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UltimaGecko
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<div class="IPBDescription">...or how to slightly copy SNL</div> Okay, see, I'm all bored at 8:00 in the morning I made an audio parody of Celebrity Jeopardy from SNL. It's not the greatest, and there's a lot of static (and I don't do the best impressions - and not to like one's own work, but I like my male-intonation hivemind).
[EDIT]For people to lazy to read down (and people who wake up after noon, central time), the parody thing is now hosted by [WHO]THem at <a href='http://[URL=http://www.0x01A4.com/files/NS-Celebrity_Jeopardy_parody.zip' target='_blank'>here</a> ]this place[/URL]. Thanks to [WHO]Them, and his<a href='http://www.0x01A4.com' target='_blank'>site</a>. [/EDIT]
I'd attach it, but it's 4.95MBs in .mp3 format and I don't want to steal NS's bandwidth. It's quite staticy and it can get a little annoying (but my mic sucks, what do you want?). I also can't vouch for its comedic quality - I think it's okay, but hey...I made it, I better think it's at least mediocre <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
Since I don't want to attach it without permission (although I think I could use my school e-mail and send it to someone who wanted to listen to it and host it if it's up to snuff), I can give you a basic transcript (not 100% accurate, and it is slightly better with the voice impressions - if only because I do a very bad female (mom <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ):
[also note that I couldn't find decent jeopardy themes anywhere, so they get to be ripped from SNL episodes...]
<!--QuoteBegin- Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy!+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy!)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy! - script
Starring:
UltimaGecko (with a bit of thrill thrown in)
The (male) HiveMind (my best Hive voice...can't make it female-ish sorry, but I hear the guy that did make them is male too)
'Your Mother' (that's as close to female as you get from me)
Zee Aliun Commandur! (bad french-ish accent...or something)
Script:
UG: Welcome to Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy. Let's meet todays guests. From the hive, everyone's favorite voice: the Hive mind!
HM: "Structure is under attack."
UG: That's wonderful! From your family, everyone's favorite relative, the person you came from: Your mother!
YM: Hi, I'm your Mom, clean your room!
UG: And finally, from the brillant school of Hivepoint, a man deft enough to call himself 'The alien commander'!
AC: Bonjour, I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: Well, let's begin.Today's topics are: Potent Potables; Commanding; Flayra; Things That Spew out Resources; Marine Strategies; Warning Signs the Aliens are about to Lose, and finally; Wall climbing. Hivemind, you choose first.
HM: Structure is under attack!
UG: I'm sorry, but that's not a category.
HM: This place is a mess.
UG: Unfortunately we didn't get it cleaned up after Alex's bender last night.
HM: Now, we donce!
UG: Okay, Your Mom, your turn to pick.
YM: Okay, as long as you clean your room. I pick "Commanding." [ack, terrible part right there]
AC: I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: Yes, yes you are. The answer is: On the marine team, this is the one who does the commanding.
HM: The Hive is under attack!
UG: I'm sorry, that's not correct.
AC: It it moi, for I am zee aliun commandur
UG: I'm sorry, we're looking for the person commanding the marines. Let's just try a new topic, how about Things that spew out resources, for 300?
YM: You've been spewing out something in your room, that's why you've got to clean it!
HM: This place is a mess.
YM: Your room is a mess.
UG: I'm sorry but you're both wrong...
AC: Zee Gorge, zee izz zee von spewing out zee resourczez, no?
UG: No.
AC: No?
UG: No.
AC: ...I am zee Aliun Commandur!
UG: ...No...no you're not. Let's just move on to "Warning signs the aliens are about to lose" for 500...Hivemind, you should do well here.
HM: We need builders.
UG: ...Okay...Well, the answer is: this is what the alien's hear when the hive is being attacked.
YM: You should stop playing video games and clean your room!
UG: While some may hear that -
HM: Structure is under attack!
UG: Please don't interupt me! Miss Mom, I'm
YM: That's YOUR MOM!
UG: Okay, YOUR-
AC: I am zee Aliun Commandur!
UG: For the last time, no, no you're not.
AC: Yes, for... I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: The aliens don't have a commander.
AC: No, no, 'I' am zee aliun commandur!
YM: Clean Your-
UG: -And, shut it.
YM: You shouldn't-
UG: Okay, We're moving on.
HM: We need builders.
UG: Moving on to final jeopardy, you know what, screw the category - just write anything natural selection related. Shotgun...Lork...Hive...anything.
-bad jeopardymusic
UG: Hivemind, lets see what you wrote: "Now, we donce." Despite your efforts, I'm going to have to give this one to you...being as it is something the hive says. You wagered..."Lifeforms under attack."
UG...I'm speechless.
YM: You should clean your room
UG: let's just skip you..
YM: You should pay more attention to your mom!
UG: I'm afraid to ask, what did you write?
AC: I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: I figured as much.
AC: No, zhat izz just moi name, zee answer is Moo!
UG: Oh God.
AC: Zhat is what zee onos says, izz eet not?
UG: No...it's not...and we're out of time, to everyone tuned in: have fun and good luck - from UltimaGecko.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, anyone up for listening to a static filled Celebrity Jeopardy parody?
....I am zee alien Commandur!
