The Worst Movie Ever

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  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    edited October 2004
    Well seeing as everyone here is taking a **** on the entire movieworld, while carefully dodging my questions as to why the hell people are nominating good movies like Fight Club and Matrix, when theres abominations around like Crossroads and Ghosts of Mars, I decided to just give up and join the darkside.

    Worst movie doesn't mean OMG I SAW TAT ONE MOEVIE CALLED JURASSIC PARK AND AND IT HAD DINOSAURS BUT THE DINOSAURS WERENT EVEN FROM TEH JURASSIC ERA LOL WORST MOVIE EVER

    LOL I ONCE PLAYD THIS GAME CALLED NATURAL SELECTION AND I COULDNT EVEN SELECT DARWIN AS MY CHARACTOR LOL WORST GAME EVER

    OMG I ONCE READ THIS BOOK FROM STEVAN KING AND IT HAD LIKE A FONTYPE TAHOMA 12 INSTEAD OF ARIAL 14 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING BLIND ROFL WORST BOOK EVER

    ROFLS I ONCE ATE A CHEESEBURGLER AND IT DIDNT HAVE CHEESE BU*T THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IT WASNT A CHEESEBURGER BUT APPLEPIE LOL WORST CHEESEBURGER EVER

    LOL ATTACK I ONCE READ THIS THREAD WITH PEOPLE JUST RANDOMLY BLURTING OUT NAMES OF MOVIES TO UP THEIR POSTCOUNT AND TO JUST TICK MOVIE FANS OFF LOL WORST THREAD EVER

    OH MY GOD MY SHIRT FELL OFF LETS HAVE SEKS
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    YO YA I LIKE HAD SEX WITH MY DOG IT WAS LIKE TOTALLY BRITNEY SPEARS FEELING. AM I NOT LIKE THE BEST UBERNISH UBER LIKE YOU LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU KNOW LIKE LIKE
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 5 2004, 03:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 5 2004, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well seeing as everyone here is taking a **** on the entire movieworld, while carefully dodging my questions as to why the hell people are nominating good movies like Fight Club and Matrix, when theres abominations around like Crossroads and Ghosts of Mars, I decided to just give up and join the darkside.

    Worst movie doesn't mean OMG I SAW TAT ONE MOEVIE CALLED JURASSIC PARK AND AND IT HAD DINOSAURS BUT THE DINOSAURS WERENT EVEN FROM TEH JURASSIC ERA LOL WORST MOVIE EVER

    LOL I ONCE PLAYD THIS GAME CALLED NATURAL SELECTION AND I COULDNT EVEN SELECT DARWIN AS MY CHARACTOR LOL WORST GAME EVER

    OMG I ONCE READ THIS BOOK FROM STEVAN KING AND IT HAD LIKE A FONTYPE TAHOMA 12 INSTEAD OF ARIAL 14 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING BLIND ROFL WORST BOOK EVER

    ROFLS I ONCE ATE A CHEESEBURGLER AND IT DIDNT HAVE CHEESE BU*T THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IT WASNT A CHEESEBURGER BUT APPLEPIE LOL WORST CHEESEBURGER EVER

    LOL ATTACK I ONCE READ THIS THREAD WITH PEOPLE JUST RANDOMLY BLURTING OUT NAMES OF MOVIES TO UP THEIR POSTCOUNT AND TO JUST TICK MOVIE FANS OFF LOL WORST THREAD EVER

    OH MY GOD MY SHIRT FELL OFF LETS HAVE SEKS <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...that scares me on a whole new map exec: /Changemap "nice place"


    I guess this is gonna be locked... (?) <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited October 2004
    Garbage Pail Kids


    and for those of you who dont know what that is

    <a href='http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0765/' target='_blank'>http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0765/</a> start scrolling and you will find some nice pics, actualy several of this movie "made for kids"

    omg Its almost liek i wanted to throw lye in my eyes.

    oh yea, BattleField Earth was pretty well crap
    the book was very good though

    and well I thought Batman And Robin wasnt that bad but George Clooney did state that if someone stoped him on the street and said that they paid money to see that crap he would glady refund them himself.
  • BobTheJanitorBobTheJanitor Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24228Members, NS1 Playtester
    <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233142/' target='_blank'>3000 Miles to Graceland</a>. I know you people have obviously not experienced truly bad movies. Anyone nominating matrix revolutions as worst movie ever has lived a SHELTERED life. Biggest letdown in a movie with a potentially excellent plotline, maybe. But at least it had decent effects to keep the eyes entertained.

