Meet the Scout

DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
edited April 2008 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Do you know who your talking to? Do you?</div>gimme mah sammich, ######.
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  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    Not as good as the others but still fun to watch. /me looks forward to the rest.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Hm. I won't have as much fun playing the scout now that I know he's a complete bunghole. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    Still, here's hoping for more awesome videos.

    --Scythe--
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    On the contrary. I will now have even more fun playing the Scout, knowing he's a complete bunghole. =D
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1676236:date=Apr 18 2008, 11:20 PM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scythe @ Apr 18 2008, 11:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1676236"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hm. I won't have as much fun playing the scout now that I know he's a complete bunghole. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, he's a New Yorker. There's a difference.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    favorite moment: The scout dodging the heavy's blows and screaming back.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Hahaha God I love the scout. He's me in a video game.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    You can also get the steam version if you just find out the steam://??? address. I forget what it was, and it's not in my history...
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  • UnderwhelmedUnderwhelmed DemoDetective #?&#33; Join Date: 2006-09-19 Member: 58026Members, Constellation
    I wish my scout could dodge SGs too.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Finally!
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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited April 2008
    All these vids hold surprisingly high quality in both style, graphic enhancement and humor. Maybe it's just the delay but I find this video best against the other ones.

    Anyone else note the "Copyright LOLOLOL" when the scout starts talking?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    That was in either the soldier or demoman splash screen too, I forgot which.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1676236:date=Apr 19 2008, 05:20 AM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scythe @ Apr 19 2008, 05:20 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1676236"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hm. I won't have as much fun playing the scout now that I know he's a complete bunghole. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    Still, here's hoping for more awesome videos.

    --Scythe--<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    When you press g/taunt, he simulates doggy style sex... you should have known he was going to be a chav.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I don't see how it wasn't completely obvious from his entire overall attitude. You can't have played Scout much if it took you this long to realize he's an obnoxious ######. You play Scout BECAUSE he's an obnoxious ###### and because other people hate you for it, because you run circles around them, because you weapon-heckle pyros and spin-heckle heavies, because you dance around at medium range while soldiers futilely try to land a rocket hit on you, because you attack from unexpected angles and rape a medic and then flee before their buddy can turn around and smear you across the landscape. Everything about the Scout screams "I am an ###### and I love that you hate me for it."
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited April 2008
    Well I play scout. I'm an obnoxious prick, we all know this. So it must have been obvioius to most <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I've found spin-heckling to be hilarious. You shoot a heavy until he spins up, then hide. If he spins down, you run out and shoot him some more.

    Quite in general, bullying heavies is fun. If you pistol them from far away they have real trouble doing any serious damage to you, and you can shave a good bit of their health off for when your buddies get around to taking them down.
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited April 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1676251:date=Apr 19 2008, 07:34 AM:name=Svenpa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Svenpa @ Apr 19 2008, 07:34 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1676251"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Anyone else note the "Copyright LOLOLOL" when the scout starts talking?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    anyone else get a flashback?:

    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CForrester)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><CForrester> Arrrrr.
    <CForrester> I AM MEPHMAGE
    <CForrester> RESPECT ME
    <CForrester> RESPECT ME SO I CAN DISRESPECT YOU AND THEN SAY THAT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME OLOLOLO � 2004 ME!!!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Fun as always but you know we're all waiting for the awesome that will be the pyro video =D
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Or the medic.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1676268:date=Apr 19 2008, 01:27 PM:name=Geminosity)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Geminosity @ Apr 19 2008, 01:27 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1676268"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Fun as always but you know we're all waiting for the awesome that will be the pyro video =D<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Same; Mhmmhmhmh!? MHMHMHM!!!!
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Seems/feels shorter than the others, but the "Hey. 'Sup" and the heavy's face more than make up for it.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    It's actually about the same length as the others.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited April 2008
    I love it, they have all something psychotic about them. I mean just look at his facial expression <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    Doesn't everyone love to harras snipers on 2fort as a scout?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited April 2008
    YES.

    Unfortunately, a good sniper will swat you out of the air before you can get to him. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    Higher resolution version on Steam now by the way.
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Also note that after he pokes the camera, the smudge mark stays there for the rest of it.

    <3
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Yeah, I saw that too. I moist for such little effects.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I don't see no smudge. Sure y'all shouldn't clean your screens?
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Look closer...closer...even closelier....
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    I wish sentries missed me that easily.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited April 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1676292:date=Apr 20 2008, 12:20 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Apr 20 2008, 12:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1676292"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I don't see no smudge. Sure y'all shouldn't clean your screens?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Try this link instead (of same youtube) for higher quality

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4&fmt=18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4&fmt=18</a>

    @lolfighter,
    Snipers will usually get the "damnit frikking annoying ######" syndrome. Which will throw of their aim, besides it works a charm with teamplay scouts. TEAMfortress 2 has no "I" in it <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> Also from what I've seen it's a gamble, where 9/10 times you will get across without them noticing you as they are in sniper war with your team snipers <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    From Valve on the scout:

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    So, he's an eighth son. That means he's a wizard!

    /me runs away.
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