4.94MB, 5 minutes 23 seconds duration (15 of which is my cool ending music - which too has static...bah <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
[EDIT]For people to lazy to read down (and people who wake up after noon, central time), the parody thing is now hosted by [WHO]THem at <a href='http://[URL=http://www.0x01A4.com/files/NS-Celebrity_Jeopardy_parody.zip' target='_blank'>here</a> ]this place[/URL]. Thanks to [WHO]Them, and his<a href='http://www.0x01A4.com' target='_blank'>site</a>. [/EDIT]
I'd attach it, but it's 4.95MBs in .mp3 format and I don't want to steal NS's bandwidth. It's quite staticy and it can get a little annoying (but my mic sucks, what do you want?). I also can't vouch for its comedic quality - I think it's okay, but hey...I made it, I better think it's at least mediocre <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
Since I don't want to attach it without permission (although I think I could use my school e-mail and send it to someone who wanted to listen to it and host it if it's up to snuff), I can give you a basic transcript (not 100% accurate, and it is slightly better with the voice impressions - if only because I do a very bad female (mom <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ):
[also note that I couldn't find decent jeopardy themes anywhere, so they get to be ripped from SNL episodes...]
<!--QuoteBegin- Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy!+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy!)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy! - script
Starring:
UltimaGecko (with a bit of thrill thrown in)
The (male) HiveMind (my best Hive voice...can't make it female-ish sorry, but I hear the guy that did make them is male too)
'Your Mother' (that's as close to female as you get from me)
Zee Aliun Commandur! (bad french-ish accent...or something)
Script:
UG: Welcome to Celebrity Natural-Selection Jeopardy. Let's meet todays guests. From the hive, everyone's favorite voice: the Hive mind!
HM: "Structure is under attack."
UG: That's wonderful! From your family, everyone's favorite relative, the person you came from: Your mother!
YM: Hi, I'm your Mom, clean your room!
UG: And finally, from the brillant school of Hivepoint, a man deft enough to call himself 'The alien commander'!
AC: Bonjour, I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: Well, let's begin.Today's topics are: Potent Potables; Commanding; Flayra; Things That Spew out Resources; Marine Strategies; Warning Signs the Aliens are about to Lose, and finally; Wall climbing. Hivemind, you choose first.
HM: Structure is under attack!
UG: I'm sorry, but that's not a category.
HM: This place is a mess.
UG: Unfortunately we didn't get it cleaned up after Alex's bender last night.
HM: Now, we donce!
UG: Okay, Your Mom, your turn to pick.
YM: Okay, as long as you clean your room. I pick "Commanding." [ack, terrible part right there]
AC: I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: Yes, yes you are. The answer is: On the marine team, this is the one who does the commanding.
HM: The Hive is under attack!
UG: I'm sorry, that's not correct.
AC: It it moi, for I am zee aliun commandur
UG: I'm sorry, we're looking for the person commanding the marines. Let's just try a new topic, how about Things that spew out resources, for 300?
YM: You've been spewing out something in your room, that's why you've got to clean it!
HM: This place is a mess.
YM: Your room is a mess.
UG: I'm sorry but you're both wrong...
AC: Zee Gorge, zee izz zee von spewing out zee resourczez, no?
UG: No.
AC: No?
UG: No.
AC: ...I am zee Aliun Commandur!
UG: ...No...no you're not. Let's just move on to "Warning signs the aliens are about to lose" for 500...Hivemind, you should do well here.
HM: We need builders.
UG: ...Okay...Well, the answer is: this is what the alien's hear when the hive is being attacked.
YM: You should stop playing video games and clean your room!
UG: While some may hear that -
HM: Structure is under attack!
UG: Please don't interupt me! Miss Mom, I'm
YM: That's YOUR MOM!
UG: Okay, YOUR-
AC: I am zee Aliun Commandur!
UG: For the last time, no, no you're not.
AC: Yes, for... I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: The aliens don't have a commander.
AC: No, no, 'I' am zee aliun commandur!
YM: Clean Your-
UG: -And, shut it.
YM: You shouldn't-
UG: Okay, We're moving on.
HM: We need builders.
UG: Moving on to final jeopardy, you know what, screw the category - just write anything natural selection related. Shotgun...Lork...Hive...anything.
-bad jeopardymusic
UG: Hivemind, lets see what you wrote: "Now, we donce." Despite your efforts, I'm going to have to give this one to you...being as it is something the hive says. You wagered..."Lifeforms under attack."
UG...I'm speechless.
YM: You should clean your room
UG: let's just skip you..
YM: You should pay more attention to your mom!
UG: I'm afraid to ask, what did you write?
AC: I am zee aliun commandur!
UG: I figured as much.
AC: No, zhat izz just moi name, zee answer is Moo!
UG: Oh God.
AC: Zhat is what zee onos says, izz eet not?
UG: No...it's not...and we're out of time, to everyone tuned in: have fun and good luck - from UltimaGecko.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, anyone up for listening to a static filled Celebrity Jeopardy parody?
....I am zee alien Commandur!
4.94MB, 5 minutes 23 seconds duration (15 of which is my cool ending music - which too has static...bah <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
Comments
Somehow I find that it is very attractive.. come over? ;p
Just hit me up with an IM
AIM: DirkSwizzler
ICQ: 34419165
[Just to anybody that wants to know, the end...song...part is "Girl Like That" by Matchbox Twenty (first thing there in my WinAmp list...next was "Fuel" and that's not really overly soft and plushie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )]
Keep up the good work.