/me gets into a jeep /me grabs a few m16's and det packs /me drives through about half of the zombies but thier guts get stuck under my wheels and jeep does not work /me throws det packs at oncoming zombies /me pulls triggers /me gets wonded in the explosions..
/me makes a distress call to Chal /me looks up to see a new wave of zombies coming.. "Oh Ovens!" says I
/me sends reinforcements. Didn't know those barracks were operational, did you Chal? <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
/me opens up the DBoO and grabs a pulse rifle. Me runs over to steve and throws him over my shoulder while firing at the zombie hoards and retreating towards base
<!--QuoteBegin--eBnar+June 01 2002,15:23--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (eBnar @ June 01 2002,15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->We are the underworld! It's the upperworld we must fear! The infected ones.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh, right. Oops. Well, the queen of the upperworld then can be called Bavmorda. Woo.
/me gets in radioactive-proof jeep with Shoven and Jed in the back, manning turrets. We drive out of the parking garage and scream across the barren wasteland to Steve's aid. Steve is on his back with an mp5k, barely holding off the zombie masses until we arrive, and then BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM, we knock them out. Steve hops in and we drive back to our base. Mission accomplished! Btw, Steve wasn't bitten.
/me watches in admiration as cm returns with the wounded steve. I've finished the rest of the base defences, 10 sentries and 20 siege turrents should do the trick, don't you think?
The worst has come, I fear. The zombies are spreading too fast for the Zombie paper. We must produce more!! Quick eBnar, throw some zombie paper in the oven with your cakes. 375 degrees for 5 minutes! It is our last hope!!!
All right, so we have more people in our base now. But that's not really a problem! We've still got plenty of unused space, and we're always adding to it. We're digging deeper underground, too, and we've got the radon shields working (so we don't have to worry about silly earth radiation, ha ha!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->. Jed is working on some energy barriers, which is a pretty good idea. And this isn't really NS fan fiction, but it's fiction...so I don't know where it should be.
eB's making more pizza to feed us, and I'm working on a prototype conventional weapon, similar to a cluster bomb.
bah, you pansys, I'm tell'n ya, I designed this Defense System for my Maximum Lazyness. Nothing they throw at us can be big enough to make me stop being lazy and actually have to work at keeping the zombies at bay...trust me..Now, all we need is an ENERGY SHIELD and we have NOTHING to worry about..
/me watches out the window as steve's base explodes, taking out almost all of the zombie hoarde..
Hmm...research on the zombie paper is going well...we've managed to create a new formula for the production of zombie paper, and it's now 50% more attractive to zombies. Also, eB accidentally baked one and we found that it's really very comfortable, so we're carpeting the floors with it. It's great, because we can walk around without shoes on AND stop the approaching zombie menace with it!
Alright... we appear to be safe for now, so production of luxuries will begin. I will construct an uber-soda fountain, to quench our thirst for delicious beverages. I'm taking orders, so far we have some Coke, some Pepsi, some Root Beer, and a whole lot of Nestea, for me and Jeeda.
You know, Chal, Zombie paper is probally VERY VERY ABsorbing..you could probally pee on it without making a mess..it probally makes a fine toliet paper, as well.
Steve is working on getting the bathrooms fixed, too, and there's a joint effort to get some kind of soda fountain set up. We need nestea!
Also, we tested the new zombie paper out on one of the goose-stepping pakistani zombies. It worked great, check out his reaction! <img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg" border="0">
by the way, umm..the zombie hoard IS Still kinda kicking..and our parimeter defenses are down, since I had ALL the guns linked to this single command console..so..um..if someone knocks, DON"T Answer it.
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/me grabs a few m16's and det packs
/me drives through about half of the zombies but thier guts get stuck under my wheels and jeep does not work
/me throws det packs at oncoming zombies
/me pulls triggers
/me gets wonded in the explosions..
/me makes a distress call to Chal
/me looks up to see a new wave of zombies coming.. "Oh Ovens!" says I
Didn't know those barracks were operational, did you Chal? <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
/me opens up the DBoO and grabs a pulse rifle. Me runs over to steve and throws him over my shoulder while firing at the zombie hoards and retreating towards base
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Um..I think we need backup..I'll go get Chal..
/me dashes off to base, leaving Steve laying on the dead soldier and his mp5.
Oh, right. Oops. Well, the queen of the upperworld then can be called Bavmorda. Woo.
Fear not, friends. ZOMBIE PAPER TO THE RESCUE!
let us build one massive shelter with uber defenses! I will look into wall hacks and aimbots..
Quick eBnar, throw some zombie paper in the oven with your cakes. 375 degrees for 5 minutes! It is our last hope!!!
eB's making more pizza to feed us, and I'm working on a prototype conventional weapon, similar to a cluster bomb.
/me watches out the window as steve's base explodes, taking out almost all of the zombie hoarde..
ok guys guess what I got....
AN ENERGY FILED!!! W00000T
/me spills pepsi on the command station..
oh ####....
<!--EDIT|Greedo386|June 01 2002,18:19-->
Computer: Security System Shutting Down. Thank You For Using Windows...
####..I'll fix it...you..um..might want to man the turrents..
/me slides under the command console with tools
<!--EDIT|Greedo386|June 01 2002,18:19-->
/me tinkers with command console.
Also, we tested the new zombie paper out on one of the goose-stepping pakistani zombies. It worked great, check out his reaction!
<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg" border="0">