPARTY AKA CYBERSEXORGY!
    a male peepee realy dont look like a network connector, but its teh skin network!

    maybe both skinnetwork just go kawblowee and have a major lag...
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I just realized; whenever two people even brush by each other in a crowded area, they could transfer information.

    Peer 2 peer in New York City! Hah no more garbage 30kbps download rate!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jul 7 2004, 07:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jul 7 2004, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized; whenever two people even brush by each other in a crowded area, they could transfer information.

    Peer 2 peer in New York City! Hah no more garbage 30kbps download rate! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hackers = slappers?
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  • sheena_yanaisheena_yanai Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11426Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jul 7 2004, 07:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jul 7 2004, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized; whenever two people even brush by each other in a crowded area, they could transfer information.

    Peer 2 peer in New York City!  Hah no more garbage 30kbps download rate! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hackers = slappers? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol


    and crackers are tweakers...
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized; whenever two people even brush by each other in a crowded area, they could transfer information.

    Peer 2 peer in New York City! Hah no more garbage 30kbps download rate! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now imagine running away from people because of spam and advertisements.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jul 7 2004, 07:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jul 7 2004, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jul 7 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just realized; whenever two people even brush by each other in a crowded area, they could transfer information.

    Peer 2 peer in New York City!  Hah no more garbage 30kbps download rate! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now imagine running away from people because of spam and advertisements. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, hook up your hairless cat with spam software and train it to run around and jump on people. Repeat 100 times 'till Congress passes CAN-CAT-SPAM.
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  • arrgh1arrgh1 Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14561Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 7 2004, 02:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 7 2004, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha, hook up your hairless cat with spam software and train it to run around and jump on people. Repeat 100 times 'till Congress passes CAN-CAT-SPAM. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Anti-spam protection=Dogs
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arrgh1+Jul 7 2004, 07:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arrgh1 @ Jul 7 2004, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 7 2004, 02:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 7 2004, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha, hook up your hairless cat with spam software and train it to run around and jump on people. Repeat 100 times 'till Congress passes CAN-CAT-SPAM. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Anti-spam protection=Dogs <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Until they breed hairless dogs.
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  • arrgh1arrgh1 Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14561Members
    Actually they have those.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arrgh1+Jul 7 2004, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arrgh1 @ Jul 7 2004, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually they have those. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So there you go. Aggressive, hairless dogs and cats are the spammers of the future. I'm going to patent a spray gun with Pet-B-Gone inside. Whatever that is.
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  • arrgh1arrgh1 Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14561Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 7 2004, 02:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 7 2004, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm going to patent a spray gun with Pet-B-Gone inside. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    P.E.T.A. will eat you alive. Mind you, that isn't the people who eat tasty animals P.E.T.A. but the other retarded one.
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  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    I should apply for a patent on neutrinos, protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks and any other subatomic particles... then sue M$ every time they use some of my atoms in printing a CD with crap on it. Then sue them again for using my atoms in writing their legal defense. Then sue them a third time just to be sure, since their lawyers are using a helluva lot of my precious carbon molecules.
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    lol... funny you should mention that as it's another of the PAN system design theories; you could trade electronic business cards by merely shaking hands, so yeah... touching actually is networking, though it doesn't necessarily have to be the kind of 'networking' sheena was thinking of ^^;
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  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Does anyone else see the problem with using skin as a conducter? As in, it wouldn't work? Skin itself is a terrible conducter, absolutely horrid. On dry days your skin can have as much resistance as 300 ohms, which is a hell of a lot. At that point any amount of current that can succesfully travel your body would take an easier bath, that is, one that would probably go through your blood stream and through the heart or through the nervous system and through any number of important muscles/organs. And it would probly tickle something awful. Real annoying.
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    It's not like they wan't to transmit power through your skin to power a device, they just want devices to use your skin to communicate. To do this you need very very small currents, probably won't feel a thing(you don't feel anything when you pick up a static charge from your surroundings until it is all discharged at once when you touch something conductive). Also, they will be using high frequencies otherwise they can't transmit information quickly(if they use very high frequencies ~100 MHz or so, won't that make you a half-wavelength dipole antenna, transmitting a tiny amount of noise? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->), and the skin effect might keep the current flowing near the skin if the frequency is high enough.

    Burn wounds from accidents with radio frequency currents are mostly along the skin.

    Antennas are hollow because very little current would flow through the center at radio frequencies.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-sheena yanai+Jul 7 2004, 05:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sheena yanai @ Jul 7 2004, 05:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what happens when another skin network user is touching another?


    CROSSPLATFORMNETWORKING ! SKINLANPARTY AKA CYBERSEXORGY!
    a male peepee realy dont look like a network connector, but its teh skin network!

    maybe both skinnetwork just go kawblowee and have a major lag... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i will patent stupid patents ... gimmie my money
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Jul 7 2004, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Jul 7 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> if they use very high frequencies ~100 MHz or so, won't that make you a half-wavelength dipole antenna, transmitting a tiny amount of noise? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    WEAK!

    I already make some radio's lose their signal by standing close to them.
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Whoa, does this mean we could start seeing HUD's a la Halo marines?

    And all sorts of other cool stuff?

    Neato
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Jul 8 2004, 03:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Jul 8 2004, 03:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Whoa, does this mean we could start seeing HUD's a la Halo marines?

    And all sorts of other cool stuff?

    Neato <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Courtousy of Micrsoft... which is right about the point where urge to kill rizes...
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Not for me.

    I like Microsoft.
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    Ugh. So now they can monopolize us. That kind of makes me wonder what's wrong with people. So unless this means a doctor can give me laser eyes and allow me to shoot death from my hands or do some crazy Deus Ex stuff, I think this is some weird shi.
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