<!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Jan 12 2004, 09:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jan 12 2004, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My poor Half-Life 2 release date......woe is me! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I refer you to a quote by the person who leaked HL2 (not source code)
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"To all those saying HL2 was delayed because of the hacking action, ill just remind you that what was leaked is what Valve has, nothing more and nothing less, so its pretty good to understand it wasnt finished yet. Also I'd like to point out the E3 [demo] was one big fake by Valve. Ever tried to kill that soldier in physicstown ? Notice the door will still get kicked ? No scripted sequences ? To everyone saying this is no Beta: <b>I'd like to point out that THIS is what you wanted Valve to release on 9/30/03, theres no such thing as a much better release in Valves network!</b> To Valve: I suggest you stop lying to your customers about how much was stolen/compromised, or I'll have to release everything just to prove my point. And you know what you got, as I do. Now they will see how much I have been lying when I release the Pre-Gold and all 100% of the sourcecode. Actions speak louder then words. "<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That I am, appearantly, the Anti-Christ. Go figure. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Jimmeh+Jan 12 2004, 09:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Jan 12 2004, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I refer you to a quote by the person who leaked HL2 (not source code......
<!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This may sound weird, but I'm the kind of person that decides to believe the company creating the game, than the one leaking it.
<!--QuoteBegin--Tequila+Jan 12 2004, 04:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 12 2004, 04:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that <i>yes</i>, there really are people out there that masturbate to japanese cartoons. I pity the fool. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hush.
Not sure the internet has taught me much. Oh, yeah, after playing Street Fighter 2 online over ZSNES, I now know it's sacrilege to the skills of the elite for me to ever raise a joypad and hadouken again. Spinning Bird Kicks, though, yeah, I'm <i>all about them.</i>
I also learnt that Tequila isn't very good at Super Mario Kart, but that's neither here nor there.
I've learned that the man with the most p2p sharing software and the right connections dies morally hollow, but a hell of a lot richer than the next guy.
Which sits just fine with me, since god doesn't exist anyways (learned that too on the internet) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--xioutlawix+Jan 14 2004, 03:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (xioutlawix @ Jan 14 2004, 03:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've learned that the man with the most p2p sharing software and the right connections dies morally hollow, but a hell of a lot richer than the next guy.
Which sits just fine with me, since god doesn't exist anyways (learned that too on the internet) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I have morals. Don't let the 300,000-ish dollars of Software and musics I've stolen off the internet get in the way of that!
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
I have learned that stumbling upon the blog site of my bestest bestest friend was one of the most horrible discoveries ever. Wonder if he/she (won't specify) has any idea that I know what's been said behind my back.
I've learned that, based on how Tesla is not fully credited for wireless communications (Guglielmo Marconi gets the credit), Bill Gates is very likely going to be put into history records as the inventor of the computer and the Internet even if he wasn't the first person to do either.
I have learned that opening my ears to music from abroad and new genres has allowed me to <a href='http://www.ets-global.org' target='_blank'>throw off the shackles of guilt known as P2P programs</a>
I have found and read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
I have learned that Tai Chi has many names, and that one form of it is sometimes called Tai Chi Chuan, the faster martial arts/self-defense variation. It doesn't matter how fast a man can punch. It doesn't matter how hard the punch can land. If you use an open palm to push it to the side, let it fly by you, and proceed to knee your attacker in the general region of the pelvis, you will win.
I have found <a href='http://www.esperanto.net/' target='_blank'>a language I may someday like to become fluent in.</a>
I have been shown such amazing classics as System Shock 2 and Planescape: Torment.
Aside from the roof under which I sleep and the buildings in which I am educated, I have found myself a third home. One where I am recognized for what I say and do, nothing more, nothing less. And I thank you all for it.
I have learned that there is an incredibly huge amout of idiots out there who just dont want to learn, but I have also found members of the minority of friendly, intelligent people, with which it is just nice to have fun, discuss, or interact in general. Thank you. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
EpidemicDark Force GorgeJoin Date: 2003-06-29Member: 17781Members
I'm not the biggest idiot in the world <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that yes, there really are people out there that masturbate to japanese cartoons. I pity the fool. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Got a problem with that? After the stuff I've seen on the net, my little hentai collection pales in comparison.
Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that yes, there really are people out there that masturbate to 70 year old trans-sexuals.
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
...and this thread is 1 jump away from becoming more evidence to support articles in a recent TIME magazine claiming that today's youth is getting more and more of their "sex education" from...less than reputable/respectable methods via the internet. Let's not start going down this road, mmkay?
