AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
<!--QuoteBegin-frostymoose+Jun 3 2004, 03:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (frostymoose @ Jun 3 2004, 03:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 3 2004, 03:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 3 2004, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I guess I just can't beat Esuna, but I'm gonna keep trying dangit!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
no you beat esuna by miles...
edit x 5 or so...damn edits... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> WEll thank you, it means a lot to know I have fans.
BTW, just an observation for some strips which won't be singled out: simply cutting out the words and inserting random jibberish that slightly resembles a sentance does not count as comedy. Have an actual point to the joke please. If its an inside joke like Inf's that's fine, but if its just random gibberish please think of something that is funny to use instead. :)
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
DOOM, you have created a monster (thanks! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
and hive, yet again, you win <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
I got a two-fer for ya, both of these are from the hilariously named <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp' target='_blank'>The **** Blade</a> tract.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->To protect the strangers in his home, lot did his best Gandalf impression<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Now THATS comedy
I recommend that no-one actually read the original stuff. It's literally freaking me out that people actually think like this. Now I've been out of Christian circles for a long time now but please, can someone tell me that Christians don't think like this guy?
antifreezeThe guy with the goods!Join Date: 2003-05-12Member: 16232Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Ryo-Ohki+Jun 4 2004, 02:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ryo-Ohki @ Jun 4 2004, 02:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I recommend that no-one actually read the original stuff. It's literally freaking me out that people actually think like this. Now I've been out of Christian circles for a long time now but please, can someone tell me that Christians don't think like this guy? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> lol as far as i know they dont. My religious mates are as normal as can be appart from they attend chuch. They come into school heavily hungover, yadda yadda yadda, just like normal people!
I am Catholic, and I find him supremely un-Christian, and in general a complete moron. If Jesus loves everyone and is all forgiving, you're not about to be damned for all eternity for something you really don't have much control over (your sexuality). And I hope for his own sake that he's kidding in that D&D thing....
Now that I've said this, no more talking about the author and Christian beliefs, getting too close to a certain Discussion forum thread.
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
Don't wory, Chick is a minority.
and now, back to the mindless humour <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ok, here we go. I LIKE RANDOM HUMOR, a-la G.I. Joe, so there.
And this is going to have to span a few posts, cuz I couldn't get the size down, and I suck at internet <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
KungFuSquirrelBasher of MuttonsJoin Date: 2002-01-26Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jun 3 2004, 08:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jun 3 2004, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I am Catholic, and I find him supremely un-Christian <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Of note, if you haven't noticed already... Catholics are bunched into the same categories as the Mormons, Muslims, and 'witches' in his book. Fire! (intended only as a sarcastic tone). I'll admit, I don't always exist on the best of terms with many Catholic beliefs, but I'm marrying a Catholic and have numerous friends who are such, and I don't generally take kindly to such broad sweeping hate against anyone, let alone those I know and (particularly) love.
I love this thread, by the way. Ever since I first stumbled across Jack Chick a few years ago (one of my friends found it in the LAN party game, "try random domain names and see if they're porn"), I've had nothing but burning spite for him. This is rare for me - I usually get annoyed at a lot of things, sure, but spite... you have to be someone very 'special' for that one.
Xiou, that is the win indeed. Have this trophy, the <a href='http://www.kungfusquirrel.net/miscpics/omfgcar.jpg' target='_blank'>car</a> from my earlier thread.*
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
hehe
KFS, there isn't enugh intelegence in chick tracks to make them worthy of spite <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I just smile and laugh <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and yah, the fact that cick.com is not porn, saddens me ;(
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no you beat esuna by miles...
edit x 5 or so...damn edits... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
WEll thank you, it means a lot to know I have fans.
Max Payn styles!
<a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0069/0069_01.asp' target='_blank'>Origional tract</a>
BTW, just an observation for some strips which won't be singled out: simply cutting out the words and inserting random jibberish that slightly resembles a sentance does not count as comedy. Have an actual point to the joke please. If its an inside joke like Inf's that's fine, but if its just random gibberish please think of something that is funny to use instead. :)
and hive, yet again, you win <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Damn."
Priceless.
*Only idiots can are entitled to this position.
Which one is that from?
<img src='http://www.pix8.net/files/chickhl2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.pix8.net/files/chickdance.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Now THATS comedy
<img src='http://kod.gotlag.com/~infinitum/Doom.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
RAWR! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, that is just....<b>Sheer brilliance!</b>
<a href='http://doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/' target='_blank'>This is for those of you that don't get it</a>
lol as far as i know they dont. My religious mates are as normal as can be appart from they attend chuch. They come into school heavily hungover, yadda yadda yadda, just like normal people!
Now that I've said this, no more talking about the author and Christian beliefs, getting too close to a certain Discussion forum thread.
and now, back to the mindless humour <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Which one is that from? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's on the tracts page, or this link - <a href='http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1010/1010_01.asp' target='_blank'>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1010/1010_01.asp</a>
And this is going to have to span a few posts, cuz I couldn't get the size down, and I suck at internet <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Of note, if you haven't noticed already... Catholics are bunched into the same categories as the Mormons, Muslims, and 'witches' in his book. Fire! (intended only as a sarcastic tone). I'll admit, I don't always exist on the best of terms with many Catholic beliefs, but I'm marrying a Catholic and have numerous friends who are such, and I don't generally take kindly to such broad sweeping hate against anyone, let alone those I know and (particularly) love.
I love this thread, by the way. Ever since I first stumbled across Jack Chick a few years ago (one of my friends found it in the LAN party game, "try random domain names and see if they're porn"), I've had nothing but burning spite for him. This is rare for me - I usually get annoyed at a lot of things, sure, but spite... you have to be someone very 'special' for that one.
Xiou, that is the win indeed. Have this trophy, the <a href='http://www.kungfusquirrel.net/miscpics/omfgcar.jpg' target='_blank'>car</a> from my earlier thread.*
* the proper owner may want it back, be warned.
KFS, there isn't enugh intelegence in chick tracks to make them worthy of spite <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I just smile and laugh <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and yah, the fact that cick.com is not porn, saddens me ;(