Best Pick Up Line?

Jammer · August 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">Stories Welcome</div> I've never used a pick up line, but college is coming. I should get plenty of practice. And slaps.

Anyway, the best one I've heard...
"Fat Penguin"
(Girl looks at you funny, says 'What?' and giggles a little.)
Oh sorry. I needed something to break the ice.

Also, keep this clean, along the lines of cheesy, not dirty. Nothing too explicit. This is a family game. Kinda.

Marik_Steele · August 2003

"Fat penguin" might make the girl in question wonder "Did he just call me a fat penguin?" It catches her off-guard all right, but using a different adjective for said penguin might achieve the same effect with less of a risk.

Best pick-up-line type trick I've ever learned is for a specific but common scenario: you approach a girl with any other pick up line and are told she's waiting for her blind date. Accept the rejection calmly and walk away, but move to a location where you will see her facial expression (if you're an expert, within hearing distance as well) when she meets her blind date.

From there, call the shot depending on what you see, because this next move can be disastrous if you call it wrong. If she has an immediate and utterly horrible reaction to the blind date's looks or actions, move in and use a very generic line like "Hey, I didn't expect you to be here so early, how's it going?" Use whatever subtle body language to give her the hint that if she plays along, she can ditch the loser. Congrats, your opening move is being a hero.

Risk: if you move in too soon/too late, misread her reaction, or otherwise screw up, both of them will give you a look as if you've just offended them. Best to move on to another bar or party.

Diablus · August 2003

nononononono dont ever use a "pickup line" they are canned and a girl wont like that. actually to tell you the truth my dad has a mens health magazine and seeing after i read this article and when i was on vacation i also saw this: women 90% of the time make the first move, say your at a club with some friends talking, leave the group and go on your own girls dont want to disrupt you in a deep convo with the guys becuase they have the same insecurities as men sdo when they go for the move, after you leave the group turn the other way and look around for girls checking you out, dont slouch over your drink either, smile to people to make yourself look approachable and friendly. look for hints that women also use to get yu to try and go for them, such as a slick back of the hair with movments of slight twiching , lickin of lips, etc. also try and make eye contact, say for about 3 seconds then turn your head shyly aalso try and give her a nice smile, not a huge scary smile just a nice friendly one and look away shyly, then repeat. then if she walks over to you use a line like: im so glad you came over here, i was just building up the courage to go over by you if she looks nervous. if she looks like shes confident she can get you then say something like "im suprised you made it over here with all those guys looking at you." but say she doesnt come over, go over to her and say : i find you very attractive, may i join you? or may i buy you a drink? DONT EVER USE A CANNED LINE!!!!!! use something about her, like her necklace or say she has a very nice name, also use pros, like a cell phone, or beeper, or anything else you two can get into common with, props are also a very good starting lines, well good luck to you and if u have ne ques, ill be glad to answer you, belive me women almost all the time make the first move, you just dont see it becuase its so short or slight

EDIT: Please excuse my horrible typing grammar skills <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Quaunaut · August 2003

"Hi"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After this, she usually says something.

Zig · August 2003

nice shoes....

edit: that's your queue, guys. speak up!

Gliss · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Aug 22 2003, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Hi"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After this, she usually says something.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
ROFL HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF

Zig · August 2003

NICE SHOES......

OttoDestruct · August 2003

CS pickup line:

"Baby you can difuse MY bomb any time you want."

Jammer · August 2003

An even better CS line:
"Baby, you set me off the way you diffuse that bomb." :-P

Zig · August 2003

er...

here. just.... here. good thing i found it in this dictionary thing. a classic.

