Ahahaha! Done! Now to find a NASA rocket and- OWWWW! /me looks at where his arm used to be. God ######, Bob i told u not to eat any one yet. No where was I? Aww yes, strap Bob onto the NASA auto-rocket heading into one of the other Galactic arms (with an air supply of coarse) which will some day become known as the Ariadne Arm. Now go my Bob, be free!
*crunch* woops stepped on that bob hop flayra didnt hear im inside his computer *waves to everybody* crap hes gonna start coding again NO THE FANS GONE DOWN AND HE HASNT TAKEN A BATH <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> arrrrrrrrg *falls outa computer* flayra-not another one get otua my house and tycho get off my roof and stop spitting on your feet to keep up its driping... wait a mintie its not flayra its Its ITS ronald mcdonald?
Diary of a madman Walk the line again today Entries of confusion Dear diary, I'm here to stay
Manic depression befriends me Hear his voice Sanity, now it's beyond me There's no choice
Gotta love a guy who knows insanity..............road to nowhere..................ozzy is king <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
I AM GOING CRAZY WAITING FOR THE GAME HOW MUCH LONGER WILL YOU MAKE US SUFFER WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAA momie? whoh see i just went crazy it is hard to control and i almost killed myself wanne know how i started to think THINK. thinking is bad it would kill me first i will get a migrane and it will get worse every day then my head explodes i don't want that.
hey guys these people are putting a nice white jacket on me its comfy hmmmmi don't know why they need so many stron man and they are all around me wierd can't get out of my jacket any more can't move my arms ah ha i know whats going on here i am not that dum you know................release me at once or else................ you guys are trying to fight me and making this fight not fair i have to fight in a whit jacket which disables me to strugle and move. great they threw me in a room which is soft and you can bounce on them.
they just called me crazy
Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy. Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy. Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy.
*Cork2 got tranqualised*
*after they put cork2 into the room it took him 13 hours and 59 minutes to figure out what had happend* he has been put into a mental institution
oooooooooooo sweet sweet little boy you are.... heres a cookie! *openes big box and takes a human hand out of it*
/me imagines driving one of those american ice-cream cars which make that twirrling weird sound.. you know.. like in gta2 and 3 ot the simpsons.. a ice-cream wagon driving.. making that sound all the time, driving in a circle all the time.. and bobs falling down from heaven.. *shouts* come on! get your ice-cream before the lvl5s start falling down!
<i>I was there in the room with my HMG Blazing, watching aleins of all types getting shreded by lead fury, the dual barrles of pain rose my excitment as a voice inside my head screamed louder, "YYYYYYeeessssssss!!!". Suddenly the fury endened, the voice stopped. Silence was only broken by a clicking noise. The remaining aliens peeked out and started to close. Suddenly the Voice returned, "Got Lead?" was all it said. I was out of ammo.</i>
won't work I just insulated it strawberry jelly. What? insulation doesn't stop a pistol? You don't use jelly for that? Why not it works perfectly. The pistol that is...
Walks around in circles trying to figure out why he is red all over and his stomach is hurting while a small stormtropper jumps up and down in the corner.
HA!!! I'm insane too!!! (That was me talking, not the stormtropper. He was eaten by a pink elefant with azure-coloured wings)
i waited all this time its been 5 days now and still no alien and i wanted to fight so much so i just turned a turret on me to have one fight it ended well i got shredded to pieces in the process of running around and hidding the turret shot at other turrets which fired at turrets which then fired at some more turrets yes you gessed it i put to many turrets in the damn room well after i died some turrets got destroyed too. the remaining once who haven't been hid were destoryed by aliens who have been waiting they didn't have a death which causs of all the turrets in the room. and quickly over run the base. man i shouldn't have fought the turrets but it was fun.
this post is for people who went insane waiting i am lucky i was able to say that cause my insannes is comming back.
999 green bottles, hanging on the wall 999 green bottles, hanging on the wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall there'll be 998 green bottles, hanging on the wall
10000 marines in the ship. 10000 marines in the ship. If one should get trampled by a level 5 there will be 9999 marines in the ship.
