[mhum] Uber Knife Hack
Wolf_Kahler
Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
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<img src='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/images/UberKnife.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<b>Give it time to load! It's kind of big!</b>
This is humour. It will not be released to the public for these reasons:
a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].
b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.
c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself.
I felt like taking a look at the lighter side of custom modelling. Feel free to delete this thread if it is felt to be inappropriate. If you do, though, please at least leave <a href='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/site/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=378&post_id=2052&order=0&viewmode=thread&pid=0&forum=6#2052' target='_blank'>this link</a>, if possible. Thank you. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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ENJoY +He c0mp051+e 1NTRoDuC+I0n mOV13 8EL0w.
<img src='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/images/UberKnife.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<b>Give it time to load! It's kind of big!</b>
This is humour. It will not be released to the public for these reasons:
a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].
b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.
c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself.
I felt like taking a look at the lighter side of custom modelling. Feel free to delete this thread if it is felt to be inappropriate. If you do, though, please at least leave <a href='http://www.clandirtydozen.com/site/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=378&post_id=2052&order=0&viewmode=thread&pid=0&forum=6#2052' target='_blank'>this link</a>, if possible. Thank you. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Comments
"For when you have too much cr** on your knife to use it"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
like send it to me plz...
Ronaldowen@blueyonder.co.uk
This would be so sweet <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].
b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.
c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It has not been compiled and, as far as I know, can not and will not be compiled. It is for humourous purposes only, not release. I'm sorry, but there can't be any exceptions.
I like how every attachment is actually unique, unlike the <a href='http://bbs.clandeadgoat.net/viewtopic.php?t=3189' target='_blank'>joke hack</a> on the CDG forums.
There are some damned nice pieces on that Uber-USP. O_O The bipod, for example. Never seen that before. Do you know any big CS custom model sites that are still open? I've tried finding some, but I can't. The big hackjob site was down last time I checked, and CSCenter hasn't been up in ages. Four different scopes and sights. Geez. >_<
It CAN compile with quite a bit of work... but getting it to NOT use up 50% of your screen is the real challenge <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
...how handy.
rofl i think your on the right track but i call it a gun with a knife as a handle
I won't release, only Have it, i collect fun models <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->