Official Steam Sucks Thread

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  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    3rd time completely reinstalling it and redownloading it. Now it's stick on 39% on the 2nd Client update FFS!

    1 more time, then I'm going to be sending mail bombs.
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Sep 12 2003, 07:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 12 2003, 07:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How did they ever figure this to be a service suitable for the masses? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They probably didn't think at all.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Got my working first try. Its nice playing Opposing Force but never actually buying it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Xzilen+Sep 12 2003, 10:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xzilen @ Sep 12 2003, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> God, I haven't seen one nice comment in here. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its the steam <u>rant</u> thread. The whole purpose is for everyone who is **** off at this hunk of crap to let their feelings out in one post here, rather than 50 people making 50 topics...

    That and maybe if we can get enough of these good solid complaints (not just generic "omg steam sux0rs" stuff) maybe somebody (like a crazed sniper) will notice...
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I got it working as I said, but compared to the beta, yes it does suck. They need to keep WONID till HL2 and steam is perfected to an art.
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    /me straps C4 to his chest and walks off towards the Valve secret volcano lair.

    I shall make the sacrifice! Never have I seen a more worthy cause! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    This whole Steam debarcle is an absolute joke. First they force us to use this product that most of us are convinced we don't need, then when they deliver the damn thing it's a buggy, broken hunk of steaming fecal matter. I just hope the WON servers stay up so I can at least play my favorite game whilst Valve works out their latest "quick fix" solution.
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    4th time 1st update is on 29% now, wish me luck
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    Ryo: Don't forget your leotard.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I still think they did this on purpose, just so they can delay Half-Life 2 without everyone hating them TOO much...
  • BuGiBuGi Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5283Members
    4 hours trying to get it to work, once I even succeeded to play dod, but after a minute it crashed. HL worked fine a while ago, but now all games are stuck at "Preparing to play...". After installing steam I cant even use ASE to connect servers (won). HL starts, but gives only an empty console where i have to every time type connect...
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I still think they did this on purpose, just so they can delay Half-Life 2 without everyone hating them TOO much...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ok, so they p*ss us all off now with Steam then tell us HL2 is delayed, thus further infuriating us until the very streets are filled with gasping, sunburnt, rioting gamers. GG Valve <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    On the topic though a smell a Penny Arcade comic about this very debate quite soon. It can hardly have escaped their notice.
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    What I'm REALLY REALLY <b>REALLY</b> ticked off about is that Steam is COMPULSRY.

    You know how I would have Steam?
    - Sign up an account via the Steam system using your CD-Key for a nice secure SteamID. Now remove EVERYTHING ELSE. Uninstall Steam, all you needed was your SteamID. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE. Steam should just be a program used for generating a secure key to access your games. I don't WANT to stream stuff over my 56k modem.
    - Release a patch for HL1 that removes your WonID and replaces it with your SteamID. You enter your CD-Key and generated SteamID for the change over. HL1 functions 100% the way it used to. Wow, I don't need to cache **** because I already have all the stuff I want.
    - If you want to have all your "pay money to stream games" crap, fine. Have Steam Extra. I want Steam Lite-Give-Me-My-F*******-SteamID
    - GIVE MY FAN-BASE A freaking OPTION BETWEEN USING STEAM AND JUST GENERATING A freaking STEAM freaking ID
  • MerciorMercior Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4019Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Why is everybody so against steam? It is a system for downloading games, nothing more!

    You do not need to download steam unless you want to purchase a valve product over steam. You do not need it to play half life or mods, and you never will. SteamID's are just a different number to WONID's - the average user wont even notice anything has changed.
  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    This sure freezes a lot for something that is a by product of heat.

    Badabish! Thanks, I'm here all week.

    So I did the Cache option... and it froze. So then I restarted it. I told it to install DoD. It froze. God, it feels like I'm playing a MMORPG on launch.
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    HEATHEN! LEAVE OUR THREAD!

    Such comments are not for this thread. Please start a "Official Steam Rocks Thread" for such comments.

