Funniest Things A Nsplayer Comm Ever Said/done

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  • CyborgguineapigCyborgguineapig Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3233Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Infected Marine+May 28 2003, 07:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infected Marine @ May 28 2003, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One time, durring a small game our comm lept out of the chair and some guy jumped in. After a minute of doing nothing he asked over the voice chat with frustration "<i>Why is it not letting me buy myself a gun, I keep on clicking it but it won't give me it!</i>"! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg thats not even funny, that pisses the **** outa me if someone were to do that. Selfish little punks. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • sejsej Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12488Members
    edited May 2003
    Im commanding, we have two hives locked down upgrades etc...... i accidently drop a turret on NSPlayer's head....

    NSPlayer: "I cant move!"
    Me: "Sorry, type /stuck"

    -20 minutes later-

    I look back, hes still stuck there, apparently hed been typing /stuck, without going into chat mode first <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->



    Another one, start of game, and im commanding. NS player is on alien team..

    NSPlayer: What should i do as alien?
    Me: Evolve into gorge and build a sensory chamber on the nearest round thing with bubbles coming out of it, its all in the command menu.
    Random Marine: Yes, gorge has more armour than a skulk, and a ranged attack, and is one of the most powerful attacking alien forms.
    NSPlayer: K.

    Few minutes later -

    Aliens : WTH!!!!! NSPlayer has built a sensory on a node!!!!


    whups <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (something along those lines)
  • CalaveraCalavera Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7195Members
    edited May 2003
    lol

    I haven't played in ages... bet when I finally get on, I'll have some n00b moments....

    EDIT: LOL look at my l337 post count rofl
  • KillaBiteKillaBite Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9733Members
    The only thing I don't like about some noob comms is the silence. I actually want them to talk and tell us what's wrong or even help them out because they won't learn otherwise.

    Yesterday I had a fairly new comm who wouldn't do much even at the request of players. Of course we all had voice comm and then we started typing but no response until the marine spawn finally died.
    I told him, " You really shouldn't comm if you can't hear voice communication".
    He typed, " I can hear voice comm, but only if there's less then 5 players on the server.'
    Now how often is that?

    Another game I had a newb comm who actually communicated.
    I asked him, "Drop an RT in Satcomm"
    Him: "What's an RT?"
    Me: "A Res Tower"
    Him: "What's a Rezz Tower, please make more sense"
    Me: "Please drop a resource tower on the resourse node inside the satelite communications hive. You can do this by clicking on your build menu and choosing the icon that looks like a resouce tower. Click it and then click the node beside me"
    Him: "What's a Sat comm?"
    In the end we lost. He did get us hmg/jp but no upgrades and we had only the 1 rt. He asked us how he did. We agreed he's just a little slow.

    In the end if you're new it's not a bad thing. Play the game first and learn all the terminology. If you know what a good winning marine team can do you can probably repeat it. When I first commed I didn't know how to do waypoints for about 30 seconds then I figured "right-click" hey it worked. I also asked how to upgrade and they told me. I ended up winning my first game because I had helpful and good marines though. That was a while ago.

    Anyway cheers to all the NSPlayers pubbing it up! Pubs are not competitive so I don't care if you build 3 CCs I'll still love you <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.

    -KB
  • PolyMorphPolyMorph Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15475Members
    Map was bast (just me, or is this THE map n00bs like to comm on?)
    I joined Marines, with guess who, NSplayer.

    We were <i>discusing</i> who was gonna comm (personaly i can't comm for ****.) when NSplayer decided to comm, we asked if he was any good, silence....

    Next thing we heard was the recycling sound on the RT.


    NSplayer: Hey, why am i out of the comm chair?



    I know, not very funny, haven't encountered many newbie comms, thankfuly....
  • InfraRedInfraRed Join Date: 2003-01-20 Member: 12508Members, Constellation
    Lol from reading all these stories I think the moral of this story is:

    RTFM!
  • ChucklesChuckles Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12126Members
    'So how do you play this game?'

    'Hey - how come you look like a testicle?'

    'Haha - all you losers are testicles.'

    'Hey - look at me - do i look like a testicle too?' -no you don't

    'Good - I don't want to look like no ugly testicle.'

    runs off - meets marine

    'Hey there's some human or something and it killed me.'

