Ns Limericks!
Sevendashseven
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3357Members
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3357Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Weeeeeeee</div> Alright, with Limerick rules as freely interpreted as they should be, I decided to give making a few NS limericks a shot. Contrary to common limericks, only one of three is sexual in content. Don't hurt me.
There once was a Skulk named Bob
Who enjoyed hanging out with his mob
When the TSA came
He in a fit for fame
Repeatedly made the Hive sob
There once was a Commander named Hub
Who loathed playing in a pub
As he one day
Threw orders away
The barman refused filling his tub
There once was a name called Erection
With quite the mating selection
Natural he met one day
But as they were to lay
He was forced to make a correction
There once was a newbie named Hama
Who advertently abused his gamma
The lesson he was to learn
Was that karma did burn
And he was soon to call for his mama
There once was a forumer named Fam
Posts he would constantly cram
Avatar was a Lerk
Looked like a regular Kirk
Didn't stop me picturing a m'am!
There was a modeller named Daphisto
Hive queen to be released presto
Animation was slow
But we'd all bow
Hive queen was his manifesto
A forum of suggestions full
Newbies feel its inevitable pull
Unaware of the search
I say we them purge
Of the ignorance in full
These kinda suck so... add your own!
There once was a Skulk named Bob
Who enjoyed hanging out with his mob
When the TSA came
He in a fit for fame
Repeatedly made the Hive sob
There once was a Commander named Hub
Who loathed playing in a pub
As he one day
Threw orders away
The barman refused filling his tub
There once was a name called Erection
With quite the mating selection
Natural he met one day
But as they were to lay
He was forced to make a correction
There once was a newbie named Hama
Who advertently abused his gamma
The lesson he was to learn
Was that karma did burn
And he was soon to call for his mama
There once was a forumer named Fam
Posts he would constantly cram
Avatar was a Lerk
Looked like a regular Kirk
Didn't stop me picturing a m'am!
There was a modeller named Daphisto
Hive queen to be released presto
Animation was slow
But we'd all bow
Hive queen was his manifesto
A forum of suggestions full
Newbies feel its inevitable pull
Unaware of the search
I say we them purge
Of the ignorance in full
These kinda suck so... add your own!
Comments
lol..
there was a young skulk from Ealing (place in england)
who had this terrible feeling...
she got on her back
split open her crack
and **** all over the ceiling!
Who immedietly paniced and ran.
He tripped on a beam,
and started to scream,
as he fell through a high-powered fan.
There once was an unhappy sulk, <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
Who din' much like human folk.
He swollowed his pride,
and blew up his side,
and turned the marines into pulp.
An Onos woke me from my nap,
I then proceeded to crap.
Needless to say,
There was only one way:
I quickly loaded a map.
I'm not funny, but I try.
There once was a marine with a shottie,
And man, did he think he was a hottie,
But the skulks, they all came...
And his aim was lame....
And now he is just a dead body....
Who's suit was radiant green
His HMG shined
His Welder whined
Then a skulk bit out his spleen
Alt last line: And his knife developed a sheen. See why i changed it?
There once was Commander SuckDown,
Yelling "You guys make me frown."
So along came a n00b team,
And all they could do is scream,
So he promptly made a turret town. <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo-->
There once was a marine named MacGee,
And he loved his HMG,
So at his base he would sit,
And have a great fit,
Until a great Onos he did see. <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
There once was a space travel future,
Where many a 'rine got a tutor,
In the fine art of trying
And how to keep from dying
In the jaws of skulking intruder. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
There once was a cute little Kharaa,
A gorge without any hair-a,
Many a female 'rine would
Pet its head if they could
And give it girly names like Sarah. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hehe, I'd better stop here, I could do this for quite some time, its alot of fun to make up silly rhymes about things, yippee, I gotta go get down off this high now somehow...
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There once was playtested nuke,
Even this is considered a fluke.
It had all sorts of damage
And a good amount of spamage
That it should make you puke.
This nuke had such potential,
For many a 'rine felt hopeful,
That Flayra would give them
A vastly daunting problem
Of dealing with a ruptured hull.
Argh, I can't stop, you just know I'll be back, damn this lymric obession... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->