Dwarf Fortress

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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    "lolfighter lets loose a roar, fell and terrible!"
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    So that's lolfighter the unarmed soldier and sherpa the talentless peasant. Five more to go!
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    Can I at least be a male?
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Wh.. but..? Fine then! I shall be a woodcutter, five points! And... also an axedwarf, five points!
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I'll be a fisherdwarf, and the first to die. Spend my spare points on booze and dogs.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed! Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    I'm the miner! And Expedition leader!

    10 in mining, then 1 in each of organiser, judge of intent and record keeper. 2 in appraiser!
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1905529:date=Feb 21 2012, 08:26 PM:name=Retales)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Retales @ Feb 21 2012, 08:26 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1905529"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Pick a maximum of 10 points (with 5 being the highest one in any one skill)<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Well, you know what I mean. I meant max mining!
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Mining sucks! Real dwarves murder trees with their axes!
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    Cooking Dorf!
    let's say Cooking and Brewing
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Engineer dorf! Engineering and carpentry.

    --Scythe--
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I would help but there is already a useless peasant


    missed my calling
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    DF players exclusive club or? I'd like to be a janitor, 5 cleaning and 5 soapmaking :) Someone gotta clean up the mess you make (of each other).
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1905781:date=Feb 22 2012, 09:25 AM:name=That_Annoying_Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (That_Annoying_Kid @ Feb 22 2012, 09:25 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1905781"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I would help but there is already a useless peasant


    missed my calling<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    #$*& you! I'm talentless not useless.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    So this will be the crew:
    lolfighter, the axedwarf/woodcutter
    Align, the fisherdwarf
    Monkfish, the miner/leader
    Thansal, the cook/brewer
    Scythe, the engineer/carpenter
    Svenpa, the soaper/cleaner
    sherpa, the talentless

    Unless you take pride in your lack of talent, sherpa, there would be opening for a doctor or a mason. I'll start the game a bit later today.
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    Sweet, Dr. sherpa please!
  • ConfusedConfused Wait. What? Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12904Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Subnautica Playtester
    That's Dr. Sherpa, MD to the rest of us.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    And so our heroes have embarked on their journey. The spring already passed quite uneventfully. 'Monkfish' Enshallikot, expedition leader, dug some shelter and facilities for future food production. Noone in the group knows how to farm and 'Align' Istamasën's fishing skills are useless, because there's no fish around. Noone knows any masonry either, so furniture is provided by 'Scythe' Róthudil, Carpenter, from the wood cut down by 'lolfighter' Deduklimâr, militia commander.

    Other than that, most of the dwarfpower is being used for organizing stuff for future migrants and starting production.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Well great. At least me and Scythe are pulling our weight, so we all get to die in our freshly carpenter'd beds. OF STARVATION.

    I'm gonna ######' tantrum this ###### any minute now.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    17th Malachite
    9 migrants arrive. Only one with useful skills was a furnace operator. A few were assigned to work on the farm.

    6th Sandstone
    Another set of 9 migrants arrived. A few with decent weapon skills so they got drafted for the militia. There's no active training yet, though. Also among the migrants was a great armorsmith and a well trained craftsdwarf.

    13th Sandstone
    'Monkfish' reached legendary mining status. Hooray.

    20th Moonstone
    The caravan from the Mountainhomes, ”The Canyon of Squashing” depart for the winter. No trading took place, because the 'Monkfish', expedition leader was on a break.

    5th Opal
    'Scythe' Róthudil, Carpenter, withdraws from society. He picks up four logs and a rough chrysoberyl and begins a mysterious construction.

    10th Opal
    The mysterious construction is finished. It is a mango wood crutch, all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with mango wood and encircled with bands of mango wood. It's adorned with hanging rings of willow and menaces with spikes of chrysoberyl. Worth 28800 dorfbucks. 'Scythe' is now a legendary carpenter.

    Year 2
    10th Slate
    It's mid-spring in Carnagefountains. Stone and food production are in full swing. Huge areas of forest is being cut down in preparation for metal production. There's plenty of silver and copper near the surface. Better start the armor production and military training soon, before the goblins arrive.

    All the heroes are friends (or at least long-term acquaintances), except for 'Scythe' and 'Align' who hold a grudge with each other for some reason. Everyone is happy or ecstatic.
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    You leave Scythe alone, Align. He can kick your ass with nothing more than an elastic band and wire-frame coat hanger.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Scythe, I understand that you're angry at him for picking something useless like fishing, but you gotta chill out man. We have to pull together and make this work, alright? Also, I have an axe. If you two keep bickering like this I refuse to be held responsible for my actions.

    Speaking of axe, KILL ALL THE TREES! KILL THEM FOR ARMOK! FUEL FOR THE FURNACES! STAVES FOR THE BARRELS! PLANKS FOR THE BEDS! LET NOTHING THAT GROWS REMAIN UNEXPLOITED! <b>RAPE THIS LAND!!!</b>
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    edited February 2012
    <!--quoteo(post=1905969:date=Feb 22 2012, 11:40 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lolfighter @ Feb 22 2012, 11:40 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1905969"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Scythe, I understand that you're angry at him for picking something useless like fishing, but you gotta chill out man. We have to pull together and make this work, alright? Also, I have an axe. If you two keep bickering like this I refuse to be held responsible for my actions.

    Speaking of axe, KILL ALL THE TREES! KILL THEM FOR ARMOK! FUEL FOR THE FURNACES! STAVES FOR THE BARRELS! PLANKS FOR THE BEDS! LET NOTHING THAT GROWS REMAIN UNEXPLOITED! <b>RAPE THIS LAND!!!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You'll be pleased to know that currently the Stocks- screen states that there's 588 logs, 'lolfighter' is a legendary woodcutter and constantly chopping down more.

    Also, a vampire in the fort! A mason's corpse was found, drained of blood. [edit] And a second victim! A dwarven child. Maybe there's even two vampires, since the two deaths were so close together.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    What kind of place did you settle in that there's no fish?!
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    no attacks yet?

    also dig as far down as you can! RAAAAAH
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1906006:date=Feb 22 2012, 10:50 PM:name=Retales)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Retales @ Feb 22 2012, 10:50 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1906006"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You'll be pleased to know that currently the Stocks- screen states that there's 588 logs, 'lolfighter' is a legendary woodcutter and constantly chopping down more.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lolfighter has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1906083:date=Feb 23 2012, 02:51 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lolfighter @ Feb 23 2012, 02:51 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1906083"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->lolfighter has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Woodcutting interrupted, nothing to cut left. lolfighter is throwing a tantrum.
  • Chris0132Chris0132 Join Date: 2009-07-25 Member: 68262Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1905605:date=Feb 21 2012, 11:06 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lolfighter @ Feb 21 2012, 11:06 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1905605"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Wh.. but..? Fine then! I shall be a woodcutter, five points! And... also an axedwarf, five points!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Doesn't woodcutting add to axe proficiency?
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Lolf, do you really want to threaten someone who made a crutch with a gigantic gemstone spike on the bottom?

    --Scythe--
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    6th Moonstone
    Our fears are confirmed as Urist Thalaldoren transfroms into a weregecko. He was attacked by one some time ago. He was carrying with him an infection that not even 'sherpa's medical expertise could cure or even identify. He was resting alone when the transformation occurred and now we must just hope noone else is infected. And that the doors hold...
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