I BLEW UP NOODLES!

Depot

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Wrap an egg up in 6+ layers of kitchen tissue. Leave in microwave until you hear *pop*. Remove from tissure, spread on bread <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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Maximus grossness, as in ewwwwwwwwe... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

PogoP

I've heard microwaved water is quite tasty too.

Thaldarin

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I've heard microwaved water is quite tasty too.
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Microwaving a bowl of water for a long period of time is a good way to clean a microwave. Not sure I'd drink it <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

tjosan

Then as you lift it out of the oven and the water cools in random places - poof. Yey

That_Annoying_Kid

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This topic is a very educational one isn't it?

Serious posting.
lol
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indeed

the best part was the happy ending

Zig

ITT: people who have screwed up "cooking" in the microwave,

and by that measure,

ITT: people who are a true danger to society.

BlackMage

step 1: cut a single grape nearly in half (into two hemispheres connected by a tab of skin)
step 2: place hemispheres in the middle of microwave, skin side down
step 3: cover with a glass (if made of glass, even better)
step 4: set microwave to five minutes
step 5: set microwave to max power
step 6: turn on
step 7: wait for bright lights
step 8: wait ten more seconds
step 9: open microwave immediately
step 10: enjoy your toxic gases and flying glass shards!

Haze

PLASMA!

Thansal

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I used this
<a href="http://www.epinions.com/content_178804264580" target="_blank">http://www.epinions.com/content_178804264580</a>, works very well. So yes, you can put egg in the microwave.
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If that honestly works I so need to get one of those.

I love hard boiled eggs but I am a lazy git.

Paranoia2MB

Kitchen still smells like burnt flour tortillas lol.

But it's fading away now. =)