when i'm playing alien and we have lots of resources i like to get in one of the hives the marines "locked down" hide and stand still, and let the evolution madness begin <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when u evolve u becom a egg with 200 HP and 150 armor ( i believe ) and that is one hell of a lot HP ... u will be evolved before u die ... now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> go skulk -> gorge -> skulk -> gorge ect. untill you have enough money and build the hive ... always good for a bit of fun ... especially cause that is where the marines will never be looking <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Don't know if you would call this a quote but here it goes: When I know the main base is being raped (as marine) I hide somewhere where they *hopefully* won't find me. Then, I say "why use guns when u can use knives!!!" and throw my lmg/hmg/gl and pistol. Then I charge at the main hive slashing away with my knife and try to kill everything I can.
BTW, once I did this and I killed 2 skulks without healing! Yes, with a knife. Ph33r t3h kn1f3. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
mmm Since we don't use f4 to end the game. I get out of the game by saying I have a phone call. When I really get off to have a smoke and wate til a new map satrts. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
If I am the last one left, I usually try to run away while shouting "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" or "AAAAAAAAAAAH" or something, but I usually fall down a drop or something, which is sometimes intentional. Always gets people laughing, usually me included <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.
<!--QuoteBegin--blue2k+May 6 2003, 02:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (blue2k @ May 6 2003, 02:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b><u>thats right, eat me, i said EAT ME! i hope i give you the sh*ts</u></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Dog Soldiers!!! wheeee.. ahem *cough*
My favourite: "For those that are about to die, I salute me" (or we)
<b>Marine</b> "If you need me I'll be in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, muttering nonsense to myself."
<b>Alien</b> "Alright, we admit it. Maybe this whole "annihilate-mankind" thing was a little rash of us..."
Those were two that gave people a good laugh. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> I tend to let inspiration guide me for 'last lines'.
Oh, here's another one I remember getting quite a chuckle from,
<b>Marine</b> "This never would have happened if I had an AWP."
I HAD to add this one. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<b>Alien</b> - <i>Death by JP/HMG Rush</i> "Typical of men... all rushing no foreplay."
<!--QuoteBegin--hoju2+May 7 2003, 04:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (hoju2 @ May 7 2003, 04:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I like to say "This does not look good, fow Homestaw Wunnuh." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yay!
While we're at it:
<a href='http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html' target='_blank'>"Defeated? What? Oi, what happened! No, undefeated! Undefeated! I didn't mean to do that! Oh MAN!... Come back gorgie!... Come back gorgie's sister! You two meant everything to me!"</a>
when I comm. and my team loses some of my favs. are.
Please god help me...my teamates...are retarded. Oh the teamwork... Can I trade marines...these all have a hearing problem Uh oh....my marines have a learning disability Wow...I guess I was talking to myself that whole game since none of my marines listened to me. HAHA...Better you then me...oh wait...why are they coming for my chair?
(for any of you who have played TLJ <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )
when i'm playing alien and we have lots of resources i like to get in one of the hives the marines "locked down" hide and stand still, and let the evolution madness begin <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when u evolve u becom a egg with 200 HP and 150 armor ( i believe ) and that is one hell of a lot HP ... u will be evolved before u die ... now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> go skulk -> gorge -> skulk -> gorge ect. untill you have enough money and build the hive ... always good for a bit of fun ... especially cause that is where the marines will never be looking <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> It is a bit stupid tactic....because u have to evolve to skulk/gorge INMEDIATELY after u have evolved (because the ping-death also drains your REAL life, and real life is saved before you evolve (you don't evolve as a skulk/gorge with full life every time...)), so it's false that thing u said: ("enought MONEY (?? f**** CS'er, there are RESOURCES, not money) and build the hive"), because u are wasting res at a very high speed (-4, -13, -4, -13, -4, -13......), althought in the case that you have a big storage of res in the hive, u could do that (but then it's not necessary to evolve-evolve-evolve, just do the hive and the ping-death will stop).
However, it's a madness to do the hive in a taken-by-the-marines hive emplacement, because the sentry's will take it down in a matter of seconds.... <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> if you really want to make difficult for the marines his victory (and annoy your dead comrades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->), it's a better idea to create a little oasis (def + off chambers) before your last hive falls, and try to kill every marine that comes to it (i done it once at tanith (i think), in one of the two doors that leads to the Fusion Reactor hive...as a gorge with spit (only), i killed 7 n00bs-marines and one jetpacker who entered to my heaven and tried to kill me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
I jus't find the best hiding spot in teh map and wait there <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
As Marine to team: "Find your own hiding spot the monsters are everywhere!" *fires pistol at nearest Marine and jp's off to who knows where* As Hiding Marine to everyone: "Sarge... OldManRipper... Oh God I can still hear them scream!" As Marine to everyone: "Hey aliens you surrendered yet? Remember, if we fail you get nothing short of a full-scale nuclear bombardment!"
