Tales From The Mental Hospital
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<div class="IPBDescription">comedy goldmine from Something Awful</div>*Note: Something Awful has sometimes 'questionable' banners, and content. Nothing really bad (unless you specifically dig down for it) but just in case your children or parents are in the room here's a forewarning*
<a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2195' target='_blank'>Tales from the Mental Hospital</a> is a collection of stories from one resident Goon who has spent his life in and out of mental wards for severe depression.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Forums Goon n3cro spent a little while in a mental hospital. During his stay he ran into various wacky people, and managed to create a bit of mischief himself. As he describes it:
"During my formerly frequent stays to various psychiatric facilities in NJ, I've met quite a few characters. They've ranged from scary violent psychos, to hilariously deranged schizophrenics, to the just plain bizarre. That statement also includes some of the people who worked there. Sometimes, the staff is just on the wrong side of the desk.
Needless to say, each separate hospitalization was a truly unique experience. That's right, the hospital can be fun."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Its a very, very funny read.. My favorite stories are the ones involving Sherry. And the moral of the story kids: Don't date chicks you meet in the mental ward.
<a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2195' target='_blank'>Tales from the Mental Hospital</a> is a collection of stories from one resident Goon who has spent his life in and out of mental wards for severe depression.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Forums Goon n3cro spent a little while in a mental hospital. During his stay he ran into various wacky people, and managed to create a bit of mischief himself. As he describes it:
"During my formerly frequent stays to various psychiatric facilities in NJ, I've met quite a few characters. They've ranged from scary violent psychos, to hilariously deranged schizophrenics, to the just plain bizarre. That statement also includes some of the people who worked there. Sometimes, the staff is just on the wrong side of the desk.
Needless to say, each separate hospitalization was a truly unique experience. That's right, the hospital can be fun."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Its a very, very funny read.. My favorite stories are the ones involving Sherry. And the moral of the story kids: Don't date chicks you meet in the mental ward.
Comments
DAMN why don't they tell me these things BEFORE I learn them myself!
that was just funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This got me laughing so hard <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That was great!
I gotta start messing up so I'll get commited!!! Sounds like fun <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Jesus Christ, Mike, ****ing Sherry called me and told me she was going to stick a hot fireplace poker up my (rhymes with swat) if I ever called you again"
ahahahahahaha
I don't know wether to pitty you or to laugh at you and pitty you at the same time...
I wanna make a movie of this... This sounds like a good movie, rite?
That said, that was a wonderful read.
Yeah <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Not anymore.
May just be the NJ area she is considred odd. Here, she would fit in perfectly. A lot of the real women are the cursing, **** whooping type. I still like the psycho marine one the best.
Reminds me of Forrest Gump, but funnier and crazier and bad-wordier.
Absolutely brilliant.
Oh, and the best was the story about Jamie. When I have kids, I'll tell them that story and say, "...And that's why it's important to take baths and brush your teeth and be potty-trained!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
btw funny stories...
Y'see doom, your perspective is skewed towards observing females whilst they're in direct contact with your person. This will naturally alter any behaviour observed.
The psyco marine dude is the best.
--Scythe--
but PFC Michael is great too.
hm..
is it just me, or does sherry sound like she'd be a GREAT lay?
Gold.
Comedy Gold.
Still, I have to wonder whatever happened to Sherry? They seemed like good friends and those were my favorite stories. Perhaps they still keep in touch?