Medspam- Can make any marine meal look unappealing.
Armory humping- Remember, the next time you need that useless extra ammo before being digested by that onos outside your base: no glove, no love <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Super rine who thinks com is stupid : To keep each hive room safe please drop 1 ob, 2 turrets elec and adavance, pg, 10 turrets, 4 sieges, armory, com chair. Proto lab, arms lab, rt, ips , hmgs, and an HA with a welder at base. (one part of this senstance split it up into two places). also if a skulk comes running to attack beware it can bite and sometimes it will jump! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> AHH!
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /><!--endemo--> Also beware of the flying gorge!
<!--QuoteBegin-(KCSA) Robert Paulson+Sep 25 2003, 05:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ((KCSA) Robert Paulson @ Sep 25 2003, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Not completely my own, just some revamped common sayings:
"A chuckle a day keeps the Marines away!"
"Ask not what your gorge can do for you, but what you can do for your gorge."
"Shotgun - When absolutely every alien has to die"
"What do you mean we have no comm chair, we have 1000 resources!"
"To comm or not to comm, that is the question"
"Neither Skulk, nor Fade, nor Onos, nor Lerk of night stays these Marines from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
"When in doubt, mines!"
Actual in game quote! "OMG!!! There is a big friggin COW!!!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Good ones, I especially like the gorge one.
<!--QuoteBegin-spetznatz+Mar 10 2004, 11:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (spetznatz @ Mar 10 2004, 11:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Being a host of Ausns Radio down here in australia, me and a friend have made some ns and not-so ns themed commercials. Some of the ideas here kick ****, I might like to implement some if it's no problem. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Use away...
BTW...nice necromancy on a thread that I really liked! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
If you miss your lover so much, there always the armory <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
remenber to look both ways before you cross da road <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Parasite problems? Being called "pincushion boy" by the other marines? Do not despair! Our Medicinal Spore Clouds can help you get rid of those unwanted guests! (for heavy armour users look under the "Therapeutical Lava Pits" section).
"Are you a big guy with a big heart? So you really don't want to hurt anyone and just want to scare then a little to get some peace? So all this violence is making you sad and you need to get back to the womb really quick? Redemption Etherlines: for the homesick onos" (music cue: "Bridge over troubled water")
"Ventilation Savings is the safest place to put your resource points. 15 rps on a knife-rack called resource tower?!? 40 in a obscenely-humongous-siege-target a.k.a. hive? Why? Get ready for those dread ping times with just 10 for starters! In no time you can have 2, 3 or even 4 defense chambers in a cozy vent duct! Call 0800-FriggingCoward now!"
"OMG stack!!!" "No we went random!" "ya... random stacking!"
...maybe it sounded funnier when I said it over the voice comm?
<b>-The Prodigal Rine-</b> There was a commander who had ten marines divided in five squads. One day, the nubbiest one in squad five said to his commander, "Commander, let me have the share of the res that will come to me." So the commander dropped him a shotgun and let him on his way. This young new player picked up his shotgun and, after he had thorougly humped the armoury, left for a distant hive where he fired off some shells. When he had spent all of his ammo reserves he began to feel the pinch so he pulled out his pistol and fired upon one of the local inhabitants who bit deeply into him. He would willingly have finished him off even with the lesser caliber pistol but no ammo was made available to him. Then he came to his senses and said, "How many of my commander's marines have all the ammo they want and more, and here am I dying of biteguns! I will leave this place and go to my commander and say: Commander, I have sinned against the TSA and against you; I no longer deserve to be called squad five; treat me as one of your nub marines..." So he left the hive and went back to base. While he was still a long way off, his commander saw him on the minimap and was moved with pity. He scrolled over to the marine, clicked on him and dropped him many medpacks. Then his marine said, "Commander, I have sinned against the TSA and against you. I no longer deserve to be called squad five." But the commander said to his other marines, "Quick! Drop one of your HMGs and give it to him; put a welder in his hands and jetpack on his back. Build the armoury I have dropped and advance it; we will celebrate by humping it, because this marine of mine was dead and has come back to life; he was lost and is found." And they began to hump the advanced armoury. Now the veteran marine also in squad five was out in the double res room, and on his way back, as he drew near the base, he could hear the sound of ammo loading and blinking flashlights. Calling one of the marines he asked what it was all about. The marine told him, "Your squad five marine has come, and we our humping the armoury the commander has been advancing because he has got him back safe and sound." He was angry then and refuesd to go in, and his commander came out and began to urge him to come in; but he retorted to his ocmmander, "All these games I have slaved for you and never once disobeyed any orders of yours, yet you never offered me so much as an ammo pack for me to take down a res node. But, for this nub marine of yours, when he comes back after asking for a shotgun and rambo-ing the hive- he and his bad aim- you hump the armoury we had been advancing." The commander said, "My rine, you are in my view always, and all that I drop is yours. But it was only right we should celebrate and hump, because your teammate here was dead and has come to life, he was lost and is found." <b>TSA 3:24</b>
Comments
Can make any marine meal look unappealing.
