Photoshop Chick Tracts!

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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    edited June 2004
    I have to say...


    <img src='http://www.chick.com/tractimages37388/1010/1010_20.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    ...she reminds me of a female Quagmire (if such a thing were possible).

    ...Then again, maybe his inane rants and brainwashing of children have driven me insane. Or I've been watching too many cartoons lately...I'm not sure which.

    [Giggity giggity giggity...Jesus Love You!] <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    [edit] - through the magic of MSPaint, brought to you by the artists at "UltimaGecko has no idea how to use photoshop", produced by "As non-offensive products as we can make!", I bring you: Giggity Girl!:
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Jun 3 2004, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Jun 3 2004, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...she reminds me of a female Quagmire (if such a thing were possible).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I AM THE KING OF SCRABBLE

    THERE IS NONE HIGHER

    I GETS ELEVEN POINTS OFF THE WORD <b>QUAGMIRE</b>

    Sorry, I just really like the Beastie Boys.
  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    xioutlawix, your first comic is absolutely hilarious - pai and cake, nancy reagan, and farking the e of your bubble - haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahaah <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited June 2004
    I didn't have alot of time, so I just threw this one together. I know, its not funny, but it had to be done...

    EDIT: Final Version
    ayb.jpg 119.2K
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    hahaha... "but they're so ripped!" hahahahhaha XD
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    "Somebody set us up the Christ!"

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Pure. Gold.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    skulk

    that was wonderful <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    yeah, that was awesome skulk <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Jun 3 2004, 08:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Jun 3 2004, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I didn't have alot of time, so I just threw this one together. I know, its not funny, but it had to be done...

    EDIT: Slight edit <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sig'd!
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    SA style!

    Sorry, best I could do with MSPaint.

    *edit* mad props to Skulkbait!
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    That was disgusting >B(
  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Members, Constellation
    MY EYES! They burn!
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    /me cues the bass line for tall, dark and hairy.

    Awwww yeeeeah!
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jun 4 2004, 12:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jun 4 2004, 12:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yup. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude! You made me spit soda all over the screen!
    It even came out my nose, damn that stings...
  • CodemanCodeman Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9497Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    those last few were pure comedy gold! XD
  • acer_r2acer_r2 Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29099Members
    dont hurt me


    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tacksdaing1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tackiangd2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tackaint3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tacjaking4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I hate my self for this<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I hate you for that too... Funny tho <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Don't die on me, thread! Don't die!
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Area88+Jun 4 2004, 01:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Area88 @ Jun 4 2004, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dont hurt me


    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tacksdaing1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tackiangd2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tackaint3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://paintedover.com/uploads/2/tacjaking4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Near the end that suddenly got good.
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    That's because "I eat for christ" is the best quote, ever.
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    AT "ALL YOUR BASE" and "ITS THAT TIME AGAIN"
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    although yesterday in the shower I was thinking of making an all-your-base one.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KungFuSquirrel+Jun 3 2004, 09:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Jun 3 2004, 09:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "try random domain names and see if they're porn"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well there goes <u>my</u> system

    And the "All Your Base One" was pure comic genius. GENIEASS, says I.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited June 2004
    Esuna has some heavy competition from Outlaw and AllUrHive. As well Skulkbait managed to renew an old joke and make it good in a new context.

    I say after all this is said and done, we should make a thread with a poll and see which one gets the most votes.

    **EDIT** Oh and Mantrid's was great but it freaked me out and shocked me, I nearly choked on what I was drinking.

    ** DOUBLE NINJA EDIT** Pole? Wth was I thinking; I meant poll.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Inf still wins <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    But noone beats the Hive-man for shear volume! Think I've made enough of these yet?

    I think this has a more flowing storyline than the <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0289/0289_01.asp' target='_blank'>origional tract</a>. I didn't think it was gonna turn out as well as it did.

    <img src='http://www.pix8.net/files/chickshark.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    kahaha XD

    /me humps hives

    make more <>_<>
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Oh I forgot INF completely, that was great stuff he made.

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    <!--QuoteBegin-The Bible+22 AD--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Bible @ 22 AD)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Jonah saw people dieing all around him, but he didn't care.

    He was too busy having shifty eyes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pure ownage.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    The "Someone set us up the Christ" quote made me almost suffocate. Hi-freakin-larious.

    And yes, Chick is a moron. Though technically correct, his fire-and-brimstone approach completely sheds any reflection of Christ's love or compassion.
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