C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 02:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 02:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (/Me waves the topic bye-bye...)
C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It was certainly better then someone managing to make enough explosives to blow up 7 commercial offices (with enough pyrotechnical skills to make them look like they just got owned in Independence Day), and somehow think that was going to have a Deus-Ex-like effect on the world's financial situation..
Heh, now let's slow down. Are the explosions at the end overly aesthetic? Yup. Is it so unlikely that a really mean amount of explosives, planted at the right spot, might topple a skyscraper? Granted, if the architect was worth his money, it is, but the suspension of disbelief works for me. As for it having a 'DX-like effect', I'd argue the ultimate futility of Project Mayhem is included in the message of the movie.
Well they should've made that futility more clear because to me it looked like a writer who had drank too many chemicals under the sink. Personally *I* knew it was futile but in the movie I'm watching it's good to have things like that present themselves rather then make the audience guess. There was no 'revelation' in the movie where he realizes that Project Mayhem is a big joke. They just ended it as h stands there with his hobo girlfriend and watch stuff blow up (while his head has a hole in it <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). It's just... 'not-good writing'.
Heh, actually, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0805062971/qid=1096833768/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_2_1/104-6000279-6559167' target='_blank'>Palahniuk</a> is considered an outstanding writer. I assume a part of the book was as usually lost during the conversion to screen, though. And if I was a director, faced with a number of unresolved and quite difficult narrative threads once the time's up, I'd settle for an open, ambivalent ending, which you've got to admit the final frame conveys.
Hell, I gotta get myself a paperback of 'Survivor' as soon as I'm flush again.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 03:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 03:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh, actually, <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0805062971/qid=1096833768/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_2_1/104-6000279-6559167' target='_blank'>Palahniuk</a> is considered an outstanding writer. I assume a part of the book was as usually lost during the conversion to screen, though. And if I was a director, faced with a number of unresolved and quite difficult narrative threads once the time's up, I'd settle for an open, ambivalent ending, which you've got to admit the final frame conveys.
Hell, I gotta get myself a paperback of 'Survivor' as soon as I'm flush again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, he didn't direct it, so there's your problem.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 01:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 01:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fight Club. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Care to elaborate, DOOM? I'll concede that it's not exactely an accessible movie and will, depending on one's tastes, dissapoint, but worst movie ever? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, if my expectations hadn't been so high in seeing it I probably wouldn't have been disappointed so much, but the only reason I wasted $5 to rent the DVD is cause everybody was all "omg Fight Club! Best movie ever! EVER! omg omg omg" so I expected.. you know.. something not crap. I just thought the whole thing was stupid. Not even really a mental mess-you-up kinda thing, just plain.. stupid.
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 4 2004, 06:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 4 2004, 06:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 01:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 01:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fight Club. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Care to elaborate, DOOM? I'll concede that it's not exactely an accessible movie and will, depending on one's tastes, dissapoint, but worst movie ever? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, if my expectations hadn't been so high in seeing it I probably wouldn't have been disappointed so much, but the only reason I wasted $5 to rent the DVD is cause everybody was all "omg Fight Club! Best movie ever! EVER! omg omg omg" so I expected.. you know.. something not crap. I just thought the whole thing was stupid. Not even really a mental mess-you-up kinda thing, just plain.. stupid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've always wondered why you'd been given that title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
First an hour of brainless silly patriotism and then an hour of drilling a damn asteroid. The suspense! The thrill! The bad writing! The awful Aerosmith tune with bad lyrics! It's all there, man. Armageddon makes grown men cry.
I cried when Bruce Willis died. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis+Apr 17 2003, 05:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis @ Apr 17 2003, 05:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is a truly terrible movie, but it's so bad it kinda crosses over into "genius"..
I present...Red Dawn!! <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985</a>
Starring such acting legends as Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen, this is truly one of the classics. Last time I saw it I was laughing so hard I half expected blood to shoot out of my nose...the acting, the plot..oh it's all just so bad. You must see it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hah! I love that movie!
Deep Impact was so bad that when I went to see it at the theatre by the time the film was halfway through everyone in the packed audience had totally stopped watching; everyone was chattering away, one or two people left and generally nobody knew nor cared what really happened in the last half of the film... in the entire audience not one person gave an aerial simian.
The characters were so bland I wanted them all to die... horribly... even then I'd probably struggle to gain a glimpse of actually giving a damn.
The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows is the <b>only</b> film I've ever actually wanted my money back for. Seriously. Deep Impact may have been so dull it causes a sudden outbreak of ADD in even the most focussed of individuals but even then I didn't want my money back for it; this film made me angry I'd wasted my time and cash on it.
Alien 3 is the only movie I've <b>ever</b> fallen asleep in... I even watched the whole of ice age (which was fun anyways) after 2 days without sleep without feeling drowsy while fully rested I couldn't last the course of alien 3 my first time viewing it ^^;
God you're hot when you're militant. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 3 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 3 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (/Me waves the topic bye-bye...)
C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Erm, Hugo Weaving isn't in Memento. You're either thinking of Guy Pierce or Joe Pantoliano. For me, Memento is up there with LA Confidential, The Godfather, Alien/Aliens, Apocalypse Now and other classics. Just utterly magical.
