Funny And Famous Quotes?
<div class="IPBDescription">Add your own!</div> I'll start with nem's
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'll shoot the first person who thinks it's funny to tell me how overpowered "<span style='color:red'>***Locked.***</span>" is.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'll shoot the first person who thinks it's funny to tell me how overpowered "<span style='color:red'>***Locked.***</span>" is.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<DOOManiac> so i can be all like "so baby, wanna go mount doom?"
<coil> ......
<coil> !addban DOOManiac
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-me
Deep ones:
"Pride is great, yet humility greater"
Funny ones (Most said in-game):
"I swear, if you would just let me go on a killing spree or two life would a hell of a lot simpler around here"
"I <i>like</i> leaving a trail of corpses wherever I go. It makes finding my way back so much easier"
"Firepower. <i>Always</i> a good decision."
"Pride is great, yet humility greater" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's about as deep as a wading pool that's been half drained. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Pride is great, yet humility greater" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's about as deep as a wading pool that's been half drained. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
More like as deep as a goldfish bowl.
< Old woman is about to stab man in the back with a knitting needle >
Crow T Robot: knit one pearl DIE!
Seems rubbish when written down like that, but the way it's said in the show made me fall off my chair.
One said by me in a game of DOD (after just being accidentally TKed)
If this was a real war my mother would be VERY upset.
Ok, so i'm not funny.
"When your back is against the wall Mr. Vimes is right there behind you." - Sgt Strongthinarm. Terry Pratchett
"Pain is a function of the nerves. It comes to the nerves as light comes to the eye. Effort comes from the muscles, not the nerves." - Mentat Handbook. Frank Herbert.
"So I curtailed my warpoling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purchase to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!
...What?
I want to buy some cheese." - John Cleese and Eric Idle. Monty Python's Flying Circus.
--Scythe--
P.S. /me points at sig
12 thumbs up for pjofsky if he reads this.
<DOOManiac> so i can be all like "so baby, wanna go mount doom?"
<coil> ......
<coil> !addban DOOManiac
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lol <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(ie Hunger is the best appetizer <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> - coming from a man who stressed mediocrity but overindulged...)
Okay, this is from MST3k's Pumaman:
<!--QuoteBegin-MST3k PumaMan+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MST3k PumaMan)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vadhino: Now, FLY!
[retarded disco music begins playing - dun dun-dun, duh duh duh duh duh dun (and repeat <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)]
Crow: Now the first thing he does is poop on my car.
Mike: Woooo
Crow(as Vadhino): Look out for the -oh, boy right into the propellers.
Servo: Wooo
Mike: Oh, they gave him the captain dork costume by mistake.
Crow(in tune to music) Pu-ma man he flies like a mor-on.
Mike: He has the power to rear project major cities!
Servo: Watch a bird gets sucked into his engine.
Crow: Yea, they'll find his black box and hear, "dahhh, wooowhooa!"
Mike: Hey, I hate to be picky, but Pumas aren't really known for flying.
Crow: I don't think so.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just to point it out in this thread: Everyone goes to the beat of their own drum is actually a paraphrasing of one of Henry David Thoreau's quotes - which I can't remember at the moment, because I suck with remember text.
I know there's a good one, but I can't remember it all.
A culinary creation that baffles the human mind. A 12,000 calorie salad.
.....
Some may ask "Is your taco salad healthy?" Of course it is, it's a salad isn't it?
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Actually, the Bible states differently...
Some girls just want to breed, and you can be like "Lets go make a pokedar"
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Actually, the Bible states differently... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
pwned
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realise that by definition, half of the people out there are even worse than that."
The one that is available to Google, but if you're being clever you'll work it out on your own...
"If only you & dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?"
And finally, courtesy of our dear Nem Zero....
"<span style='color:red'><b>*** LOCKED ***</b></span>"
It's just fun to see.
<!--QuoteBegin-Oscar Wilde+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Oscar Wilde)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Life is too important to be taken seriously<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
Quotes from others that I take as my own to use..
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you."
"I don't know. I didn't listen."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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-- Bob Monkhouse
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up...what did he go back to?
-- Bob Monkhouse
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
-- Bob Monkhouse
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
-- Jack Benny
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
-- Wendy Leibman
<->I AM TEH DEVIL does that count <->-Toodles
<!--QuoteBegin-"Some Comedian Guy"+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("Some Comedian Guy")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about, you little pansy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Someone I know got a little tired of being devoured. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->