[mhum] Uber Knife Hack

Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
edited October 2003 in NS Customization
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<img src='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/images/UberKnife.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

<b>Give it time to load! It's kind of big!</b>

This is humour. It will not be released to the public for these reasons:

a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].

b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.

c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself.

I felt like taking a look at the lighter side of custom modelling. Feel free to delete this thread if it is felt to be inappropriate. If you do, though, please at least leave <a href='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/site/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=378&post_id=2052&order=0&viewmode=thread&pid=0&forum=6#2052' target='_blank'>this link</a>, if possible. Thank you. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    Ahhhh thats good stuff...

    "For when you have too much cr** on your knife to use it"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    well, this was kinda strange O_o
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    It's based on a number of requests that I've seen made here and there on HL mod forums.
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  • 343_guilty_spark343_guilty_spark Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17462Members
    HAHAHA oh my thats brilliant. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
    can i get it on special request...


    like send it to me plz...

    Ronaldowen@blueyonder.co.uk
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  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    Oh man, now the whole "movie" appeard <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    This would be so sweet <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--=DD=Wolf Kahler+Oct 24 2003, 01:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (=DD=Wolf Kahler @ Oct 24 2003, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is humour. It will not be released to the public for these reasons:

    a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].

    b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.

    c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It has not been compiled and, as far as I know, can not and will not be compiled. It is for humourous purposes only, not release. I'm sorry, but there can't be any exceptions.
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Insane presentation wolf <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I like how every attachment is actually unique, unlike the <a href='http://bbs.clandeadgoat.net/viewtopic.php?t=3189' target='_blank'>joke hack</a> on the CDG forums.
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  • Lucid_MelodyLucid_Melody Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13772Members
    Is the knife itself (without all the bells and whistles) somewhere out there? It's time to replace that laser knife I've been using <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    It's a flat grayscale recolour of the AvP2 knife. I know it was released here some time back, but there is a similar one on the <a href='http://gunshop.clandeadgoat.net/knives/bayonet/knives.htm' target='_blank'>Clan of the Dead Goat Gunshop site</a>.

    There are some damned nice pieces on that Uber-USP. O_O The bipod, for example. Never seen that before. Do you know any big CS custom model sites that are still open? I've tried finding some, but I can't. The big hackjob site was down last time I checked, and CSCenter hasn't been up in ages. Four different scopes and sights. Geez. >_<
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <a href='http://www.counterstrikeshome.de' target='_blank'>http://www.counterstrikeshome.de</a> - about the size of CSC (i think) without the CSplayer retardedness. It's in german though. I *think* that bipod might be on a model in CSnation, not very sure tho.
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    Danke. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.... We always made a joke about it on IRC... and there it is... We only made a joke of underslung grenade launcher, silencer, bipod, and lasersight though... but we did do the bayonet thing. XD
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  • DelarosaDelarosa Naturally Custom Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10214Members, NS1 Playtester
    thank you wolf, after sleeping for close to 12 hours, it's nice to have something funny to wake up to.
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    No problem, Del. Happy to help. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BAshhBAshh Join Date: 2003-08-26 Member: 20222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    sad thing is, that looks cool lol <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    lol, I dont call it a knife anymore. I call it a gun with a useless blade in the far back hand corner of it all. lmao
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  • Fox_OneFox_One Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12310Members
    ROFL!!!!
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  • BlackPantherBlackPanther Join Date: 2002-02-11 Member: 197Members
    omg...

    It CAN compile with quite a bit of work... but getting it to NOT use up 50% of your screen is the real challenge <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    Please send it to BP/ Let him optimize it and get it working in NS. It would be fantastic and hillarious.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    mmm, imagine the flourish animation possibilities.
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    Sorry, but no. It's got a hundred textures and I can't see myself hunting down all the thousand names for the credits list.
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  • ThiefThief Ownage Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19214Members, Constellation
    LMAO - Classic!!!
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  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    OMGOMGOMG!!11 IT HAS TEH HANDEH CNANON!!11


    ...how handy.
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  • Cheez1Cheez1 Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12900Members
    Now THAT is a knife!!!!
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  • FohteeFohtee Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13346Members
    haha that's awesome. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Thanks for making me fall off my chair laughing.
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  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    You're welcome. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ha.ze+Oct 24 2003, 05:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ha.ze @ Oct 24 2003, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol, I dont call it a knife anymore. I call it a gun with a useless blade in the far back hand corner of it all. lmao <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl i think your on the right track but i call it a gun with a knife as a handle
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  • 1219am1219am Join Date: 2003-10-10 Member: 21560Members
    Just gimme that damn knife!
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  • SilentMurdererSilentMurderer Join Date: 2002-10-30 Member: 1751Members
    can you send that model, UNCOMPILED to me? (robdah89@hotmail.com)

    I won't release, only Have it, i collect fun models <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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