    Whereas 3000 Miles to Graceland is what you get when you take a director who's seen a few Tarantino flicks and thinks that he's good enough to copy the style, but actually has NO FREAKING CLUE how to make a movie. This movie is incredibly horrible. And loooooooooong. If you ever get a chance to watch it, run. If you ever get a chance to set it on fire, don't pass it up.
  • Mad_ivansMad_ivans Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30849Members
    1) The Matrix

    2) Any James bond film

    3) The Rocky films
  • Mad_ivansMad_ivans Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30849Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Oct 5 2004, 09:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Oct 5 2004, 09:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> YO YA I LIKE HAD SEX WITH MY DOG IT WAS LIKE TOTALLY BRITNEY SPEARS FEELING. AM I NOT LIKE THE BEST UBERNISH UBER LIKE YOU LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU KNOW LIKE LIKE <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    INDEED THAT IS A PARTICULAR NUISANCE OF CAPS LOCK. I WOULD NOT BE THAT ENTITED TO DIVULGE ON YOUR SEVRET OBSESSION WITH BANGING THE KEYBOARD DEVICEW WITH TWO HANDS AND ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE

    MADIVANS, HEMING WAY, NOBODY'S BUSINESS 5/10/04
  • Fog_cartoonsFog_cartoons Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20658Members
    Has anyone see "The Dish"? On the front it saying 4/5 stars, 'one of the best comedies this year.

    When I got round to watching it, I feel asleep, that right, I feel asleep it did suck that bad.
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad ivans+Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad ivans @ Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1) The Matrix

    2) Any James bond film

    3) The Rocky films <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are fired.
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-wall+Oct 5 2004, 09:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (wall @ Oct 5 2004, 09:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...that scares me on a whole new map exec: /Changemap "nice place"


    I guess this is gonna be locked... (?) <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes please, the movie gods are not pleased.
  • RipzawRipzaw Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28560Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 5 2004, 03:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 5 2004, 03:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad ivans+Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad ivans @ Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1) The Matrix

    2) Any James bond film

    3) The Rocky films <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are fired. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I second that motion - Plus I think Beuty and the Beast comes close to worst, Woman falls in love with a yeti... Something wrong with that tbh
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ripzaw-+Oct 5 2004, 02:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Ripzaw- @ Oct 5 2004, 02:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Woman falls in love with a yeti... Something wrong with that tbh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i resent that
  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    A lot of these movies are good if you really consider it. So far I am suprised no one has mentioned Gigli, I saw the trailer and my eyes almost poked themselves out. Also, the contender to Gigli would definately have to be To Die For. The movie was awful, you had people talking to you the whole movie about something that really wasn't that interesting.

    But anyways, Gigli and To Die For. Personally I thought Ghost of Mars was great and the soundtrack was awesome also. (at least the music that the director had made). But that was probably bias considering I like movies involving Mars and horror/scary storylines.

    Also Tank Girl was an awesome movie, definately a LOT better than some of the crap out their right now. I was really hoping for Lori Petty to do more movies sorta like this but this seems to be the only work from her that I really like.
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    Before this gets locked, Kida, does your name have anything to do with the Kid A album from Radiohead?
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    yay new sig. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ChimpZealotChimpZealot The Elite Demo Detective Join Date: 2002-11-30 Member: 10315Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Of the movies I've managed to sit most of the way through, these two take the cake for being total poopfests:

    The Transporter
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ChimpZealot+Oct 6 2004, 06:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ChimpZealot @ Oct 6 2004, 06:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Of the movies I've managed to sit most of the way through, these two take the cake for being total poopfests:

    The Transporter
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What are you on about, The Transporter rocked. <3 Jason Statham.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328945/' target='_blank'>Cheerleader Massacre</a> Worst. Movie. Ever.

