Apples Vs Oranges
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Lamarck's Heir Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 79Members, NS1 Playtester
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<div class="IPBDescription">A feel good debate</div> To turn our attention away from the religion debates:
There is the saying about the foolishness of comparing apples and oranges. Let's do it anyways!
The apple is the better of the two. It tastes better as it lacks the acidness of an orange. Its juice is better as it has far less pulp. Preparing an apple is easiler as you don't have to peel the skin and heck you can eat the skin as well! The core of the apple is far less messy than the skin of the orange as well. Lastly unlike the orange, you can plant apple seeds and grow an apple tree! Sure you can grow oranges in Florida and that sort of places, but there are more people where apples can grow as opposed to oranges.
There is the saying about the foolishness of comparing apples and oranges. Let's do it anyways!
The apple is the better of the two. It tastes better as it lacks the acidness of an orange. Its juice is better as it has far less pulp. Preparing an apple is easiler as you don't have to peel the skin and heck you can eat the skin as well! The core of the apple is far less messy than the skin of the orange as well. Lastly unlike the orange, you can plant apple seeds and grow an apple tree! Sure you can grow oranges in Florida and that sort of places, but there are more people where apples can grow as opposed to oranges.
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I say apples. Oranges lack the pure awesomeness and freshness of an apple. Oranges taste like a dead goldfish. Not to mention, they ooze this horrible-smelling thing everywhere, and it has the skin you have to peel off--it's too much of a hassle! When I eat an apple, I wash it under some drinking water (like 2 seconds) and eat it.
And then there's always the green apples, if you're sick of the red ones (don't know how that could be done), and then the mix... And then that one that was filled with this weird sewage--wait, nevermind that one.
And then there's the fact that it's orange. I mean, it's a color. And a fruit?! Then it leads to all these discussions about which came first (I vote the fruit, btw, color didn't come into the world until late 1800s). With an apple, it's nothing else, just a fruit!
Also, an orange smells funny. It smells like one of those things that smell horrid but you can't stop (like white-out). Oranges stink.
Yeah. I mean, what person in their right mind prefers oranges over apples?
Also, I think I'm destined for the fight against oranges. I have an apple tree that was planted before I was born and it's like 3 feet. Never grew one apple in 12 or 13 years.
Vitamin C is a vital nutrient. Oranges also prevent scurvy.
Oranges *also* produce orange juice, which is the tastiest beverage on the planet.
No, I hate nuts.
I like apples the most if they're all cold, sour-ish, and...cruncy doesn't really fit, but kinda hard, but soft enough to bite through without any real problems.
Orange juice is damn nice though.
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PS Pies don't count because we aren't talking about subsidaries of fruit, otherwise you would have to take into account orange flavored ice cream cake.
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Hello Dawn....
Anyway, after a breif domination by apples, it looks like Oranges are making a comeback!
Eat Orange. Drink Orange. LIVE Orange.
Oranges: Unenjoyable in a natural state. Sour and bitter. Lousy and untasteful flesh.
Appel: Tasty, nutrious and well tasty <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
BTW, I'm back to the forum. Run while you still can.
One - They prevent scurvy and provide Vitamin C
Two - They are storable a lot longer then an Apple
Three - They are great tools for blinding (Ahhh! CITRIC ACID IN MY EYE!)
Four - They are Oranges. I bite into a peeled orange and suck the juice out with a Vampiric kinda move.
Five - If used properly, they are great for...fore...play.
Furthermore, most of the weight of an apple is discarded! You can buy a 1 kilo orange and a 1 kilo apple, and you'll get more to eat out of the orange. Also, oranges provide you with more nutrients, and contain so much water, they can keep you hydrated!
Oranges keep longer, and oranges don't turn brown 30 seconds after you bite into them.
Eating an orange will give you a LOT less pesticides then eating an apple will.
Not to mention apples have arsenic, which can kill you... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Orange > all fruit
Apples are good too, but if I have to buy a crate of oranges or a crate of apples, I prefer Oranges.
Except that bananas are ucky (and they give me tummy aches).
Appelution is just a theory anyway, there are so many ways to debunk it that I won't even bother to name any.
plus you can put orange peels in your mouth and make funny faces.
The real question we have to ask ourselves isn't whether Appelution is true, it's whether Appelution is still occuring in Oranges or not. Since we've essentially domesticated the Orange species, I see little reason for Appelution to continue. That's a whole other topic, however. Maybe we should start one?
Apples go with caramel (yum) AND peanut butter. I'd like to see you eat an orange with peanut butter on it!
( oh yeah, I <i>double</i> dare you!)
besides, apples just want to be your friend. They don't make you peel through obnoxious layers to get to thier yummy goodness.
When it all comes down to it...... If I had a million res nodes, I'd buy you some apples.