As Alien to everyone: "Damn that Lysol!" As Alien to everyone: "OMG wats happenin 2 teh gorrg!!!1? OMG ITS GOIN ONOS TY GOD WE WIN!!!!!!!!!111111"
That last one fools some newbs (which there are a lot of) and they subsequently panic "COMM GIVE ME JPHMG THERS A RINO COMIN 2 BASE!!!!!!!1"
and I borrow a quote from Full Metal Jacket when everyone starts saying f4. "F4?! The only things that F4 are steers and ******! And you don't look like a steer to me."
off topic, one for when there are many gorges (again from Full Metal Jacket) "you had best ungorge yourself or I will rip off your head and **** down your neck, maggot"
Last Man [or alien] Alive "I have [ammo total], [health total], [armor total]! Just TRY and kill me!"
If i see them but they dont see me "I seeee youuu."
If i have little ammo or just killed a junk load of aliens "BRING IT ON!"
and if they fail to kill me "Is that the BEST you got?"
As marine: I usually go to one of the hives, and say "1 Foot of steel does wonders for the hive." or "LETS ROCK!" with extended "O". sometimes over voice comm.
As alien: If 3 D chambers are up i can get/have regen i get it, then i usually just rush in, biting everything and continually use the menu taunts and commands like, "ATTACK!" and Chuckle.
"Damn comm/gorge, I told him to get the Puberty upgrade/tower first, but nooo" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marines are loosing, five fades are whacking the base and skulks are acting suicide-bombers. "Ok, thats it! Now you made me angry! Its time to use our secret weapon boys."
And sometimes its the classic "All your base are belong to us!" Had a hilarious loosing conditions when half of the marine team shouted their 'ending repliques'.
This works both in loosing or winning, I've never used this as alien. "Ok you alien scum, were soon gonna wipe you out from this world. No more surrendering."
"Dinner has been served, take your seats gents." Self explanating.
Usually I just improvise and throw something utterly ridiculous challenge to them. "Theres three onos and one of us still alive, now youre in trouble!"
Comments
mostly act <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when i'm playing alien and we have lots of resources i like to get in one of the hives the marines "locked down" hide and stand still, and let the evolution madness begin <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when u evolve u becom a egg with 200 HP and 150 armor ( i believe ) and that is one hell of a lot HP ... u will be evolved before u die ... now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> go skulk -> gorge -> skulk -> gorge ect. untill you have enough money and build the hive ... always good for a bit of fun ... especially cause that is where the marines will never be looking <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
When I know the main base is being raped (as marine) I hide somewhere where they *hopefully* won't find me. Then, I say "why use guns when u can use knives!!!" and throw my lmg/hmg/gl and pistol. Then I charge at the main hive slashing away with my knife and try to kill everything I can.
BTW, once I did this and I killed 2 skulks without healing! Yes, with a knife. Ph33r t3h kn1f3. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
That always scares people
Chad "The crazy admin" seh
OR
Kharaa Information Minister: The Aliens have all three hives and are all onos we are defeating the marine infidels.
<i>if you are going to lose, lose in style</i>
Rush: "Stop Fing rushing. { Let the marines live a second. / STOP SPAWN CAMPING. } That's the third Fing game to end in under 2 minutes!"
or
Hive lockdown/Tech Up: "We had every Fing res on the map, but what does that matter? GOD I can't wait for 1.1."
or
Jetpack/HMG: "Fing jetpackers. GOD I can't wait for 1.1."
That's about 60% of the games. When the game doesn't end in one of those scenarios it's "Game over, man" or "GG."
--Frahg
BUNGEE JUMP!
Dog Soldiers!!! wheeee.. ahem *cough*
My favourite: "For those that are about to die, I salute me" (or we)
<b>Marine</b>
"If you need me I'll be in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, muttering nonsense to myself."
<b>Alien</b>
"Alright, we admit it. Maybe this whole "annihilate-mankind" thing was a little rash of us..."
Those were two that gave people a good laugh. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> I tend to let inspiration guide me for 'last lines'.
Oh, here's another one I remember getting quite a chuckle from,
<b>Marine</b>
"This never would have happened if I had an AWP."
<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<b>Alien</b> - <i>Death by JP/HMG Rush</i>
"Typical of men... all rushing no foreplay."
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Horseshit!
Egad.
Blasphemy!
I'm deader than a one-legged oppossum in the middle of the interstate.
For the GLORY!
Sigh...
-OldManRipper
Yay!