    Although it does kinda get those inklings of being so bad its good.
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Oct 5 2004, 10:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Oct 5 2004, 10:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yay new sig. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I blatantly ripped that from <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2377' target='_blank'>internet dating</a>. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 6 2004, 03:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 6 2004, 03:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Oct 5 2004, 10:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Oct 5 2004, 10:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yay new sig. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I blatantly ripped that from <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2377' target='_blank'>internet dating</a>. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's it. You're off. Respect -1 -1 <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Necrotic+Oct 6 2004, 01:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrotic @ Oct 6 2004, 01:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328945/' target='_blank'>Cheerleader Massacre</a> Worst. Movie. Ever.

    Although it does kinda get those inklings of being so bad its good. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Could that really be any worse than any other cheerleader movies (Cheerleader camp, etc)?
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-dirtygabbsnevada+Oct 5 2004, 10:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dirtygabbsnevada @ Oct 5 2004, 10:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Ripzaw-+Oct 5 2004, 02:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Ripzaw- @ Oct 5 2004, 02:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Woman falls in love with a yeti... Something wrong with that tbh <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i resent that <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Me too. I know thats how I will end up, looking like a yeti that everyone just wants to <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    Scorpion King. I mean, really ¬_¬. How do you make a movie suck that much? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    The things that could've changed the movie from 'piece of pewp' to an 'almost ok' movie were removed. Some prophecy things (I watched the removed scenes).

    Only good thing about this movie is <b>the scene</b> (with Kelly Hu <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • EvenFlowEvenFlow Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11046Members
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    <img src='http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato7.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • SiliconSilicon Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13683Members
    <a href='http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom' target='_blank'>http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom</a>
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    edited October 2004
    <b>Problem Child</b> - I wanted to strangle that kid! I couldn't watch him do the most obvious things. They trust him, he does something awful and breaks that trust, and it happens all over again in a different building with full trust restored.

    <b>Mortal Kombat 2</b> - What the hell?! I would go so far as to say that Mortal Kombat 1 was actually half-way decent. The acting was TERRIBLE in mortal kombat 2. Utterly revolting!

    <b>The Wishgiver</b> - I think that was the name. The concept was an "evil" genie that granted wishes to people in evil ways. Like he would have to wait until someone said "You'll have to go through me first" or "Man, I wish I was dead!" before he'd cast the wish. *shutter* Top it off with bad acting, and you've got yourself possibly the worst film you've ever seen. *stabs eyes with fork*

    I feel like quoting the movie Billy Madison for these movies:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    Anything that stars a ditz turned pop star turned actress wannabe. That includes the obvious, such as Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez, and people like Hilary Duff and, looking that that worst movie ever list, the Spice Girls. These are the WORST movies ever. I've only ever been forced to sit through one, and that was on a plane. Even the Chinese radio station was more pleasant.

    Second to those, Titanic. Its like a 3 hour root canal with no freezing while sitting on a red hot railroad spike.
  • illhillh Join Date: 2004-08-31 Member: 31104Members
    Jack Frost, the horror movie one, with the killer snowman
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad ivans+Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad ivans @ Oct 5 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1) The Matrix

    2) Any James bond film

    3) The Rocky films <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    fired from LIFE. I mean, you just.. you suck. seriously.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Even~Flow+Oct 6 2004, 09:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Even~Flow @ Oct 6 2004, 09:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    <img src='http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato7.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually liked that movie. Fun seeing people get eaten by giant mutant tomatoes.

    I hate the last 2 bits of the Matrix Trilogy (Reloaded and Revolution)
    It just....broke it. Suddenly Neo is all 'OMG SUPERMAN!'
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