Ridiculous Suggestions

TotallyLemon

Like the title says, here are some ridiculous suggestions:

• Cup holders for the Seamoth
• Sharks with lasers
• Whenever players make eye contacts with a peeper, the peeper yells, “I sees you!”
• Sliced bread
• Sonar vision… why not radar vision?!?
• Giant enemy crabs
• Players should be able to find Gordon Freeman in a cave, where he presents the player a crowbar of ultimate power. With it you can 720 buttersauce no-scope Reapers and fix the Aurora.
• Blue tide... like the brand-name laundry detergent
• Washing machines, caz them Gasopods done stank up my Radiation Suit!

Implement all these features immediately devs. Would make game 128.2% better.

Feel free to submit your own super awesome ultra cool suggestions!

Hexaphobia

Instead of water the ocean should be Mountain Dew.

The computer should be voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Also I would like to see this song be the background music at all times.

AlphaBlueArx

Yes! let's meet Gordon Freeman!

Let's also add Cave Jhonson, Chell, GLaDOS and a portal gun! XD

Captain_Pyro

- Bases that look like pineapples
- Garyfish saying "meow" the whole time

AlphaBlueArx

Rename the Gasopods Fartopods!

Coneshot

Instead of a fabricator cooking your food, have an actual French chef prepare whatever odd creature you bring aboard! (Or better yet have Gorden Ramsey!)

AlphaBlueArx

Let's add the mane 6 from my little pony! and also a friendship powered generator!!! or an element of harmony generator!

Rainbow Dash could take down the Reapers also!

TotallyLemon

AlphaBlueArx wrote: »

Let's add the mane 6 from my little pony! and also a friendship powered generator!!! or an element of harmony generator!

Rainbow Dash could take down the Reapers also!

Stakhanov

For extra realism , implement a hardcore mode where the player character has an acute fear of drowning , panicking when immersed.

Sunseahl

In The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind there was a giant crab SO BIG the people of Ald'ruhn used it's hallowed out remains for a wealthy district.

Coneshot

Sunseahl wrote: »

In The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind there was a giant crab SO BIG the people of Ald'ruhn used it's hallowed out remains for a wealthy district.

Wow! I bet that area smelled great in the heat of summer!

Lightdevil

ALIEN VIKINGS THAT TRAVEL THE SEA WITH THEIR COOL SHIPS!

AlphaBlueArx

Add a portal to the combine overworld!

Algoortheviking

You should hear this when a Reaper is near.

Sunseahl

Algoortheviking wrote: »

You should hear this when a Reaper is near.

And this when the Aurora goes up...

TotallyLemon

How about a creature that uses lava digestion?!?

dudebrains

Just a thought, but I think there should be sunglass peepers that have guitars and play salsa music

Lightdevil

TotallyLemon wrote: »

How about a creature that uses lava digestion?!?

Cheesus dude, stop beating that poor horse I agree it was a stupid idea of me, geez.

Sunseahl

The "Survivors" of the first Alterra crash built out the remains of the wreckage. The place became know as "Deep Base." The only other remaining structure is several thousands meters away, "Deep Base 9"

sayerulz

Add a Dalek invasion event!

Lightdevil

Sorry for bumping but i just had an idea that i wanted to share in form of a song Its in the title:

Deathawaits4

The game needs some pimp. Add some freakin Weed(Seaweed, you get it? best joke ever) And then you can plant them in your SEAweed farm. And then make a new weapon called The Hippy-Love gun. Smoke some weed with your bestest friend sharky the sand and Mister reaper every day. the population of the fish increases by 350 %. But watch out for the police! You hear right! Add some cool garyfish police officers. And dont let those Peepers peep on you!

And plx add 360 noscopes!

TotallyLemon

Deathawaits4 wrote: »

The game needs some pimp. Add some freakin Weed(Seaweed, you get it? best joke ever) And then you can plant them in your SEAweed farm. And then make a new weapon called The Hippy-Love gun. Smoke some weed with your bestest friend sharky the sand and Mister reaper every day. the population of the fish increases by 350 %. But watch out for the police! You hear right! Add some cool garyfish police officers. And dont let those Peepers peep on you!

And plx add 360 noscopes!

This music plays when you harvest your crop.

Deathawaits4

ThisVideo plays after you kill one of the garyfish, and you are forced to watch it!

TotallyLemon

I have this huge wall of text somewhere and it's filled with super specific ideas... if only I could find it...

sprousey01

this might sound odd but the seaQuest but no 1000ft long

Coneshot

Change the Cyclops horn to now play "La Cucaracha"

Captain_Pyro

Coneshot wrote: »

Change the Cyclops horn to now play "La Cucaracha"

or this

TotallyLemon

Creature saddles, especially for the Reefback!

Coneshot

change the cargo crates into aquarium treasure chests with lid lifting bubble action!

AlphaBlueArx

Let's allow the player to cook crashes! and make hot sauce out of them!

And the result would be a very spicy meal that allows the player to breathe fire!