Worst film, however, easily goes to <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145464/' target='_blank'>Shotgun</a>. It's so bad, words can't begin to describe the despair you feel upon watching it.
lol cwag... I was tempted to draw a piccy to reply to that with but it didn't turn out very well so no sketch for you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Oct 4 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Oct 4 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Alien 3 is the only movie I've <b>ever</b> fallen asleep in... I even watched the whole of ice age (which was fun anyways) after 2 days without sleep without feeling drowsy while fully rested I couldn't last the course of alien 3 my first time viewing it ^^; <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Is that to you a sign of a really bad film, or do you just want to say that it was way too slow? I'd agree on the latter.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Erm, Hugo Weaving isn't in Memento. You're either thinking of Guy Pierce or Joe Pantoliano. For me, Memento is up there with LA Confidential, The Godfather, Alien/Aliens, Apocalypse Now and other classics. Just utterly magical.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> My apologies, I meant Pantoliano. I agree that Memento is a really good movie, but it just didn't 'click' for me - ironically, the same can be said for Godfather and, to an extent, Alien (I actually preferred A3. Don't hurt me, Gem.). I agree with the rest of your list, though.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Oct 4 2004, 01:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 4 2004, 01:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...I agree that Memento is a really good movie, but it just didn't 'click' for me - ironically, the same can be said for Godfather and, to an extent, Alien (I actually preferred A3. Don't hurt me, Gem.). I agree with the rest of your list, though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> *seizure*
Alien3... I want to hate it, but I am not sure. I might have to watch it again. I am still **** they killed newt and Hicks.
I loved Aliens, and Alien. As a matter of fact, Aliens is one of my favorite movies. Alien was a bit slower, and had less genuine action...it was more a thriller than action, but none the less was good.
Aliens 3 was 32457839475 times better than Aliens: Ressurection. I think its the only thriller/horror movie that made me laugh. The super alien thing reminded me of my 3 week old cousin. MOMMY OMG I LOVE YOU. OMG WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME WTH
Alien and aliens have to be the worst movies ever.
I mean WTH? These movies have nothing but bad points.
1. Girls killing aliens (LOL ATTACK, aliens rule women FYI)
2. They were made like CENTURIES ago. They probably didn't even have television, which is why they look so bad.
3. NO REAL ALIENS (WTH alien movies without aliens? WHATEVER! *rolls eyes*)
4. The whole concept is stupid. Aliens that need humans to procreate, but they never even met eachother before? JEAH RIGHT~ <img src='http://www.home.zonnet.nl/sflight/images/planecrash.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> BYE BYE AIRPLANE OF PLAUSIBILITY
noes! the aliens(xenomorph) are actually biomechanical weapons engineered by another species of aliens called the Space Jockeys. If you remember in Alien, the crew went inside this "bone ship" and there was a huge humanoid figure, as if made with bones too, sitting behind some sort of telescope or something. Thats the Space Jockeys.
And so, Xenomorphs are created much like a parasite, implanting eggs into its victims, bursting out of the chest bla bla
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<!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 5 2004, 03:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 5 2004, 03:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> But then they wouldn't be aliens, they'd be robots.
Edit: And it would be such a matrix ripoff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yes, it'd be a ripoff of a movie that came two decades after it, GG genius.
<!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 5 2004, 05:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 5 2004, 05:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Alien and aliens have to be the worst movies ever.
I mean WTH? These movies have nothing but bad points. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> My sarcasm detector is broken. You either deserve a pat on the back or a hatchet in the forehead.
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Nuff' said...
C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league.
C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It was certainly better then someone managing to make enough explosives to blow up 7 commercial offices (with enough pyrotechnical skills to make them look like they just got owned in Independence Day), and somehow think that was going to have a Deus-Ex-like effect on the world's financial situation..
Hell, I gotta get myself a paperback of 'Survivor' as soon as I'm flush again.
Hell, I gotta get myself a paperback of 'Survivor' as soon as I'm flush again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, he didn't direct it, so there's your problem.
Care to elaborate, DOOM? I'll concede that it's not exactely an accessible movie and will, depending on one's tastes, dissapoint, but worst movie ever? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, if my expectations hadn't been so high in seeing it I probably wouldn't have been disappointed so much, but the only reason I wasted $5 to rent the DVD is cause everybody was all "omg Fight Club! Best movie ever! EVER! omg omg omg" so I expected.. you know.. something not crap. I just thought the whole thing was stupid. Not even really a mental mess-you-up kinda thing, just plain.. stupid.
Armageddon.
Deep Impact is to Broadway, Armageddon is to the school's talent show.
Unconvincing plot, overused special effect, ridiculous set, apparently no scientific advisors.
God knows what people see in Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay. Have yet to like any of their films.
