Poor Hive-mind

MatrixMatrix Join Date: 2003-05-24 Member: 16653Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Poor hive-mind</div> Funniest thing I've ever heard at the beginning of a game:

Joe Alien: "Can I be a builder?"
Ted Alien: "Not if you think it's called a builder. You have to be experienced to be a gorge."
Joe Alien: "But the hive-mind calls them builders. It says, we need builders."
Ted Alien: "Dude, the hive mind is such a newbie."

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  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    The hive mind owns me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CacoColaCacoCola Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16978Members
    The Hive-mind is kinda bitchy

    it's like "YOU NEED MORE RESOURCES" "WE NEED MORE BUILDERS" "NOW WE DANCE!" it doesn't even ask politely, just demands it of you ....
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    It also says: "This is <b>my</b> hive! There are many like it, but this one is <b>mine</b>"
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  • IncarnatedIncarnated Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14429Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    I've never actually heard that one ingame - only the Donce one and 'This place is a mess'.
    Time to jack up mp_eastereggs methinks
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  • SuicideRusherSuicideRusher Join Date: 2003-02-23 Member: 13893Members
    lol! funnies <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ZennZenn Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12970Members
    You think the hive is bitchy? The comm chair is FAIR bitchier! I'm trying to listen for the hive, and all I can hear is "Select your troops, and give them orders!" 500 times. Or "your base is under attack!" while I click everywhere trying to find it. Comm chair owns hive in bitchyness, lol.
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  • XenoMorFXenoMorF Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15113Members, Constellation
    ya, i reckon all those tips in the comm chair should be taken out.. all they do is annoy (oh except the your base is underattack). But like when your relocating all you get for 10mins is YOU NEED AN INFANTRY PORTAL --- ARGH¬!!!!
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  • sheena_yanaisheena_yanai Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11426Members
    lol.. do nothing for a time when your stuctures gettin attacked.. the comchair says.. "do somethin about it"
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Zenn+Jun 8 2003, 12:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zenn @ Jun 8 2003, 12:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You think the hive is bitchy? The comm chair is FAIR bitchier! I'm trying to listen for the hive, and all I can hear is "Select your troops, and give them orders!" 500 times. Or "your base is under attack!" while I click everywhere trying to find it. Comm chair owns hive in bitchyness, lol. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you do know you can press space and it will take you right to it don't you?
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  • RabidWeaselRabidWeasel Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5337Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Incarnated+Jun 8 2003, 02:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Incarnated @ Jun 8 2003, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've never actually heard that one ingame - only the Donce one and 'This place is a mess'.
    Time to jack up mp_eastereggs methinks <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, you need to jack it down. The number it is set to makes 1/(n+1) games have easter eggs, so if it's 0, you always get them.
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