While we're at it:
<a href='http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html' target='_blank'>"Defeated? What? Oi, what happened! No, undefeated! Undefeated! I didn't mean to do that! Oh MAN!... Come back gorgie!... Come back gorgie's sister! You two meant everything to me!"</a>
Please god help me...my teamates...are retarded.
Oh the teamwork...
Can I trade marines...these all have a hearing problem
Uh oh....my marines have a learning disability
Wow...I guess I was talking to myself that whole game since none of my marines listened to me.
HAHA...Better you then me...oh wait...why are they coming for my chair?
"Ya you!"
"Hands up!"
"Spread your legs"
"Now do the monkey..."
"Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance...!"
(for any of you who have played TLJ <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )
That and usualy GG
mostly act <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when i'm playing alien and we have lots of resources i like to get in one of the hives the marines "locked down" hide and stand still, and let the evolution madness begin <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
when u evolve u becom a egg with 200 HP and 150 armor ( i believe ) and that is one hell of a lot HP ... u will be evolved before u die ... now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> go skulk -> gorge -> skulk -> gorge ect. untill you have enough money and build the hive ... always good for a bit of fun ... especially cause that is where the marines will never be looking <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It is a bit stupid tactic....because u have to evolve to skulk/gorge INMEDIATELY after u have evolved (because the ping-death also drains your REAL life, and real life is saved before you evolve (you don't evolve as a skulk/gorge with full life every time...)), so it's false that thing u said: ("enought MONEY (?? f**** CS'er, there are RESOURCES, not money) and build the hive"), because u are wasting res at a very high speed (-4, -13, -4, -13, -4, -13......), althought in the case that you have a big storage of res in the hive, u could do that (but then it's not necessary to evolve-evolve-evolve, just do the hive and the ping-death will stop).
However, it's a madness to do the hive in a taken-by-the-marines hive emplacement, because the sentry's will take it down in a matter of seconds.... <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> if you really want to make difficult for the marines his victory (and annoy your dead comrades <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->), it's a better idea to create a little oasis (def + off chambers) before your last hive falls, and try to kill every marine that comes to it (i done it once at tanith (i think), in one of the two doors that leads to the Fusion Reactor hive...as a gorge with spit (only), i killed 7 n00bs-marines and one jetpacker who entered to my heaven and tried to kill me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
<b>massive</b> props to NSradio!
As Hiding Marine to everyone: "Sarge... OldManRipper... Oh God I can still hear them scream!"
As Marine to everyone: "Hey aliens you surrendered yet? Remember, if we fail you get nothing short of a full-scale nuclear bombardment!"
As Alien to everyone: "Damn that Lysol!"
As Alien to everyone: "OMG wats happenin 2 teh gorrg!!!1? OMG ITS GOIN ONOS TY GOD WE WIN!!!!!!!!!111111"
That last one fools some newbs (which there are a lot of) and they subsequently panic "COMM GIVE ME JPHMG THERS A RINO COMIN 2 BASE!!!!!!!1"
"oops jk" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"ph34r my l337 dy1ng sk1llz"
and I borrow a quote from Full Metal Jacket when everyone starts saying f4.
"F4?! The only things that F4 are steers and ******! And you don't look like a steer to me."
off topic, one for when there are many gorges (again from Full Metal Jacket)
"you had best ungorge yourself or I will rip off your head and **** down your neck, maggot"
Last Man [or alien] Alive "I have [ammo total], [health total], [armor total]! Just TRY and kill me!"
If i see them but they dont see me "I seeee youuu."
If i have little ammo or just killed a junk load of aliens "BRING IT ON!"
and if they fail to kill me "Is that the BEST you got?"
As marine:
I usually go to one of the hives, and say "1 Foot of steel does wonders for the hive."
or
"LETS ROCK!" with extended "O". sometimes over voice comm.
As alien:
If 3 D chambers are up i can get/have regen i get it, then i usually just rush in, biting everything and continually use the menu taunts and commands like, "ATTACK!" and Chuckle.
"And I, for one, welcome our alien/marine overlords."
-OldManRipper
"timeleft"
"nextmap"
or
"n00b COM!!" (If I was COM)
"Ok, thats it! Now you made me angry! Its time to use our secret weapon boys."
And sometimes its the classic
"All your base are belong to us!"
Had a hilarious loosing conditions when half of the marine team shouted their 'ending repliques'.
This works both in loosing or winning, I've never used this as alien.
"Ok you alien scum, were soon gonna wipe you out from this world. No more surrendering."
"Dinner has been served, take your seats gents."
Self explanating.
Usually I just improvise and throw something utterly ridiculous challenge to them.
"Theres three onos and one of us still alive, now youre in trouble!"
That's my line. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
EDIT: I also like to say "we come in peace!"