Massive map flaw breaking gameplay/imersion/my sanity.

thefonzthefonz Join Date: 2011-06-22 Member: 105847Members
in NS2 General Discussion
On Docking, there are no toilets in locker room.

;)
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  • IndustryIndustry Esteemed Gentleman Join Date: 2010-07-13 Member: 72344Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Supporter
    thefonz wrote: »
    On Docking, there are no toilets in locker room.

    ;)

    Showers.... Oh lawd.

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  • Rellik_ptRellik_pt Join Date: 2013-01-22 Member: 181205Members
    yeah you right the bar also doesnt have toilets and thats agaisnt the law :p
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  • VolcanoVolcano Join Date: 2011-07-27 Member: 112496Members, Constellation
    I'm totally not immersed in bar without toilets being there
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  • ChizzlerChizzler Join Date: 2013-01-04 Member: 177532Members
    I don't like the idea of a skulk hiding in the toilet when I'm going to take a dump. No toilets is fine in my book! Generally by the time I've reached Bar or Locker Rooms, a Skulk or 2 have already made me s**t myself so I don't need one.
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  • meatmachinemeatmachine South England Join Date: 2013-01-06 Member: 177858Members, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Supporter
    What do you think that hole in the floor you build the res node on top of is for?
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  • bERt0rbERt0r Join Date: 2005-03-23 Member: 46181Members
    Think about the ladies!
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  • thefonzthefonz Join Date: 2011-06-22 Member: 105847Members
    _Necro_ wrote: »
    The TSF default marine armor has a build-in nanite-nutrition-system called: "Drain-Inclosed And Pressureless Excrement Runoff"
    Military term: D.I.A.P.E.R

    It works like a combat drug. How it exactly manages, to keep up the fitness to fight of heavily injured marines is top secret...
    And you probably don't want to know anyway.

    :D Very well played!
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    In Space Nobody Can Hear You Pee
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  • HughHugh Cameraman San Francisco, CA Join Date: 2010-04-18 Member: 71444NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Onos, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts
    _Necro_ wrote: »
    The TSF default marine armor has a build-in nanite-nutrition-system called: "Drain-Inclosed And Pressureless Excrement Runoff"
    Military term: D.I.A.P.E.R

    It works like a combat drug. How it exactly manages, to keep up the fitness to fight of heavily injured marines is top secret...
    And you probably don't want to know anyway.

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK ARMOURS?!
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  • Ghosthree3Ghosthree3 Join Date: 2010-02-13 Member: 70557Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    _Necro_ wrote: »
    The TSF default marine armor has a build-in nanite-nutrition-system called: "Drain-Inclosed And Pressureless Excrement Runoff"
    Military term: D.I.A.P.E.R

    Oh wow, I lol'd.
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  • IeptBarakatIeptBarakat The most difficult name to speak ingame. Join Date: 2009-07-10 Member: 68107Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited February 2013
    Strayan (NS2HD) wrote: »

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK ARMOURS?!

    The black armor face mask is actually a phasegate lined up to the marine's favorite snackfood and caffeinated beverages.
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  • SquishpokePOOPFACESquishpokePOOPFACE -21,248 posts (ignore below) Join Date: 2012-10-31 Member: 165262Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Clearly, the only solution is to create a map filled with nothing but toilets.
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  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    thefonz wrote: »
    On Docking, there are no toilets in locker room.

    ;)

    Wow, no one has said it?

    Nanites...

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  • extolloextollo Ping Blip Join Date: 2010-07-16 Member: 72457Members
    uwe didnt want blood splatter OR urine splatter in this game.
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  • _Necro__Necro_ Join Date: 2011-02-15 Member: 81895Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Strayan (NS2HD) wrote: »
    _Necro_ wrote: »
    The TSF default marine armor has a build-in nanite-nutrition-system called: "Drain-Inclosed And Pressureless Excrement Runoff"
    Military term: D.I.A.P.E.R

    It works like a combat drug. How it exactly manages, to keep up the fitness to fight of heavily injured marines is top secret...
    And you probably don't want to know anyway.

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK ARMOURS?!

    I don't know... I have seen some of them unload it into the forum. >:)
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