Programmer Humour :)

SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
edited August 2003 in Off-Topic
Especially directed at anyone who's doing\done a Computer Science course <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

English:
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
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Discrete mathematics:
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for all x, Happy(x) ^ Knows(it, x) -> ClapHands(x)
for all x, Happy(x) ^ Knows(it, x) -> ClapHands(x)
for all x, Happy(x) ^ Knows(it, x) ^ ReallyWantsToShow(it, x) -> Happy(x) ^ Knows(it, x) -> ClapHands(x)
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Pseudocode:
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LOOP twice
?IF happy AND know it
? ?clap hands
?END IF
END LOOP
IF happy AND know it AND really want to show it
?IF happy AND know it
? ?clap hands
?END IF
END IF
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C++:
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//ClapHands.cpp
#include <world>

namespace globals
{
?extern std::person *you
}

int main()
{
?for(int c = 0; c < 2; c++)
?{
? ?if( globals::you == HAPPY && globals::you->Know(IT))
? ?{
? ? ?globals::you->ClapHands();
? ?}
?}
?if( globals::you == HAPPY && globals::you->Know(IT) && globals::you->WantToShow(IT|REALLY) )
?{
? ?globals::you->ClapHands();
?}

?return 0;
}
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Java:
<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
//ClapHandsClass.java
public class ClapHandsClass
{

public static void main(String [] args)
{
?for(int counter = 0; counter < 2; counter++)
?{
? ?if( Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].Know(IT) )
? ?{
? ? ? Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].Clap( Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].BodyParts[HANDS] );
? ?}
?}
?if( Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].Know(IT) && Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].ReallyWantToShow(IT) )
?{
? ?if( Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].Know(IT) )
? ?{
? ? ? Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].Clap( Java.Lang.Object.World.People[YOU].BodyParts[HANDS] );
? ?}
?}
}

}
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C:
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//ClapHands.c
#include <world.h>
extern PERSON you;

int main(){
?int c;
?for(c=0;c<2;c++){
? ?are(&you,HAPPY|KNOW_IT)?Clap(&you,HANDS):;
?}
?are(&you,HAPPY|KNOW_IT|REALLY_WANT_TO_SHOW_IT)?Clap(&you,HANDS):;
?return 0;
}
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[edit]believe it or not, I'm actually having to debug this code <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->[/edit]
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I got discrete mathematics and pseudocode. Since I wasted my youth on computer games instead of learning to code, C, C++ and Java are closed books to me. Meaning I'll have to study hard for several years to get a job. Pity me.
    Anyways, this was funny.
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  • SpceM0nkeySpceM0nkey Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12480Members
    yeh thats cool. Doomaniac did a thread putting shakespeare into pseudo code, it was pretty cool.
    I get everything except c++, although i can follow it, but wouldnt be able to code it.

    The java one looks alot longer than it needs to be.....
    me thinks about it.
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  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Oh, I love the C version! It's quite "readable" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    C: DOS
    C: DOS run
    run DOS run
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sp@ceM0nkey+Aug 20 2003, 08:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sp@ceM0nkey @ Aug 20 2003, 08:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The java one looks alot longer than it needs to be.....
    me thinks about it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, that was intentional. I was trying to caricature the languages, you could say <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    lol @ the java

    /me waits for some one to right the 2 line scheam one <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    amusing side line:
    One of our projects was to write a program (java) that would turn any fraction (x/y) into an egyption frac (just adding things like 1/x + 1/y + 1/z ... never repeating a denomenator, yah it sucks)

    Well our programs all ran horribly (some just wouldn't) then one of the seniors showed me his program that did the same thing in scheam. It took longer to print the ans then to calculate it... Stupid delta.... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I got discrete mathematics and pseudocode.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lolfighter... you didn't get the english one? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Aug 20 2003, 07:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Aug 20 2003, 07:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got discrete mathematics and pseudocode. Since I wasted my youth on computer games instead of learning to code, C, C++ and Java are closed books to me. Meaning I'll have to study hard for several years to get a job. Pity me.
    Anyways, this was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    NOOOO! Must learn C++ before I turn into Lolfighter!!!

    Hehe, seriously though, that sounds the way i'm going if I don't actually buckle down in this next year at college..... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • WolfmanNCSuWolfmanNCSu Join Date: 2003-08-19 Member: 19966Members
    HA HA, funny thread. I feel like I am the only one that actually liked the JAVA version. I honestly like JAVA over other languages, but mainly because it was the one I really learned first. I had only played with other languages like C/C++ and basic, but once I started my degree, it was mostly JAVA ever since.
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Hm. My Scheme is a bit rusty, but:

    ((if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) (really-want-to-show-it())) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands()))

    ph34r the parens. PH34R!!!
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    edited August 2003
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>I AM SURROUNDED BY GEEKS!!!</span>[/CODE]
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Who shall kill you, DaMu.