<a href='http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nice+shoes' target='_blank'>Nice shoes...</a>

enf0rcer · August 2003

LOL look down that page .. nice shoes... wanna <span style='color:orange'>edited. true, if you don't want to read language like that, you probably should get off the internet, but at least don't avoid the swear filter here.</span>

Zig · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (enf0rcer @ Aug 23 2003, 05:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> LOL look down that page .. nice shoes... </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
DUH.... that's like, the whole <i>thing</i>. except you can't SAY that here. <span style='color:orange'>Darn right you can't. I was wondering why you were repeating "nice shoes"...I for one wouldn't have thought of bothering with the Urban Dictionary.</span>

Jane · August 2003

My two cents:

nice shoes= you're screwed/ slapped I wouldn't reccomend it <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

You have such beautiful eyes is one of my personal favs, but make sure you look at their eyes when you say this. . . not their chest, butt, legs, or whatever.

"Hi, how are you doing?" seems to work pretty well too, especially becase if they are taken, you're in the clear, you're just trying to be nice. Then if they aren't taken you get into <enter compliment here> mode, then you should be good to go.

If they have a dog with them, sweet, these are the easy ones. Say "Aw what a gorgeous dog, what's their name?" Emphasis on <i>their</i> as to not to insult them by saying the wrong gender.

BTW, an easy way to pick up chicks on a college campus is to have a dog, if you don't have one volunteer at a sheter where you can walk them, dogs are an excellent ice-breaker. Then on top of you having a dog they see you are volunteering at a dog shelter they'll be puddy. Especially because most people at college, girls or guys are missing their pets at home (*weeps* I miss my kitty), so they'll be dieing to pet something. . . <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

I hope these suggestions work boys, goodluck, and I hope you enjoy/ behave at college!

--Jane

Zig · August 2003

if none of that works, tho, you can always get back to her spankin kicks.

i used it on my gf, and she just laughed in my face. ~,~

eediot · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 23 2003, 06:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> if none of that works, tho, you can always get back to her spankin kicks.

i used it on my gf, and she just laughed in my face. ~,~  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
pardon??

what does this mean

Diablus · August 2003

are we going to help jammer or fool around <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> ?

now read my post or die!!!!!!... jk <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · August 2003

"I'm wealthy"

Vyvn · August 2003

In health (sex ed) class, we did this thing where the boys and the girls each made lists of the things that were most attractive in the opposite sex. And surprisingly, a guy being rich was really low on the list. The most important thing was...bah, I forget. I think it was something stupid like a "nice smile." And no pasty white boys, either, doh.

I suppose being loaded could help in certain cases, though..

BlaqWolf · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "I'm wealthy"  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
lol....

"Why, yes. that IS my red corvette!"

MonsieurEvil · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vyvn @ Aug 23 2003, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In health (sex ed) class, we did this thing where the boys and the girls each made lists of the things that were most attractive in the opposite sex. And surprisingly, a guy being rich was really low on the list. The most important thing was...bah, I forget. I think it was something stupid like a "nice smile." And no pasty white boys, either, doh.

I suppose being loaded could help in certain cases, though..  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Welcome to 'pretend school land'. Check any source you want - grown women want security more than anything else. In the modern civilized world, security equals money. A girl in highschool is already secure - her parents pay for everything. So she has time to like things like looks or sense of humor. This will be short-lived, trust me. Not all women eventually become obsessed with security and cash, but it's for sure the vast majority. Give it 5 or 6 years, you will find out.

Sycophant · August 2003

I've found that it isn't what you say or how wealthy you look, it's how you talk and how you carry yourself that seems to appeal to most women. Confidence is one of the most attractive things any person of either sex could possess, and trust me - I'm speaking from experience here. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

I'm a very self-confident person, and most of my friends seems astounded that I can be up dancing with many of the best-looking women in the club whenever we all go out. The strange thing is that I'm usually not much of a talker, so my friends can't even figure out what I'm doing right. I can carry on a normal conversation with just about anyone, but I sometimes seem to get a bit flustered when talking with a very self-confident woman.

