From my TOK class (not so deep stuff <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->): "The truth is relative" "Love is an illusion. It is all based on needs"
From my own fertile imagination: "If you are what you eat, and you are what you eat... *pause*... then you eat what you think you are!"
"I <i>tried</i> to tell me, but <i>noo</i> - I wouldn't listen!"
"The difference between theory and hypothesis: a hypothesis is an educated guess about the outcome of a certain event. A theory is a hypothesis for people who can't spell."
"Stranger things have happened. I'm one of them."
Others: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other **** die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." - Charles Babbage (1791-1871) (Note: Babbabe was the inventor of one of the world's first computers; some would argue <i>the</i> first real computer. Take note of the date, and ask yourself whether anything has changed since <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
You have to listen to your customers. The customer is always right. But in some instances you have to trust your own instincts and your own filter. If you ask a 10-year-old what kind of game he'd want, you get a game with roller coasters and zombies and mummies and tanks and ice cream." - Cliff Bleszinski
Some selections from Bash.org: #14257 +(176)- [X] <@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#948 +(262)- [X] (jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#72270 +(343)- [X] <@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term. <@X-G> YOUR **** WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED!!11~
#10162 +(79)- [X] <Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall <WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
#268981 +(1140)- [X] <neo_alex> my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a freaking hard half yearly exam <neo_alex> i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
And, finally, from the late lamented Sam & Max Hit The Road <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Max: "Ooooh! Does this mean we get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?" Sam: "Can't think of a reason not to" Mad Scientist: "You'll be of no use, Freelance Police! With the flick of a lever my ungrateful lunch date will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented atomic matter." Said Lunch Date: "I knew he wasn't a real doctor." Max: "Er, should I confront, pummel, and subdue the suspected perpetrator, Sam?" Sam: "Sic 'em up, little buddy".<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Nikon+May 21 2004, 08:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nikon @ May 21 2004, 08:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> a property sign in orgeon read...
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've also seen one down here in florida.
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I've also seen one down here in florida.
"Trespassers will be eaten". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I once saw a sign hanging on the Staff Only door in the back of a store read: "Tresspassers will be shot, stabbed, and beaten, survivors will be prosecuted."
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam : I'm Sam, he's Max. We fight crime. Max : We also take long walks down the beech.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Max: This place reeks of adventure and excitement, Sam! Sam: I thought that was this tuna fish sandwich I found crawling with life in my coat pocket.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Moleman: Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like it was yesturday.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities. Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about? Max:Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SAM: Well, we got through that with just a pinch of violence. Although I never thought I'd see my best friend put his mouth on Hitler's head. MAX: TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->" Kids, try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Percent sign, Ampersand, Dollar Sign. Max: And colon, semi-colon too! Telekenic Guy: What are you two F@*#&*g doing? Sam: Swearing in longhand askrisk mouth<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Now what kind of person would flame-bomb kittens? Max: Here, Let me...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ShockehIf a packet drops on the web and nobody's near to see it...Join Date: 2002-11-19Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Sam & Max+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sam & Max)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam : It's monster truck weekend! Max : Happening every Sunday! Sam : Sunday! Max : Sunday! Sam : Sunday! Okay, I think we're over the shock now.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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"The truth is relative"
"Love is an illusion. It is all based on needs"
"If you are what you eat, and you are what you eat... *pause*... then you eat what you think you are!"
"I <i>tried</i> to tell me, but <i>noo</i> - I wouldn't listen!"
"The difference between theory and hypothesis: a hypothesis is an educated guess about the outcome of a certain event. A theory is a hypothesis for people who can't spell."
"Stranger things have happened. I'm one of them."
Others:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other **** die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
(Note: Babbabe was the inventor of one of the world's first computers; some would argue <i>the</i> first real computer. Take note of the date, and ask yourself whether anything has changed since <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
You have to listen to your customers. The customer is always right. But in some instances you have to trust your own instincts and your own filter. If you ask a 10-year-old what kind of game he'd want, you get a game with roller coasters and zombies and mummies and tanks and ice cream."
- Cliff Bleszinski
Some selections from Bash.org:
#14257 +(176)- [X]
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#948 +(262)- [X]
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#72270 +(343)- [X]
<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term.
<@X-G> YOUR **** WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED!!11~
#10162 +(79)- [X]
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall
<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
#268981 +(1140)- [X]
<neo_alex> my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a freaking hard half yearly exam
<neo_alex> i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
And, finally, from the late lamented Sam & Max Hit The Road
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Max: "Ooooh! Does this mean we get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?"
Sam: "Can't think of a reason not to"
Mad Scientist: "You'll be of no use, Freelance Police! With the flick of a lever my ungrateful lunch date will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented atomic matter."
Said Lunch Date: "I knew he wasn't a real doctor."
Max: "Er, should I confront, pummel, and subdue the suspected perpetrator, Sam?"
Sam: "Sic 'em up, little buddy".<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
- My statement on Phobia 2.
"This is my hive. There are many like it, but this one is mine." -Natural Selection
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've also seen one down here in florida.
"Trespassers will be eaten".
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've also seen one down here in florida.
"Trespassers will be eaten". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I once saw a sign hanging on the Staff Only door in the back of a store read: "Tresspassers will be shot, stabbed, and beaten, survivors will be prosecuted."
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam : I'm Sam, he's Max. We fight crime.
Max : We also take long walks down the beech.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Max: This place reeks of adventure and excitement, Sam!
Sam: I thought that was this tuna fish sandwich I found crawling with
life in my coat pocket.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Moleman: Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like
it was yesturday.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know
or care about?
Max:Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SAM: Well, we got through that with just a pinch of violence. Although I
never thought I'd see my best friend put his mouth on Hitler's head.
MAX: TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->" Kids, try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it
until you go insane."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Percent sign, Ampersand, Dollar Sign.
Max: And colon, semi-colon too!
Telekenic Guy: What are you two F@*#&*g doing?
Sam: Swearing in longhand askrisk mouth<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sam: Now what kind of person would flame-bomb kittens?
Max: Here, Let me...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Max : Happening every Sunday!
Sam : Sunday!
Max : Sunday!
Sam : Sunday! Okay, I think we're over the shock now.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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