As we all know, zombie flesh makes great fertilizer. I will head up the task force of gathering used Zombie paper and bringing it down to the Hydroponics labs for use in our production of delicious vegetables.
Well, we're in luck. Seems a helicopter from High's base just airlifted in [DC]ShadowFang, who is a menace to the zombie society! Seriously, though, he eats them. So now we're building him an armored eatin' suit and sending him out there. Godspeed, ShadowFang.
Yeah, good idea Boz. I'm going back to setting up the theater. Did anyone bring any movies with them? Because all I have is Leon and Boondock Saints. Oh, and Blade.
Chal, I'm right on it. Anyone else in need of beverage lovin', just contact me and I'll try and hook you up. Remember, supplies ARE limited seeing as we just lived through a nuclear holocaust.
Remember people. The real enemy here is uncomfortablism. If we remain comfortable, and allow eBnar a place to relieve himself and wash, we should do just dandy.
Boz's new Root Beer works as a magical limb-regrowing elixer! /me opens the door, brings shoven in, and gives him some. miraculously, his leg appears, just like it was minutes before being bitten off!
/me gets on the turrents and starts to aim them at steve, then gets lazy and goes to drink nestea and play on his computer, all while cuddling with Emily
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oh, sweet that must be the pizza i ordered....
/me goes to open door
Touch that door and I shoot highier and to the left.
/me pulls out desert eagle and shoots jedisar many times in the chest, and three times in the head.
/me reloads and shoots jedi some more
HE WAS A ZOMBIE!
/me slides out from under console and turns it on..
Computer: Windows Booting Up. Parimeter Defenses Activating...
/me watches as a blue glow fills the room...
DAMN YOU BSOD!
/me kicks the computer and restarts it...
there...working...
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OW, YOU WANKER! YOU DENTED MY IMPERVIOUS ARMOR! YOU #######! /me Shoots Steve in the groin
/me stands up and goes to the command station console..
/me looks at jedisar
/me spits on jedisar
/me looks into the TV screen to see Highlander and Shoven outside trying to fight off 500 zombies.
/me grabs an HMG and heads to the upper level
teach him to spit on me.
You know, it'd be really nice if you guys would help.
/me loses a leg
wtf was that about?
/me tells jedi to come with me and help shoven/high
/me gets up top just in time to see highlander die
/me donces
/me loads the HMG and starts shooting
/me gives shoven some ammo
/me yells for Chal to come out and help
/me yells to jedi to man the turrents