Need Funny/comercial Slogans
Ollj
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
<div class="IPBDescription">TSAnoobs / ArmoryHumping / ResWhoring.</div> I NEED some funny or comercial slogans you could imagine to see on a poster or in a TV spot for:
TSA Noobs:
"Its far future, we travel light speed, have nanno tech, and still fight huge aliens with a heap of 15 year old kids holding ballistic weapons and research the same stuff in the same locations all the time. Join the TSA."
Armory humping:
"You loose base, you could kill tons of aliens in a group, you could secure resnodes and phasegate outposts, but not without wasting tons of in getting full ammo just to die by a skulk from behind while your teammates get devoured. Kinda addicted to ammo."
Res whoring:
"No, we dont need that 4 resnodes or a second hive soon, I like getting my res for a one hive onos slowly just to die in my first carpace rush. What? NS is more than getting onos to win, or die and leave the screwed team with f4?"
build DMC, drop me HMG:
"This is about publics, we dont need a strategy or teamwork, all we need is DC, and than movement chambers, or lots of better guns, ASAP, i dont care if you got the res, im saving for my own, i dont care for RTs, get the freaking chambers, drop me a HMG, or we all gonna die in this mindless FFA battle, noob comm, stupid gorges."
Thoose slogans should be short and easy to keep in mind, maybe rimes, any idea.
Maybe they become semi oficial funny sayings ingame.
TSA Noobs:
"Its far future, we travel light speed, have nanno tech, and still fight huge aliens with a heap of 15 year old kids holding ballistic weapons and research the same stuff in the same locations all the time. Join the TSA."
Armory humping:
"You loose base, you could kill tons of aliens in a group, you could secure resnodes and phasegate outposts, but not without wasting tons of in getting full ammo just to die by a skulk from behind while your teammates get devoured. Kinda addicted to ammo."
Res whoring:
"No, we dont need that 4 resnodes or a second hive soon, I like getting my res for a one hive onos slowly just to die in my first carpace rush. What? NS is more than getting onos to win, or die and leave the screwed team with f4?"
build DMC, drop me HMG:
"This is about publics, we dont need a strategy or teamwork, all we need is DC, and than movement chambers, or lots of better guns, ASAP, i dont care if you got the res, im saving for my own, i dont care for RTs, get the freaking chambers, drop me a HMG, or we all gonna die in this mindless FFA battle, noob comm, stupid gorges."
Thoose slogans should be short and easy to keep in mind, maybe rimes, any idea.
Maybe they become semi oficial funny sayings ingame.
Comments
I can see why you need other people to come up with NS slogans ( <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ), but what are you going to do with them?
Old ideas were:
"Distress bacon, tasty skulk meal"
"Phase Pizza, We bring the food right to your hive"
"Porsil Egg washing, prevents fading since 1909"
"Turrents, keeping your klorfs lork free."
Sparayed in the right time its damn funny.
How bout "Whenever you get kitted up and the commander tells you to wait because theres a sens trap, who knows better?? You of course! Become an Onos snack today, ignore the scanner sweeping comm <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
U like the chunky HA backside , eh ollj <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
"F4...what is it good for! Absolutely nothin!"
One out of every ten onos death was caused by elevator related accidents.
TSA Marines: The Other White Meat
TSA Marines: Its Whats for Dinner
Got Bile?
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Here's my own...
One out of every ten onos death was caused by elevator related accidents. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So very true... Curse you Half Life elevators!
Woo, 400!
<ul>
<li>Waypoints: they aren't just for decoration anymore.
<li>You aren't going to win a free decoder ring when you reach the bottom of that armoury.
<li>I know I picked "random team", but this is ridiculous.
<li>Mmm! Fresh newbies!
<li>It doesn't matter how big your gun is if you can't hit anything with it.
<li>Cleanse the intruders! They are filthy, and need a bath!
</ul>
....and I'm out.
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You know I just pi ssed my pants <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<span style='color:black'>.</span><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hidden
Sensory
Chamber</span></span>
<span style='color:black'>.....</span><span style='color:red'>|</span><span style='color:black'>...</span><span style='color:red'>|</span>
<span style='color:black'>.....</span><span style='color:red'>|</span><span style='color:black'>...</span><span style='color:red'>|</span>
<span style='color:black'>...</span><span style='color:red'>-------</span>
<span style='color:black'>....</span><span style='color:red'>\</span><span style='color:black'>....</span><span style='color:red'>/</span>
<span style='color:black'>......</span><span style='color:red'>\/</span>
<li>Cleanse the intruders! They are filthy, and need a bath!
</ul>
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And they have lice :/
Don't want to get your gorge hair all scratchy would you?
Slim Red, loose weight by Redeeming only 3 times a day.
I'll try and add something more useful when I'm not running on 4 hours of sleep. NS and 8 am classes don't mix.
We have the solution! Phasegates!
Order your Phasegate today and get 3 jummy light Marines for free!
"A chuckle a day keeps the Marines away!"
"Ask not what your gorge can do for you, but what you can do for your gorge."
"Shotgun - When absolutely every alien has to die"
"What do you mean we have no comm chair, we have 1000 resources!"
"To comm or not to comm, that is the question"
"Neither Skulk, nor Fade, nor Onos, nor Lerk of night stays these Marines from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
"When in doubt, mines!"
Actual in game quote!
"OMG!!! There is a big friggin COW!!!"
Choose your future.
Choose the TSA.
Someone: God, I hate Spore! Its bad enough Lerks can fly!
Me: Would you rather they hovar without flapping?
Oh, come on, someone had to do it! Although, that up there was said in game.
Being a comm is like having 10 girlfriends. They all want something from you,
And if you give something to 1 of them, the other 9 start bitching.
The hive is like a person in a wheelchair holding your Pepsi, with little kids throwing rocks at him, and you have to try and save your Pepsi.
And if you give something to 1 of them, the other 9 start bitching.
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That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
That was the best game i ever played.
all three amour upgrades - 90 res
shotgun and Heavy Amour - 35 res
getting devoured by a cloaked onos as you run out of marine base alone because your an idiot - priceless
had to be done <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->