    Thankyou <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DeronokDeronok Join Date: 2003-03-17 Member: 14613Members
    STEAM has to be the first program to lock up more than ANY OS.
  • obuhobuh Not Quite Smart at NS Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15072Members, Constellation
    Thank you very much, Valve, for releasing this 'official' piece of s*** and forcing everyone to use it.
  • MerciorMercior Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4019Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thank you very much, Valve, for releasing this 'official' piece of s*** and forcing everyone to use it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DOWNLOAD STEAM AND YOU NEVER WILL! ARGH
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mercior+Sep 12 2003, 11:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mercior @ Sep 12 2003, 11:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why is everybody so against steam? It is a system for downloading games, nothing more!

    You do not need to download steam unless you want to purchase a valve product over steam. You do not need it to play half life or mods, and you never will. SteamID's are just a different number to WONID's - the average user wont even notice anything has changed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You haven't been paying attention, have you?

    STEAM is no longer an optional service, Valve has designated it as mandatory for all Half-Life users who wish to continue to play online. The SteamId system is REPLACING the WonId system. In a few short weeks, WON goes away and those who haven't upgraded to Steam won't be able to play...

    It'll be fun watching the aging Quake 3 go past Half-Life on Gamespy's server stats...
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mercior+Sep 13 2003, 03:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mercior @ Sep 13 2003, 03:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why is everybody so against steam? It is a system for downloading games, nothing more!

    You do not need to download steam unless you want to purchase a valve product over steam. You do not need it to play half life or mods, and you never will. SteamID's are just a different number to WONID's - the average user wont even notice anything has changed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I DON'T NEED THE ABILITY TO DOWNLOAD GAMES OVER THE INTERNET.

    I can walk into a store and BUY the game, because it's less complicated than streaming it onto my computer. Let alone with a 56k connection.


    You DO need Steam. Because Steam replaces Won... so you need to generate a SteamID using Steam... so you need this hunk of crap on your computer to convert HL1 over to the new system... If I find out all I need is a SteamID to keep running, this POS is getting uninstalled INSTANTLY.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    And so it happened as prophesy, the wrath of those scorned by the injustice swelled and spilled forth onto the perpatrators and with capacity for violence that was borne in all of the wrathful they reduced the stronghold to rubble. And so there was none left to contain the vengful anger of the scorned and they turned their violence onto the world, and the earth was scorched, and the streets flowed with blood.





    good job steam you caused the apocolypse.
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    I thought Windows ME was the buggiest bit of coding I'd ever seen. VALVe obviously took that as a challenge.


    VALVe's Steam killed my inner child.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ryo-Ohki+Sep 12 2003, 07:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ryo-Ohki @ Sep 12 2003, 07:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> t's a buggy, broken hunk of <b>steaming</b> fecal matter. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wonder if this was intended <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I don't know it just made me laugh, I dont know what's wrong with me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MerciorMercior Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4019Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Do you have a WON program on your computer? No. Half life conects to the WON server, sends your CD key and gets back authentication information. The introduction of steam will mean that half life will connect to a Steam authentication server instead of a WON one - you do not need to have the steam software installed.
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    Right. 4th time, 2nd client update: Crashed on 1%.


    I am now making the bomb to which I will mail to VALVe's offices, hopefully, if I time it correctly, It'll be delivered on Sept. 30th.
  • StakhanovStakhanov Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14448Members
    /me downloads Quake 3

    Oh well , I'll manage to borrow a copy of UT2k3 when the WON system is shutting down.

    Let's see... there's a RTS/FPS hybrid (of a different kind) for UT already , named Uskaarj. Skaarj... Kharaa. NEG... TSA. Tarydium... nanosludges. Many elements are similar. Anyone interested in porting NS to UT2k3 ?
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    5th time, stalled at 40% on the 2nd client update.
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    6th time, Stalled on 30% of the first client update.
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Sep 12 2003, 04:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Sep 12 2003, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I am sooooo freaking glad I didn't DL steam!
    of I would be saying things like
    lyndak
    "**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** *** **** ****!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    KISSES MAJIN AND HUGS MAJIN AND MORE STUFF.

    I'm so freaking glad I dind't dl it aswell.
    I hear so much trouble...

    Such things make me happy <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I'm sorry for the other that are stuck with this shiz.
  • airyKairyK Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11126Members
    steam deleted my hl.exe and gave me counter strike and dod! it brought over all the valve mods but screw everyone else... no ns and no hl.exe anymore... i guess i will have to reinstall half life for the first time in 2 1/2 years...steam i hate you
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