I have learned that... I was stupid 10 years ago, and 10 years from now, when I look back, I'll realize that I'm stupid now. Truth is nothing has changed, I'm just as stupid as I ever was, it just took me 10 years to figure it out. That Puma is a great name for a car and a mythological animal. That a doodle of an octopus giving someone the finger 8 times is a perfectly valid way of telling people you won't be around for a while. That large software companies can stop wars That Steve Balmers "Developers" chant should have had 37 developers and not 35. It just doesn't make sense without those last two developers. That being shot by a tank isn't doesn't always mean you have to die. You can always come back as an angry ghost and haunt that team killer. That hating Grif is the most inportant thing And.. last of all, that watching too many online cartoons will rot your brain so that you believe that you actually learned something important from them
Mostly stuff about the HL engine, other than that the internet has directly taught me very little that I wouldn't have learned anyways (I think). Observations: I knew there was idiots before I found the internet, but I was horribly mistaken as the the actual amount of idiots. Anything you do is going to make someone **** off, some people just live with ten foot, splintery, pine rods up thier butts, so if your gonna **** people off, you might as well enjoy it. That being said, don't burn bridges that you dont have too.
ive learnt alot from it, like persusing my interests n everything, great source for science n stuff <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> since i love technology and talking about future technology , you learn alot about stuff from the internet...altho since i got onto the internet 6 or 7 years ago its consummed my life ...
but bleh, who cares <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--flintpaper+Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (flintpaper @ Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I also learnt that Tequila isn't very good at Super Mario Kart, but that's neither here nor there. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Got a problem with that? After the stuff I've seen on the net, my little hentai collection pales in comparison.
Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that yes, there really are people out there that masturbate to 70 year old trans-sexuals.
Or horses and women having sex.
Or to women being strangled.
Or 3 year old children.
I pity the fool. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your "I pity the fool" makes it seem like I revel in such ugly, despicable acts. Don't be a chump. At no point did I argue that such vile things are any better than hentai, however, while I have no objection to people watching anime, reading manga and thinking virtual characters are "nice" or "asthetically pleasing" don't you think there's something sad and wierd about masturbating to them, especially considering that the medium of the internet puts REAL gorgeous women only a click away, and I ain't talking about any photoshopped two-bit slags here.
I guess there's no accounting for some peoples' tastes.
<!--QuoteBegin--Tequila+Jan 15 2004, 12:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 15 2004, 12:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--flintpaper+Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (flintpaper @ Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I also learnt that Tequila isn't very good at Super Mario Kart, but that's neither here nor there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> CUT THE MUSIC. Stop, stop the "in your face, suckah" parade! <i>She cannot continue!</i> This infidel at the city gates, he claims of improper cause for celebration! Could it be that the right honourable <b>f. paper, esq</b> was beaten by the malevolent Russian wrestler Nikolai Volkoff ("Tequila" - Ed)? Such a situation would cause mass panic in the streets! Even the rats of the great city of Off Topica would flee from the inevitable backlash!
Check the results, lad! Run home, run to your fading VHS of The Defeat Broadcasted Across The World (yet received by only two people, that's the funny thing about (imaginary) TV frequencies)! <i>The people must know!</i>
Oh, yeah, now we remember - Tequila was crushed by flintpaper! Annhilated! Had a wee bit of a panic there, chums. Parliament also mentions no sign of this "banana laying technique", perhaps it was just a ploy to sound cool. Fail!
RESTART THE MUSIC, BOY! And get off my leg.
Also: I was going to comment on the hentai thing, but I don't think that guy was implying you thought those examples were as acceptable as hent-o-spank, Teq. And Mr. Popular's article is just a click away.
<!--QuoteBegin--flintpaper+Jan 14 2004, 09:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (flintpaper @ Jan 14 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Tequila+Jan 15 2004, 12:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 15 2004, 12:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--flintpaper+Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (flintpaper @ Jan 12 2004, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I also learnt that Tequila isn't very good at Super Mario Kart, but that's neither here nor there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> CUT THE MUSIC. Stop, stop the "in your face, suckah" parade! <i>She cannot continue!</i> This infidel at the city gates, he claims of improper cause for celebration! Could it be that the right honourable <b>f. paper, esq</b> was beaten by the malevolent Russian wrestler Nikolai Volkoff ("Tequila" - Ed)? Such a situation would cause mass panic in the streets! Even the rats of the great city of Off Topica would flee from the inevitable backlash!