9999 marines in the ship. 9999 marines in the ship. If one should get trampled by a level 5 there will be 9998 marines in the ship.
p.s. if you want i will do this all the way to 0 on these forums. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
i am not insane anymore hahahahahaha so long...... better not say. well i am going to by medal of honor frontline this will keep me busy for a while until the mod gets released. i sure hope it is soon. yes yes yes i am annoying you devs with that and i am very sorry it just is hard the game looks awsome first time i layed eyes on it i fell in love with your game. while you fix bugs and change stuf and playtests is the rest of us are waiting suffering. i which i knew when the game is released would make things alot easier not know is bad. well i am off to buy and fight WWII
<!--QuoteBegin--Surge+July 15 2002,16:51--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Surge @ July 15 2002,16:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Wait, I have a question. Will there be maps with other objectives besides "Kick the other team's rump"?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Helllllllooooooooo? I need an answer, if you can answer it. It's been the only serious post on this topic since... hmmm... Post 1? I dunno.
I mean, will there be maps like, where the marines have to escape to a dropship, and they get extra points for every marine they get there or something? I know, something like that wouldn't have use for a commander, but... still.... it could be a change.
Possibly a "Hostage Rescue" type thing. Not CS, style, of course.... maybe they could do it... where you have to silence a group of scientists... not let others on another part of the station you're on find out that there's aliens... like, there could be Marines trying to defend the scientists, and marines (read: call 'em Corporate Cover-up Goons or something) that try to kill the scis or something? Just a thought.
surge u are insane (to all us insane people that must be a compliment?) and this involves NS since NS is...well ummm...DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE <!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo--> IM OUTA AMMO SARGE RUN JIMMYBOB RUNNNNNNNNNNN know 5 seconds later i am sane for 5 secends *twich* there wsont be modes like that in the first release probly not the secnd but who knows *twich* KNOW ITS TIME TO FEAST AND EAT AND DANCE AND EAT AND FEAST *jumps out window* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...must press submite ...msut stop typing ground close
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Lol, this is one of the weirdest threads ever.
*runs away with ferret* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
well otehr then this, i thought the topic in "off topic" forums was weird... you know.. that one.. oh i should describe it better.. it was the one where every1 would say one word and try to make a story
*waits for a playtester to pretend hes waiting like the rest of us* *asult rifle in hand*
Hey! On the ITE forums (and at the BGH forums, at one point in time), we have a topic called "Choose your own adventure!". It's where people make part of a sentence, and the next person continues it, and we just keep going. Our goal right now is 1337 posts on it. After that it will be 133769.
this is becoming like IRC, except more time delayed.
You guys need to go to the <a href="http://www.natural-selection.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=10;t=4043" target="_blank">Flayritis Clinic</a>
By the way, I once had a dream. It wasnt about NS, but it was about a huge monster trying to kill me as it chased me around. I believe the monster was tiny himself. I'm crazy. I better finish this clinic...
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OWWWW!
/me looks at where his arm used to be.
God ######, Bob i told u not to eat any one yet.
No where was I? Aww yes, strap Bob onto the NASA auto-rocket heading into one of the other Galactic arms (with an air supply of coarse) which will some day become known as the Ariadne Arm. Now go my Bob, be free!
flayra-not another one get otua my house and tycho get off my roof and stop spitting on your feet to keep up its driping...
wait a mintie its not flayra its Its ITS ronald mcdonald?
Walk the line again today
Entries of confusion
Dear diary, I'm here to stay
Manic depression befriends me
Hear his voice
Sanity, now it's beyond me
There's no choice
Gotta love a guy who knows insanity..............road to nowhere..................ozzy is king <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
hey guys these people are putting a nice white jacket on me its comfy hmmmmi don't know why they need so many stron man and they are all around me wierd can't get out of my jacket any more can't move my arms ah ha i know whats going on here i am not that dum you know................release me at once or else................ you guys are trying to fight me and making this fight not fair i have to fight in a whit jacket which disables me to strugle and move. great they threw me in a room which is soft and you can bounce on them.
they just called me crazy
Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy. Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy. Crazy i was crazy once. They put me in a room, a round room. With rats. Round Rats. Rats? i hate rats they make me Crazy.
*Cork2 got tranqualised*
*after they put cork2 into the room it took him 13 hours and 59 minutes to figure out what had happend*
he has been put into a mental institution
oooooooooooo sweet sweet little boy you are....
heres a cookie! *openes big box and takes a human hand out of it*
/me imagines driving one of those american ice-cream cars which make that twirrling weird sound.. you know.. like in gta2 and 3 ot the simpsons.. a ice-cream wagon driving.. making that sound all the time, driving in a circle all the time.. and bobs falling down from heaven..
