Fight Club Thread

The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">ITT, things hurt each other</div> Since I see two A vs B threads, I say we start a Fight Club game.

<b>How The Game is Played:</b>

I'll offer up two competetors. The next person to post states the winner, a brief reason why they would win, and slaps down two more things/people for a match.

Example:

Me: Starcraft vs Warcraft
2nd poster: Starcraft - *insert reason why here* Pepsi vs Coke
3rd poster: Coke - *insert reason why here* Penguin vs Emu

and so on.

I'll start.

<b>George W. Bush vs Vladimir Putin</b>

Go.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    edited March 2004
    Bush because hes leader of the most powerful nation in the world. Admin Vs. Spam thread, go!
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Admin, because naturally admins are gods. :-)

    Link vs Mario. :-)
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Mar 12 2004, 10:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Mar 12 2004, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Admin, because naturally admins are gods. :-)

    Link vs Mario. :-) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mario, because he's one sweaty Italian.

    <b>Rocky III vs Rocky IV</b>
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  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I think he meant you pick the winner of the previous contest as one of the competitors in the upcoming match.

    Rocky III, as he can punch himself to ensure Rocky IV never exists. Win by default.

    Rocky III vs Chewbacca
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  • big_jimbig_jim Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24350Members
    no you got it wrong, finch gave in his first post an example, a winner then a nother example of different fighters, nothing to do with the previous

    anyway,

    chewbacca, rocky wouldnt pull your arms off if he lost

    treebeard vs Lt. Ripley
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Lt Ripley with the flame thrower for the win! I mean, if she can handle more than a dozen aliens, then what is a walking tree going to do to her other than try to take a swing at her or throw something at her?

    SHODAN vs. Batman
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  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    Batman. In spite of the fact he has no superpowers, he still manages to beat pretty much everybody.

    <b>Domo-kun vs Triumph the Comic Insult Dog</b>
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Domokun goes off on his usual screaming arm waving banter while Triumph **** slaps him and makes a funny joke.

    Triumph wins.

    Next stop.

    Military/Ex military forumites MonsE, Brigadier Wolf, Renegade, and catpoker vs Kahraa 3 hive attack. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • big_jimbig_jim Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24350Members
    the miltary guys for sure.

    Brig.wolf would whip up some killer onos zapper out of a can of spray paint, a pencil and a hospital bed in an Mr. T/A-Team style.

    Renegade, and catpoker, well im not sure what they do, so i'll just say they could kick **** with both arms and a leg tied behind their backs.

    MonsE? well, he would be the comm, and <i>if</i> the other guys were having trouble, he would just ban the kahraa and give em a put down.

    Thunder Cats vs. the Autobots
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Autobots. They are bigger, they pack ranged weapons with alot more firepwer, and they can transform into vehicles and run down/over the thundercats.

    Jam Vs. Jelly
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-big jim+Mar 12 2004, 12:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (big jim @ Mar 12 2004, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the miltary guys for sure.

    Brig.wolf would whip up some killer onos zapper out of a can of spray paint, a pencil and a hospital bed in an Mr. T/A-Team style.

    Renegade, and catpoker, well im not sure what they do, so i'll just say they could kick **** with both arms and a leg tied behind their backs.

    MonsE? well, he would be the comm, and <i>if</i> the other guys were having trouble, he would just ban the kahraa and give em a put down.

    Thunder Cats vs. the Autobots <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Brig wolf =navy
    MonsE= ex marine
    catepoker= new marine
    Renegade= Army Ranger


    just to clear things up <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Burr+Mar 12 2004, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burr @ Mar 12 2004, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Autobots. They are bigger, they pack ranged weapons with alot more firepwer, and they can transform into vehicles and run down/over the thundercats.

    Jam Vs. Jelly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jam.

    Because it tastes bettar <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <b>Scorpion that hovars without flapping vs Lork On Teh Clorf</b>
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited March 2004
    edit: bah too late

    lork wins because it can attack from the clorf, the scorpian cannot hovar to the clorf.
    (only if lork has spikes because scorpian is not affected by spores, scorpian wins if lork has no spikes)

    lv 33 black mage + lv 30 white mage vs lv 27 blue dragon
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  • big_jimbig_jim Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24350Members
    so i was right, they can kick **** with both arms and leg tied behind their backs <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    brig is miltary police isnt he? might be wrong, if he is, he should be able to kick even more ****.

    marines and army rangers, not someone to start a fist fight with
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited March 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-big jim+Mar 12 2004, 12:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (big jim @ Mar 12 2004, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> so i was right, they can kick **** with both arms and leg tied behind their backs  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    brig is miltary police isnt he? might be wrong, if he is, he should be able to kick even more ****.

    marines and army rangers, not someone to start a fist fight with <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    general notice:
    stop spamming in the spamthread, as it is we're lucky it's still open
    (if you have something to say, at least play the game and put your comments under the challenge)

    last challenge was:
    lv 33 black mage + lv 30 white mage vs lv 27 blue dragon
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  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    Note: Don't debate fights that have already been decided.

    Lv. 27 Blue Dragon.

    Dragons are notoriously strong for their level and it could beat the casters with physical attacks.



    <b>Swiss Army Knife vs Leatherman</b>
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  • big_jimbig_jim Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24350Members
    leatherman, the swiss army knifes getting old you know?

    <b>african elephant vs. indian elephant</b>


    oh and sorry guys but i was just replying to someone who was kind enough to educate me. just being polite you know?. wont do it again <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited March 2004
    african elephant. indian elephant is around 3.5 tons, african is up to 8 tons... and what else can elephants do besides, like, stomp on each other? african win.

    <b>Jeeves vs. Nile Crocodile</b>




    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>THREEEEEEEE THOUUUUUUUUUUSAND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b></span>

    <span style='color:white'>Never tempt an admin <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--></span>
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    The Nile crocodile, cause I mean.. DUH! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    The best a butler could do is serve it horderves.

    Jesus vs Santa Clause
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Draw because neither of them exist therefore no-one can win <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Blonde vs Brunette
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited March 2004
    Brunette because she will ask the Blonde to screw in a lightbulb and then just walk away.


    Good vs. Evil


    edit: too slow Cereal mwa ha ha.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    edited March 2004
    Brunette.

    My gf is brunette.


    alcohol beverages vs soft drinks


    edit:

    and evil.

    Everything has a good and a bad side, therefore both good and evil have one of each. And you can see vices more easily than virtues. Thus evil wins

    alcohol beverages vs soft drinks
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited March 2004
    Evil because they can use methods the good guys wouldnt even dream of

    EDIT - pffft. Alcohol wins because it makes you go weeeeeeee

    Smart people vs dumb people
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Mar 12 2004, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Mar 12 2004, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Admin Vs. Spam thread, go! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just proving a point here...

    <span style='color:red'>***Locked.***</span>
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