Check the results, lad! Run home, run to your fading VHS of The Defeat Broadcasted Across The World (yet received by only two people, that's the funny thing about (imaginary) TV frequencies)! <i>The people must know!</i>
Oh, yeah, now we remember - Tequila was crushed by flintpaper! Annhilated! Had a wee bit of a panic there, chums. Parliament also mentions no sign of this "banana laying technique", perhaps it was just a ploy to sound cool. Fail!
RESTART THE MUSIC, BOY! And get off my leg.
Also: I was going to comment on the hentai thing, but I don't think that guy was implying you thought those examples were as acceptable as hent-o-spank, Teq. And Mr. Popular's article is just a click away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> The emulator lagged me. Next time, I'll NBA Jam you into next week
Some people have very scary hobbies, and like to inform everyone about them in excruciating detail. Yeah, I'm speaking of you, "Roy's Extreme Male Genital Torture Palace". Please go fry male appendages to some other planet.
Learned on the SA Forums a few years back: Never click on a link on forums before checking where it really goes.
There are way too many hax0r-wannabe script kiddies around with too much time on their hands.
Fan fiction is a painful thing. Especially when it concerns Star Trek, or jedi master/padawan relationships.
Comments
I refer you to a quote by the person who leaked HL2 (not source code)
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"To all those saying HL2 was delayed because of the hacking action, ill just remind you that what was leaked is what Valve has, nothing more and nothing less, so its pretty good to understand it wasnt finished yet.
Also I'd like to point out the E3 [demo] was one big fake by Valve. Ever tried to kill that soldier in physicstown ? Notice the door will still get kicked ? No scripted sequences ?
To everyone saying this is no Beta: <b>I'd like to point out that THIS is what you wanted Valve to release on 9/30/03, theres no such thing as a much better release in Valves network!</b>
To Valve: I suggest you stop lying to your customers about how much was stolen/compromised, or I'll have to release everything just to prove my point. And you know what you got, as I do.
Now they will see how much I have been lying when I release the Pre-Gold and all 100% of the sourcecode. Actions speak louder then words. "<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
This may sound weird, but I'm the kind of person that decides to believe the company creating the game, than the one leaking it.
Hush.
Not sure the internet has taught me much. Oh, yeah, after playing Street Fighter 2 online over ZSNES, I now know it's sacrilege to the skills of the elite for me to ever raise a joypad and hadouken again. Spinning Bird Kicks, though, yeah, I'm <i>all about them.</i>
I also learnt that Tequila isn't very good at Super Mario Kart, but that's neither here nor there.
I'TS A TRAP!
Which sits just fine with me, since god doesn't exist anyways (learned that too on the internet) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Which sits just fine with me, since god doesn't exist anyways (learned that too on the internet) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I have morals. Don't let the 300,000-ish dollars of Software and musics I've stolen off the internet get in the way of that!
MonsE is hott!
Oh, and amazon is such a dangerous place. I can't enter their sites without ordering several albums. I'm weak D:
I've learned that, based on how Tesla is not fully credited for wireless communications (Guglielmo Marconi gets the credit), Bill Gates is very likely going to be put into history records as the inventor of the computer and the Internet even if he wasn't the first person to do either.
I have learned that opening my ears to music from abroad and new genres has allowed me to <a href='http://www.ets-global.org' target='_blank'>throw off the shackles of guilt known as P2P programs</a>
I have found and read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
I have learned that Tai Chi has many names, and that one form of it is sometimes called Tai Chi Chuan, the faster martial arts/self-defense variation. It doesn't matter how fast a man can punch. It doesn't matter how hard the punch can land. If you use an open palm to push it to the side, let it fly by you, and proceed to knee your attacker in the general region of the pelvis, you will win.
I have found <a href='http://www.esperanto.net/' target='_blank'>a language I may someday like to become fluent in.</a>
I have been shown such amazing classics as System Shock 2 and Planescape: Torment.
Aside from the roof under which I sleep and the buildings in which I am educated, I have found myself a third home. One where I am recognized for what I say and do, nothing more, nothing less. And I thank you all for it.
Got a problem with that? After the stuff I've seen on the net, my little hentai collection pales in comparison.
Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that yes, there really are people out there that masturbate to 70 year old trans-sexuals.
Or horses and women having sex.
Or to women being strangled.
Or 3 year old children.
I pity the fool.
I was stupid 10 years ago, and 10 years from now, when I look back, I'll realize that I'm stupid now. Truth is nothing has changed, I'm just as stupid as I ever was, it just took me 10 years to figure it out.