    'Okay - I'm back in the testicle room again - where do I go?'

    'Holy crap - there is some f'd up human with claws running after me!'

    'Who - here's another testicle room. OMG how many testicle rooms are there?'

    This guy didn't shut up the whole game. He was very excited and I was very happy to help him but he would not take his finger off the button k the whole game. We all had to type stuff to him because we couldn't talk over him. Hopefully he's settled down and is still having fun. I will never forget the day of the testicle though.
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Chuckles+May 29 2003, 11:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chuckles @ May 29 2003, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I will never forget the day of the testicle though.




    one time a nsplayer actully droped 2 ips for us after we explained to hive how to do it, but he unfortuneatly droped them both in the vent into marine base on caged <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    on a related note, thats a great game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->, kinda old but fun.
  • p0larizep0larize Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13282Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> sometimes i have some fun and go into a server as NSPlayer <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    NSPlayer(ME): Hi! I am from CS!

    Everyone: Omg, another CS noob.

    (TEAM)NSPlayer: Drop another comm chair so we can have 2 comms!!

    (TEAM)EVERYONE: Hey, thats a good idea! lets drop 8 so our whole team can comm!


    eventually, we had about 20 cc's everywhere, and there was the only ip inside a vent with no upgrades/armory/prototype so we lost...but it was fun having everyone listen to a NSPlayer
  • KazyrasKazyras Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9722Members
    esuna, do what I do: threaten to drop a comm chair on top of them if they continue to ignore you and actually do it if they persist. Great fun since they usually don't know how to kill themselves or use /stuck.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Actions speak louder than words, espesially when NSPlayer doesn't talk:

    It was on the first week or so of 1.0, I don't remeber what map it was, but I do remember that we had craploads of res because of the res bug, and an nsplayer commander. I saw a shotgun warp in right next to me, I take it and ask for a waypoint, silence, I finally decided to load up on ammo and a attack a hive, after killing the entire alien team (skulks & gorges) twice and taking out 5 or 6 o chambers and d chambers I make it to a hive and ask for ammo, or a medpack, or backup, or anything... And get nothing, so I just start shooting the hive while asking for ammo as I reloaded until I got down to about 2 shells and a skulk got me. I respawn to see the entire marine start filled with medpacks ammo, jetpacks and shotguns, we lost.
  • DarkFrostDarkFrost Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15154Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    "[no-CD]NSPlayer: ADMIN!!! Frost must cheat cause i have this aimbot and it doesnt track him!!!"


    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> not the best thing for him to have admited but nevermind
    his won id was like 231243141235412351 that long too lol (<----not actual WON id)
  • PolyMorphPolyMorph Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15475Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Chuckles+May 30 2003, 05:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chuckles @ May 30 2003, 05:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 'So how do you play this game?'

    'Hey - how come you look like a testicle?'

    'Haha - all you losers are testicles.'

    'Hey - look at me - do i look like a testicle too?' -no you don't

    'Good - I don't want to look like no ugly testicle.'

    runs off - meets marine

    'Hey there's some human or something and it killed me.'

    'Okay - I'm back in the testicle room again - where do I go?'

    'Holy crap - there is some f'd up human with claws running after me!'

    'Who - here's another testicle room. OMG how many testicle rooms are there?'

    This guy didn't shut up the whole game. He was very excited and I was very happy to help him but he would not take his finger off the button k the whole game. We all had to type stuff to him because we couldn't talk over him. Hopefully he's settled down and is still having fun. I will never forget the day of the testicle though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm guessing he was on about the hive?

    I guess it does look a bit like a testicle.
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    The comm was a really nice guy, who was doing his best, the stupid fades were in our vents Acid bombing us like mad!
    after we killed 2 of them and had a break, I asked the Comm if I could get a Mine pack so I could mine the vent closed to save us for a bit.
    "Hey comm can I get some mines, quick they are comming back!"
    "Sure"
    says the comm
    All of a sudden a Shotgun appears in my hands
    "LOL
    This isn't a mine pack Comm" I shout.
    "LOL, oops sorry I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing, here!"
    Says the comm
    "np" I reply
    All of sudden a Welder shows up in my hands
    "LOL, sure WTH"
    I run off to death rather than ask again! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    DarkFrost reminded me of this one

    there was one incident where a m0ng (we shall call him CSN00B) said something rather stupid:

    CSN00B: OMG <randommarine> cheats. I have wall hack and i can see him looking straight at me

    I am honoured when people accuse me of cheating. it shows that i am good enough that people think i cheat.

    its nice to know i wasted my time, i could have just got the cheat in the first place.

    oh well, life goes on...

