The S4uc3 Has Arrived!

CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">$10 cup of 1337 apple sauce.</div> <b>If you have no idea what I'm talking about, see <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=69256&hl=s4uc3' target='_blank'>this thread</a>.</b>

My apple s4uc3 arrived just about 10 minutes ago. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> It's nestled safely in my freezer right now, where it will be preserved for all time. I've got pictures to show.

<img src='http://www.gorgerush.net/chris/sauce02.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<i>The sauce itself. Note the lot number <b>"S4UC3"</b>.</i>

<img src='http://www.gorgerush.net/chris/sauce01.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<i>The box it arrived in. It came packaged in three layers of bubble wrap! Two of those were the giant air bubbles and one was the tiny kind that everyone loves popping.</i>

Before anyone says anything: I'M NOT EATING IT. First of all, that would dilute the 1337ness. Second, it's been through the US AND the Canadian postal service. I imagine it's gone sour at the very least.
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    i can't believe you actually bought it. that probably wasn't one of your smarter moments in life.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    I would like to point out that you paid over 21 usd for a package of apple sauce



    you suck, send me cash. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    I had nothing better to do, and it's only $10. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And no Thansal, I only paid $10 USD. $5 for the sauce, $5 for shipping. The seller had another auction up, visible <a href='http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4128225012&category=162' target='_blank'>here</a>.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    ok

    you don't suck quite as much (only about half <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

    it still bothers me that you bought a package of apple sauce for $10....

    you could have given me that, and with like $5 my own $$ I could have paid for another month of CoH <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Yeah, but you can't send me 1337 apple s4uc3.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Congratulations, you're an idiot.

    But an idiot with money so I guess that's O.K.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    That's pretty awesome. Take a clearer picture if that and it could become another one of those forum images for an awesome post. I'm thinking something along the lines of "S4UC3 of the week." You at least ought to get a custom title for that.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+May 20 2004, 02:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ May 20 2004, 02:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Congratulations, you're an idiot.

    But an idiot with money so I guess that's O.K. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't actually have much money at all, I just couldn't miss a chance to get 1337 apple s4uc3.

    [EDIT:]
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That's pretty awesome. Take a clearer picture if that and it could become another one of those forum images for an awesome post. I'm thinking something along the lines of "S4UC3 of the week." You at least ought to get a custom title for that.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's as clear as I could get it, my camera sucks at close-up shots. It's more for outdoors.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    Hahaha, I thought you were joking when you said
    that you were bidding on it all those weeks ago.

    Well done for owning the elitest of foods :-)
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    in how much time will you eventually get bored of this applesauce and toss it away? Or are you going to keep it as a family trinket and pass it to your descendants?

    'Yup, this here piece of black decomposed goop was my great great great great grandpa's leet s4uc3"
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    he's going to cryogenically freeze it and then reawaken it at the coming of the apocalypse :o
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    I haven't got the money for cryogenics. I just took the cheap way out and shoved it in my freezer. If I ever get bored of it, I'll just leave it there.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Hehe.. good job forrester... you are now offically an 1337 h4x0r with such mad skills and the 1337 s4uc3 :-)
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    You are insane.

    . . .

    But we knew that already. Enjoy your 1337 sauce. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Astonishing. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+May 20 2004, 02:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ May 20 2004, 02:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No way.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    C'mon! You know you wanna!
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+May 20 2004, 02:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ May 20 2004, 02:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> he's going to cryogenically freeze it and then reawaken it at the coming of the apocalypse :o <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He's not going to re-awaken it just for the coming of the apocalypse.
    It's re-awakening will be <i>an integral part</i> of the coming of the apocalypse, for it will be the 2nd most important ingredient in the <a href='http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/forcemonkeys/comics/03-28-03/' target='_blank'>tastiest smoothie in the WORLD</a>. <COMICAL CONTEXT FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING.>

    (To understand what I mean, click the link and read through the comics to the end, ignoring the cel-shaded zelda and Spring Break "comics."
  • wnnwnn Zombie Panic modeller Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16960Members
    heh, i was waiting from post since the other thread :D

    leetness at its best !
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    edited May 2004
    <span style='color:orange'>Unpleasant comment removed.</span>
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+May 20 2004, 03:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ May 20 2004, 03:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+May 20 2004, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ May 20 2004, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Congratulations, you're an idiot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And yes, I actually mean it. Go kill yourself. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Relax, I'm not offended or anything. It's just words.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+May 20 2004, 03:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ May 20 2004, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+May 20 2004, 03:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ May 20 2004, 03:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+May 20 2004, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ May 20 2004, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Congratulations, you're an idiot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And yes, I actually mean it. Go kill yourself. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Relax, I'm not offended or anything. It's just words. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh dear.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+May 20 2004, 03:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ May 20 2004, 03:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+May 20 2004, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ May 20 2004, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Congratulations, you're an idiot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And yes, I actually mean it. Go kill yourself. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Woah, don't hate!

    Seriously though, if you're happy with your uber-l33t s4uc3 then go you. Should at least be worth a free drink in a pub when you regale people with the story of your l33t frozen fruit paste <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+May 20 2004, 12:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ May 20 2004, 12:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+May 20 2004, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ May 20 2004, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Congratulations, you're an idiot. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And yes, I actually mean it. Go kill yourself. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shut up man! You don't want to mess with him... he's got the s4uc3.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Eat up, tool.

    What're you going to do with it? I mean, nothing makes a good decoration like some Apple Sauce, then again, it's s4uc3.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Now I know where you live!
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    It's a message from the aliens!!!

    They are coming!!!

    S4UC3

    Stop
    4 = redneck for before
    U sounds like You
    C sounds like See
    3 What could the 3 be? It's the key to saving humanity man!!! What is there 3 of? Or is 3 a time interval of some sort? AHHHH!!!

    WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

    Ph33r 73h S4UC3!!!!
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Cforrester should definetely get a custom title, like "Bearer of the l33t S4UC3", or

    or "The S4UC3 Master" or somethign along those lines. Perhaps "Holy Paladin of the l33t, equipped with lvl 17. S4UC3"?
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