(Moving camera, explosions, special effects is not action)
Care to elaborate, DOOM? I'll concede that it's not exactely an accessible movie and will, depending on one's tastes, dissapoint, but worst movie ever? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, if my expectations hadn't been so high in seeing it I probably wouldn't have been disappointed so much, but the only reason I wasted $5 to rent the DVD is cause everybody was all "omg Fight Club! Best movie ever! EVER! omg omg omg" so I expected.. you know.. something not crap. I just thought the whole thing was stupid. Not even really a mental mess-you-up kinda thing, just plain.. stupid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've always wondered why you'd been given that title <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Armageddon. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh yes!
First an hour of brainless silly patriotism and then an hour of drilling a damn asteroid. The suspense! The thrill! The bad writing! The awful Aerosmith tune with bad lyrics! It's all there, man. Armageddon makes grown men cry.
Now there will never be a Die hard 4.
I present...Red Dawn!!
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985</a>
Starring such acting legends as Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen, this is truly one of the classics. Last time I saw it I was laughing so hard I half expected blood to shoot out of my nose...the acting, the plot..oh it's all just so bad. You must see it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hah! I love that movie!
Worst Movie Ever:
Kill Bill
Kill Bill 2
The last 2 matrix's
The characters were so bland I wanted them all to die... horribly... even then I'd probably struggle to gain a glimpse of actually giving a damn.
The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows is the <b>only</b> film I've ever actually wanted my money back for. Seriously. Deep Impact may have been so dull it causes a sudden outbreak of ADD in even the most focussed of individuals but even then I didn't want my money back for it; this film made me angry I'd wasted my time and cash on it.
Alien 3 is the only movie I've <b>ever</b> fallen asleep in... I even watched the whole of ice age (which was fun anyways) after 2 days without sleep without feeling drowsy while fully rested I couldn't last the course of alien 3 my first time viewing it ^^;
C'mon, EEK, Memento's ending wasn't really all that great, either. Yeah, yeah, the way the characters develop on the finishing line is quite well done, but the fact that Hugo Weaving (I can't remember his character's name, sorry.) has to basically relay half the backstory in his thirteen last lines doesn't exactely spell quality to me, either. Yes, there's the photo, foreshadowing it all a bit, but seeing the magnitude of the revelation, it seems like quite an afterthought.
Agreed, the 'if you, so I' resolution of Fight Club was a little lacking, as well, but it was in my perception in the same league. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Erm, Hugo Weaving isn't in Memento. You're either thinking of Guy Pierce or Joe Pantoliano. For me, Memento is up there with LA Confidential, The Godfather, Alien/Aliens, Apocalypse Now and other classics. Just utterly magical.
Worst film, however, easily goes to <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145464/' target='_blank'>Shotgun</a>. It's so bad, words can't begin to describe the despair you feel upon watching it.
The catchphrase was 'at ease soldier' =3
Is that to you a sign of a really bad film, or do you just want to say that it was way too slow? I'd agree on the latter.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Erm, Hugo Weaving isn't in Memento. You're either thinking of Guy Pierce or Joe Pantoliano. For me, Memento is up there with LA Confidential, The Godfather, Alien/Aliens, Apocalypse Now and other classics. Just utterly magical.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My apologies, I meant Pantoliano. I agree that Memento is a really good movie, but it just didn't 'click' for me - ironically, the same can be said for Godfather and, to an extent, Alien (I actually preferred A3. Don't hurt me, Gem.). I agree with the rest of your list, though.
*seizure*
Alien3... I want to hate it, but I am not sure. I might have to watch it again. I am still **** they killed newt and Hicks.
Aliens 3 was 32457839475 times better than Aliens: Ressurection. I think its the only thriller/horror movie that made me laugh. The super alien thing reminded me of my 3 week old cousin. MOMMY OMG I LOVE YOU. OMG WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME WTH
but yeah, 3 and 4 suck t3h nubz
Alien and aliens have to be the worst movies ever.
I mean WTH? These movies have nothing but bad points.
1. Girls killing aliens (LOL ATTACK, aliens rule women FYI)
2. They were made like CENTURIES ago. They probably didn't even have television, which is why they look so bad.
3. NO REAL ALIENS (WTH alien movies without aliens? WHATEVER! *rolls eyes*)
4. The whole concept is stupid. Aliens that need humans to procreate, but they never even met eachother before? JEAH RIGHT~
<img src='http://www.home.zonnet.nl/sflight/images/planecrash.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
BYE BYE AIRPLANE OF PLAUSIBILITY
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HELLO TRAIN OF PLOT HOLES
CHOO CHOO!~
Edit: And it would be such a matrix ripoff.
the aliens(xenomorph) are actually biomechanical weapons engineered by another species of aliens called the Space Jockeys. If you remember in Alien, the crew went inside this "bone ship" and there was a huge humanoid figure, as if made with bones too, sitting behind some sort of telescope or something. Thats the Space Jockeys.
And so, Xenomorphs are created much like a parasite, implanting eggs into its victims, bursting out of the chest bla bla
Edit: And it would be such a matrix ripoff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes, it'd be a ripoff of a movie that came two decades after it, GG genius.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
WTH? How did I very decent movie turn out such a bad sequel? "I'll take my mom"?
I mean WTH? These movies have nothing but bad points.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My sarcasm detector is broken. You either deserve a pat on the back or a hatchet in the forehead.