Oh, and take this from experience as well - pick-up lines can make even a confident person look like a desperate loser. I've tried spouting off a few pick-up lines one night after imbibing numerous beverages and didn't know any better, and I ended up heading home alone that night. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

Jefe · August 2003

what happened to the pickup lines?

Confuzor · August 2003

<i>"Mind if I stand here until it's clear back where I farted?"</i>

Heard it on a radio where some comedian was listing the worst pick up lines... man I'd like to get that mp3 clip if I remembered who it was...

Oh wait, this was for best pick up lines?

Zig · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 09:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vyvn @ Aug 23 2003, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In health (sex ed) class, we did this thing where the boys and the girls each made lists of the things that were most attractive in the opposite sex. And surprisingly, a guy being rich was really low on the list. The most important thing was...bah, I forget. I think it was something stupid like a "nice smile." And no pasty white boys, either, doh.

I suppose being loaded could help in certain cases, though.. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Welcome to 'pretend school land'. Check any source you want - grown women want security more than anything else. In the modern civilized world, security equals money. A girl in highschool is already secure - her parents pay for everything. So she has time to like things like looks or sense of humor. This will be short-lived, trust me. Not all women eventually become obsessed with security and cash, but it's for sure the vast majority. Give it 5 or 6 years, you will find out.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
you forgot "so SUYF teenangster".

anyway...

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>pardon??

what does this mean </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

don't even pay attention to anything i say. lol. it means i said nice shoes, wanna ***** *** ** *******, and my girlfriend laaaughed in my faaace. pay attention.

Jane · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "I'm wealthy" </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
If this was your opening line, that'd be a huge turn-off, what are you trying to imply that you know her already, and she's really shallow. Yeah, that's really nice. Good luck.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlaqWolf @ Aug 23 2003, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Why, yes. that IS my red corvette!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
This would work much better if you're trying to pick up <i>that</i> kinda girl. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'>

--Jane

Gnatsum · August 2003

"Hey there hows it going" < - - - imo works the best for me

pffft you're asking for a flame when you use a pick up line. She'll think YOU ARE STUPID!!
but if she's a playful girl she'll actually laugh and go along with the joke which i depend on sometimes.

SpceM0nkey · August 2003

This is all alittle redundant.

First up girls are people. If you can talk to people, you can talk to girls. If you can make friends, you can get laid. You dont need/use a pickup line ever. Its stupid and redundant.

I have never actually had an issue with talking to girls. They are heaps more fun than guys so its easy.

Ummm i guess all you need is confidence.

.............

and Monse, your little chicks want money thing. Thats alittle shallow and very lame. You know chicks make money too, they dont need you to survive. Thinking that is alittle well old school and ignorant. Perhaps a relationship based on humor or interests, or being able to talk to each other or lust, or anything would be more beneficial than, hey babe i get paid.

Zig · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sp@ceM0nkey @ Aug 24 2003, 04:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Thinking that is alittle well old school and ignorant. Perhaps a relationship based on humor or interests, or being able to talk to each other or lust, or anything would be more beneficial than, hey babe i get paid.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
the key word is old-school.

old.

school.

very, very old.... school.

KungFuSquirrel · August 2003

"My love for you is like diarrhea - I can't keep it in."

And no, I haven't had a girlfriend in years. Strange coincidence, I'm sure. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

(Actually, I've never tried this. But a girl did once ask me if I was going to take my pants off at my band's next show. That was cool. Then she started dating the bass player from JV Allstars. Damn.)

Zig · August 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 09:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Welcome to 'pretend school land'.

[...]

Give it 5 or 6 years, you will find out.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
actually, mister evil... maybe you have no place in this thread. most of us here will go ahead and do that, simply because we've got no choice. but for now, because us stupid kids are free from the bounds of adult life and financial responsibility, we can be equally free to love and enjoy life.

doesn't that just SUCK for us?

eediot · August 2003

Girls <i>love</i> it when you throw shoes at them.

Can anybody confirm?

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