    I understood all of the C++ one....yay

    Hooray for "C++ FOR DUMMIES v.4"!!!
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  • TonstarTonstar Join Date: 2003-08-16 Member: 19798Members
    hahaha the HTML one is so funny!
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    For even more fun, see:

    <a href='http://99-bottles-of-beer.ls-la.net/' target='_blank'>http://99-bottles-of-beer.ls-la.net/</a>

    Examples:

    <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->#include <iostream>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
       {
       int bottles = 99;
       while ( bottles > 0 )
           {
           cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall," << endl;
           cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer." << endl;
           cout << "Take one down, pass it around," << endl;
           cout << --bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall." << endl;
           }
       return 0;
       }
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->(define bottles
     (lambda (n)
       (cond ((= n 0) (display "No more bottles"))
             ((= n 1) (display "One bottle"))
             (else (display n) (display " bottles")))
       (display " of beer")))

    (define beer
     (lambda (n)
       (if (> n 0)
           (begin
             (bottles n) (display " on the wall") (newline)
             (bottles n) (newline)
             (display "Take one down, pass it around") (newline)
             (bottles (- n 1)) (display " on the wall") (newline)
             (newline)
             (beer (- n 1))))))

    (beer 99)
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->ALWAYS beer;

    rule Drink {
       for tenbeers in 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 "" {
           for beers in 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 {
               b = $(tenbeers)$(beers);
               if ( $(b) != 99 ) {
                   ECHO "$(b) bottles of $(<) on the wall!";
               }
               if ( $(b) = 0 ) {
                   EXIT "No more $(<)!";
               }
               ECHO "$(b) bottles of $(<) on the wall. $(b) bottles of $(<). Take one down,";
               ECHO "pass it around...";
           }
       }
    }

    Drink beer;
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Ya wanna knwo whats sad, just from doing some random coding in a game I play I can understand C++ better then all of those <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    aint learning coding from messing with games great <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    actauly the java one is wrong, seeing how it usses no oop <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I meen the only thing you could do was crreate a clap hands sub routine, but you could and it would be fun <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AsranielAsraniel Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 724Members, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Subnautica Playtester, Retired Community Developer
    I think this java version is more readable....


    <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
    //ClapHandsClass.java
    public class ClapHandsClass
    {
    import Java.Lang.Object.World.People;

    public static void main(String [] args)
    {
    for(int counter = 0; counter < 2; counter++)
    {
      if( People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && People[YOU].Know(IT) )
      {
         People[YOU].Clap( People[YOU].BodyParts[HANDS] );
      }
    }
    if( People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && People[YOU].Know(IT) && People[YOU].ReallyWantToShow(IT) )
    {
      if( People[YOU].GetIsHappy() && People[YOU].Know(IT) )
      {
         People[YOU].Clap( People[YOU].BodyParts[HANDS] );
      }
    }
    }

    }


    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ((if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) (really-want-to-show-it())) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can read that and understand. Help me.
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Fam+Aug 20 2003, 01:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fam @ Aug 20 2003, 01:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ((if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) (really-want-to-show-it())) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can read that and understand. Help me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Enough beer will purge even the most durable skills and/or memories.
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Aug 20 2003, 11:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Aug 20 2003, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Fam+Aug 20 2003, 01:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fam @ Aug 20 2003, 01:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[p4]Samwise+Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([p4]Samwise @ Aug 20 2003, 07:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ((if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())(if ( (and (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) (really-want-to-show-it())) clap-hands())(if ( (and (pred-happy()) (pred-knowit())) ) clap-hands())) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can read that and understand. Help me. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Enough beer will purge even the most durable skills and/or memories. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't I know it! Ive already erased all knowledge of ADA!
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  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    edited August 2003
    Could be worse..... <b>assembly</b>!!

    <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
    eeprom  equ $b600
    option  equ $1039
    portc   equ $1003
    ddrc   equ $1007
    scdr   equ $102f
    scsr   equ $102e

    LCD_stdScr1 fcc "Are you happy?"
    LCD_stdScr2 fcc "a:"
    LCD_ss1_chars equ 14
    LCD_ss2_chars equ 2
    LCD_statusG fcc "*claps hands*"

      org eeprom
      lds $01fb
      ldaa #%10100000
      staa option
      jsr LCD_StdScr
      cli

    main   ldaa    #%00010000
      staa    adctl

    main_happy ldaa portc
      ldab $ff
      cba
      ble main_isHappy
      jsr LCD_happy
      bra main

    LCD_isHappy ldd LCD_statusG
      lsra
      lsra
      lsra
      lsra
      anda #%00001111
      oraa #%00110000
      jsr LCD_sendChar

      ldd LCD_statusG
      anda #%00001111
      oraa #%00110000
      jsr LCD_sendChar
      rts

    LCD_sendChar psha
    sendChar_loop ldaa scsr
      bpl sendChar_loop
      pula
      staa scdr
      rts

      end
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    Okay, so it looks terrible in the forums. Actually, I doubt that program would even run - I'm dead tired, haven't touched ASM in at least a year, and can't remember most of the commands. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->


    .....honestly, that's just a hack job from a similar program I wrote many many moons ago. Can't even remember what the program did, but it was close to a simple user input program.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->HA HA, funny thread. I feel like I am the only one that actually liked the JAVA version. I honestly like JAVA over other languages, but mainly because it was the one I really learned first. I had only played with other languages like C/C++ and basic, but once I started my degree, it was mostly JAVA ever since.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    C++ was my second language, Java my third. So Java annoys the hell out of me, because of all the nice little things I can't do any more in it (one example: no default parameter values).

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->For even more fun, see:

    <a href='http://99-bottles-of-beer.ls-la.net/' target='_blank'>http://99-bottles-of-beer.ls-la.net/</a><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That C++ one made me laugh out loud <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->actauly the java one is wrong, seeing how it usses no oop<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's more wrong with it than that. There's also the fact that "world" is not inside Java.Lang.Object. It's a joke <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Could be worse..... assembly<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh... I was going to do an IJVM version, but I kinda forgot.

    ...

    Anyway, here's another one.

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    r00fles. Me likey.
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