*shouts* come on! get your ice-cream before the lvl5s start falling down!
I was out of ammo.</i>
What? insulation doesn't stop a pistol? You don't use jelly for that? Why not it works perfectly. The pistol that is...
Walks around in circles trying to figure out why he is red all over and his stomach is hurting while a small stormtropper jumps up and down in the corner.
HA!!! I'm insane too!!! (That was me talking, not the stormtropper. He was eaten by a pink elefant with azure-coloured wings)
this post is for people who went insane waiting i am lucky i was able to say that cause my insannes is comming back.
Ohhhh Molec!!!
eandifitsnot *breathes* surroundedbyotherseriosutopicsthenitreallywillgomental
999 green bottles, hanging on the wall
999 green bottles, hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidently fall
there'll be 998 green bottles, hanging on the wall
Everybody sing, lets keep this topic going <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
here goes
10000 marines in the ship.
10000 marines in the ship.
If one should get trampled by a level 5
there will be 9999 marines in the ship.
9999 marines in the ship.
9999 marines in the ship.
If one should get trampled by a level 5
there will be 9998 marines in the ship.
p.s. if you want i will do this all the way to 0 on these forums. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
Helllllllooooooooo? I need an answer, if you can answer it. It's been the only serious post on this topic since... hmmm... Post 1? I dunno.
Maybe bomb defusion! That'd be unique! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
Or... grenade soccer! Hmmm... no....
Possibly a "Hostage Rescue" type thing. Not CS, style, of course.... maybe they could do it... where you have to silence a group of scientists... not let others on another part of the station you're on find out that there's aliens... like, there could be Marines trying to defend the scientists, and marines (read: call 'em Corporate Cover-up Goons or something) that try to kill the scis or something? Just a thought.
know 5 seconds later i am sane for 5 secends *twich* there wsont be modes like that in the first release probly not the secnd but who knows *twich* KNOW ITS TIME TO FEAST AND EAT AND DANCE AND EAT AND FEAST *jumps out window* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...must press submite ...msut stop typing ground close
Surge, you are <b>INSANE!</b>
<b>"Die you Madman!"</b> <!--emo&:asrifle:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':asrifle:'><!--endemo-->
<b>"Oh no! I'm out of ammo! Run!"</b>
<i> a breif 5 second pause in my grammatically incorrect attempt at being humorus</i>
This mode wont be in the first release...
<i>Back to me being insane and posting impossible to decipher posts</i>
<b>"Gah! I'm Crazy! Don't Listen to me! Eat and Dance! Freemantle is |ee7! Jump and Eat! Eat and Dance! Dance and Jump!"</b>
<i>By now Imperial Fist realizes that nobody wants to read his post so he..."</i>
/me <b>jumps out the window</b>
<b><u>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M FAAAAAAAALLING!"</b></u>
<i>"Must...click...."add reply"... button...so....close....to....the.....ground"</i>
/me uses force powers to move mouse over "add reply" and click it
<b><u>THWACK!</b></u>
Yay! Imperial Fist is dead!
[Edit] This post made way too much sense to be an Imperial Fist translation. It was edited to be harder to understand.
*runs away with ferret* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
well otehr then this, i thought the topic in "off topic" forums was weird... you know.. that one.. oh i should describe it better.. it was the one where every1 would say one word and try to make a story
*waits for a playtester to pretend hes waiting like the rest of us* *asult rifle in hand*
I have dreamt at least twice that NS had been released and was horribly disappointed when it really hadn't (figured out immediately upon waking up).
I'm waiting patiently...
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! FLEARGHBLLABLAGLLLLERRRRM!!!
Ok, so I'm not really.
Hey! On the ITE forums (and at the BGH forums, at one point in time), we have a topic called "Choose your own adventure!". It's where people make part of a sentence, and the next person continues it, and we just keep going. Our goal right now is 1337 posts on it. After that it will be 133769.
You guys need to go to the <a href="http://www.natural-selection.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=10;t=4043" target="_blank">Flayritis Clinic</a>
By the way, I once had a dream. It wasnt about NS, but it was about a huge monster trying to kill me as it chased me around. I believe the monster was tiny himself. I'm crazy. I better finish this clinic...