Armory humping-
Remember, the next time you need that useless extra ammo before being digested by that onos outside your base: no glove, no love <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /><!--endemo--> Also beware of the flying gorge!
and
Get your skulks in bulk to make any marine sulk
or
sh*t comm fertilizer, garenteed to make your turret farm grow.
For every egg you kill, a skulk is born
Remeber that thousands of marines humped this very armoury before you did
Blinking - when marines are not laughing enough already
"A chuckle a day keeps the Marines away!"
"Ask not what your gorge can do for you, but what you can do for your gorge."
"Shotgun - When absolutely every alien has to die"
"What do you mean we have no comm chair, we have 1000 resources!"
"To comm or not to comm, that is the question"
"Neither Skulk, nor Fade, nor Onos, nor Lerk of night stays these Marines from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
"When in doubt, mines!"
Actual in game quote!
"OMG!!! There is a big friggin COW!!!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Good ones, I especially like the gorge one.
Use away...
BTW...nice necromancy on a thread that I really liked! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
remenber to look both ways before you cross da road <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo-->
j/k
Be sure to look in both directions. Look carefully at double res: one onos might hide another.
True fact # 57
"Parasite problems? Being called "pincushion boy" by the other marines? Do not despair! Our Medicinal Spore Clouds can help you get rid of those unwanted guests! (for heavy armour users look under the "Therapeutical Lava Pits" section).
"Are you a big guy with a big heart? So you really don't want to hurt anyone and just want to scare then a little to get some peace? So all this violence is making you sad and you need to get back to the womb really quick? Redemption Etherlines: for the homesick onos" (music cue: "Bridge over troubled water")
"Ventilation Savings is the safest place to put your resource points. 15 rps on a knife-rack called resource tower?!? 40 in a obscenely-humongous-siege-target a.k.a. hive? Why? Get ready for those dread ping times with just 10 for starters! In no time you can have 2, 3 or even 4 defense chambers in a cozy vent duct! Call 0800-FriggingCoward now!"
"No we went random!"
"ya... random stacking!"
...maybe it sounded funnier when I said it over the voice comm?
<b>-The Prodigal Rine-</b>
There was a commander who had ten marines divided in five squads. One day, the nubbiest one in squad five said to his commander, "Commander, let me have the share of the res that will come to me." So the commander dropped him a shotgun and let him on his way. This young new player picked up his shotgun and, after he had thorougly humped the armoury, left for a distant hive where he fired off some shells. When he had spent all of his ammo reserves he began to feel the pinch so he pulled out his pistol and fired upon one of the local inhabitants who bit deeply into him. He would willingly have finished him off even with the lesser caliber pistol but no ammo was made available to him. Then he came to his senses and said, "How many of my commander's marines have all the ammo they want and more, and here am I dying of biteguns! I will leave this place and go to my commander and say: Commander, I have sinned against the TSA and against you; I no longer deserve to be called squad five; treat me as one of your nub marines..." So he left the hive and went back to base.
While he was still a long way off, his commander saw him on the minimap and was moved with pity. He scrolled over to the marine, clicked on him and dropped him many medpacks. Then his marine said, "Commander, I have sinned against the TSA and against you. I no longer deserve to be called squad five." But the commander said to his other marines, "Quick! Drop one of your HMGs and give it to him; put a welder in his hands and jetpack on his back. Build the armoury I have dropped and advance it; we will celebrate by humping it, because this marine of mine was dead and has come back to life; he was lost and is found." And they began to hump the advanced armoury.
Now the veteran marine also in squad five was out in the double res room, and on his way back, as he drew near the base, he could hear the sound of ammo loading and blinking flashlights. Calling one of the marines he asked what it was all about. The marine told him, "Your squad five marine has come, and we our humping the armoury the commander has been advancing because he has got him back safe and sound." He was angry then and refuesd to go in, and his commander came out and began to urge him to come in; but he retorted to his ocmmander, "All these games I have slaved for you and never once disobeyed any orders of yours, yet you never offered me so much as an ammo pack for me to take down a res node. But, for this nub marine of yours, when he comes back after asking for a shotgun and rambo-ing the hive- he and his bad aim- you hump the armoury we had been advancing."
The commander said, "My rine, you are in my view always, and all that I drop is yours. But it was only right we should celebrate and hump, because your teammate here was dead and has come to life, he was lost and is found."
<b>TSA 3:24</b>
excerpt from the TSA Bible.