Poor Hive-mind

Matrix

<div class="IPBDescription">Poor hive-mind</div> Funniest thing I've ever heard at the beginning of a game:

Joe Alien: "Can I be a builder?"
Ted Alien: "Not if you think it's called a builder. You have to be experienced to be a gorge."
Joe Alien: "But the hive-mind calls them builders. It says, we need builders."
Ted Alien: "Dude, the hive mind is such a newbie."

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TheWizard

The hive mind owns me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

CacoCola

The Hive-mind is kinda bitchy

it's like "YOU NEED MORE RESOURCES" "WE NEED MORE BUILDERS" "NOW WE DANCE!" it doesn't even ask politely, just demands it of you ....

BigMadSteve

It also says: "This is <b>my</b> hive! There are many like it, but this one is <b>mine</b>"

Incarnated

I've never actually heard that one ingame - only the Donce one and 'This place is a mess'.
Time to jack up mp_eastereggs methinks

SuicideRusher

lol! funnies <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

Zenn

You think the hive is bitchy? The comm chair is FAIR bitchier! I'm trying to listen for the hive, and all I can hear is "Select your troops, and give them orders!" 500 times. Or "your base is under attack!" while I click everywhere trying to find it. Comm chair owns hive in bitchyness, lol.

XenoMorF

ya, i reckon all those tips in the comm chair should be taken out.. all they do is annoy (oh except the your base is underattack). But like when your relocating all you get for 10mins is YOU NEED AN INFANTRY PORTAL --- ARGH¬!!!!

sheena_yanai

lol.. do nothing for a time when your stuctures gettin attacked.. the comchair says.. "do somethin about it"

Pulse

<!--QuoteBegin--Zenn+Jun 8 2003, 12:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zenn @ Jun 8 2003, 12:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You think the hive is bitchy? The comm chair is FAIR bitchier! I'm trying to listen for the hive, and all I can hear is "Select your troops, and give them orders!" 500 times. Or "your base is under attack!" while I click everywhere trying to find it. Comm chair owns hive in bitchyness, lol. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
you do know you can press space and it will take you right to it don't you?

RabidWeasel

<!--QuoteBegin--Incarnated+Jun 8 2003, 02:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Incarnated @ Jun 8 2003, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've never actually heard that one ingame - only the Donce one and 'This place is a mess'.
Time to jack up mp_eastereggs methinks <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, you need to jack it down. The number it is set to makes 1/(n+1) games have easter eggs, so if it's 0, you always get them.