That Puma is a great name for a car and a mythological animal.
That a doodle of an octopus giving someone the finger 8 times is a perfectly valid way of telling people you won't be around for a while.
That large software companies can stop wars
That Steve Balmers "Developers" chant should have had 37 developers and not 35. It just doesn't make sense without those last two developers.
That being shot by a tank isn't doesn't always mean you have to die. You can always come back as an angry ghost and haunt that team killer.
That hating Grif is the most inportant thing
And.. last of all, that watching too many online cartoons will rot your brain so that you believe that you actually learned something important from them
but bleh, who cares <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Got a problem with that? After the stuff I've seen on the net, my little hentai collection pales in comparison.
Also, while the internet has shown me wonderous things, it has also shown me that yes, there really are people out there that masturbate to 70 year old trans-sexuals.
Or horses and women having sex.
Or to women being strangled.
Or 3 year old children.
I pity the fool. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your "I pity the fool" makes it seem like I revel in such ugly, despicable acts. Don't be a chump.
At no point did I argue that such vile things are any better than hentai, however, while I have no objection to people watching anime, reading manga and thinking virtual characters are "nice" or "asthetically pleasing" don't you think there's something sad and wierd about masturbating to them, especially considering that the medium of the internet puts REAL gorgeous women only a click away, and I ain't talking about any photoshopped two-bit slags here.
I guess there's no accounting for some peoples' tastes.
Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
CUT THE MUSIC. Stop, stop the "in your face, suckah" parade! <i>She cannot continue!</i> This infidel at the city gates, he claims of improper cause for celebration! Could it be that the right honourable <b>f. paper, esq</b> was beaten by the malevolent Russian wrestler Nikolai Volkoff ("Tequila" - Ed)? Such a situation would cause mass panic in the streets! Even the rats of the great city of Off Topica would flee from the inevitable backlash!
Check the results, lad! Run home, run to your fading VHS of The Defeat Broadcasted Across The World (yet received by only two people, that's the funny thing about (imaginary) TV frequencies)! <i>The people must know!</i>
Oh, yeah, now we remember - Tequila was crushed by flintpaper! Annhilated! Had a wee bit of a panic there, chums. Parliament also mentions no sign of this "banana laying technique", perhaps it was just a ploy to sound cool. Fail!
RESTART THE MUSIC, BOY! And get off my leg.
Also: I was going to comment on the hentai thing, but I don't think that guy was implying you thought those examples were as acceptable as hent-o-spank, Teq. And Mr. Popular's article is just a click away.
Dream on, old bint. Your powersliding makes the little pauper boys cry innocent tears, while my banana-planting skills must be viewed through <b>atomic</b> glasses as to ensure non-eye-implosion caused by <i>spectacular</i> ability condensed to a fraction of time. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
CUT THE MUSIC. Stop, stop the "in your face, suckah" parade! <i>She cannot continue!</i> This infidel at the city gates, he claims of improper cause for celebration! Could it be that the right honourable <b>f. paper, esq</b> was beaten by the malevolent Russian wrestler Nikolai Volkoff ("Tequila" - Ed)? Such a situation would cause mass panic in the streets! Even the rats of the great city of Off Topica would flee from the inevitable backlash!
Check the results, lad! Run home, run to your fading VHS of The Defeat Broadcasted Across The World (yet received by only two people, that's the funny thing about (imaginary) TV frequencies)! <i>The people must know!</i>
Oh, yeah, now we remember - Tequila was crushed by flintpaper! Annhilated! Had a wee bit of a panic there, chums. Parliament also mentions no sign of this "banana laying technique", perhaps it was just a ploy to sound cool. Fail!
RESTART THE MUSIC, BOY! And get off my leg.
Also: I was going to comment on the hentai thing, but I don't think that guy was implying you thought those examples were as acceptable as hent-o-spank, Teq. And Mr. Popular's article is just a click away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
The emulator lagged me. Next time, I'll NBA Jam you into next week
"HE'S ON FIIIIIRE!"
P.S. Mr. Popular is your lover.
Some people have very scary hobbies, and like to inform everyone about them in excruciating detail. Yeah, I'm speaking of you, "Roy's Extreme Male Genital Torture Palace". Please go fry male appendages to some other planet.
Learned on the SA Forums a few years back: Never click on a link on forums before checking where it really goes.
There are way too many hax0r-wannabe script kiddies around with too much time on their hands.
Fan fiction is a painful thing. Especially when it concerns Star Trek, or jedi master/padawan relationships.