    (im gonna have to try the idea of joining a server as NSPlayer, i was always taught that to mount a successful battle, you have to know your enemy. time for some undercover intelligence gathering)
  • MrMoFoMrMoFo Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16193Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+May 30 2003, 09:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ May 30 2003, 09:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The comm was a really nice guy, who was doing his best, the stupid fades were in our vents Acid bombing us like mad!
    after we killed 2 of them and had a break, I asked the Comm if I could get a Mine pack so I could mine the vent closed to save us for a bit.
    "Hey comm can I get some mines, quick they are comming back!"
    "Sure"
    says the comm
    All of a sudden a Shotgun appears in my hands
    "LOL
    This isn't a mine pack Comm" I shout.
    "LOL, oops sorry I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing, here!"
    Says the comm
    "np" I reply
    All of sudden a Welder shows up in my hands
    "LOL, sure WTH"
    I run off to death rather than ask again! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    mines dont help to much again fades <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SoBe_DragonSoBe_Dragon Join Date: 2002-12-04 Member: 10465Members
    something i say when people arent listening to me...

    I am the commander, not the suggestor, move to your waypoint
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+May 28 2003, 07:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ May 28 2003, 07:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Would any other of you comms out there deny someone basic supplies such as medpacks and ammo (and especially weapons and armour) to a rogue marine who ends up wasting HA, HMG, and a welder on them when they trot off and die on their own and don't even follow orders dispite persistant requests (yes, friendly at first) to get back with the squad and help win the game? Maybe i'm a little harsh, but that's a lot of res to spend on one marine who's not even going to do their part. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That seems perfectly fine to me. I just object to those comms who have - I assume - commed so much that they don't realise that we sometimes have to fight aliens in order to get where we need to go. And then they deny us supplies simply because we had to take on an army of skulks just to get somewhere.

    EG - Hera. Our comm told us to relocate to Processing. We couldn't get there immediately because no less than 6 skulks had manned various positions in the maintenance corridor leading from marine start. Obviously we couldn't juist run through a gauntlet of skulks - we had to stop & shoot. And Hera Walkway had OCs decorating its lift section so we couldn't get to it that way.
  • morphzmorphz Join Date: 2003-04-19 Member: 15640Members, Constellation
    I remember my time as comm, i thought siege was super turret aswell and made about 5 of them at base, but this was when NS was in its first days so everyone was praising me on building these super big turet things...

    never realised what they were for until i saw one working <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    The 1st EVER time as comm, i kept hold of secondary fire to move (this makes u zoom everywhere), i didnt realise that u could just move about like red alert + other games, so i was zooming about trying to place structures, never commanded again until a while because i couldnt control it + didnt know how <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Lee_HarveyLee_Harvey Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11448Members
    A funny one is always when people decide to tell me to build the hive as soon as i evolve to gorge. Strangely, only a half or so of these people are named NSPlayer.

    To whoever said they were indoctrinated against TFs: This was just to make sure iour base didnt die very quickly, because I was comm and myself and the other two marines on the 3-person team were leaving. It was also after our team was entirely kitted out. It was also while we had good res flow and enough immediate res to afford it. So there <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    To kyser: I got this avatar the day that cartoon came out. so damn YOU for stealing MY avatar.

    To polymorph: I think he was talking about gestating guys, because they were all gestating to fade.
  • EvisceratorEviscerator Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13946Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+May 30 2003, 08:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ May 30 2003, 08:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->the stupid fades were in our vents Acid bombing us like mad!
    after we killed 2 of them and had a break, I asked the Comm if I could get a Mine pack so I could mine the vent closed to save us for a bit.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that part of the story is the funniest. I love watching people ask for and then purchase mines with fades running around. What's even better is when a marine goes and starts planting them... one rocket later and BOOM. Some suicidal marine gets a lesson in the futility of mines against fades.
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