When Its Obvious Your Losing....
Praevus
Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8424Members
Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8424Members
<div class="IPBDescription">What is your favorite one-liner to say?</div> As the topic says. When its obvious the game is decided, what do you say? Aside from the F4 business. Use <b>Humor</b>
Since I keep myself as a rine:
- Comm, you might as well spawn in some fk'ing lube because we'll need it.
- We lost because you fk'ers can't aim.
Since I keep myself as a rine:
- Comm, you might as well spawn in some fk'ing lube because we'll need it.
- We lost because you fk'ers can't aim.
Comments
I second that
"0mg h4x!!!! :-P "
"I wasn't comming, thats why we lost. Yes, I realize I'm an alien. We should have gotten a comm too!"
"ok we lost because of *isert speculative reason here*."
"I cant believe we are still alife"
EDIT:
Oh, humour? doh!
i never really f4, and for some reason when I'm the last marine alive, I feel invincible and taking down fades miraculously becomes easy which leads to a number of taughtings. Why is it never easy when it counts to kill fades though.
Not my line but I've seen a marine or two do this when onos are running rampant
"*points pistol to head* BANG" types kill in console.
AAAHHH...THE RAPE
Please god...make the hurting stop
Allah...Be merciful
Come on...Come on...get some...yea...get some....get some...
Well...I think I winged em before I died
Ok...so it was 6 on me and I did get 3 shots off
Oh...Bloody hell
Lo there do I see my father
Lo there do i see my mother and sisters and my brothers
Lo...they do call to me
They bid me take my place amoung them
In the halls of Valhalla...where the brave my life...Forever
BANZAIIIIIIII
"tell my wife i love her"
*alien asks where i am* "NOT TELLING! NOT TELLING!"
alien :
"c'mon you guys! i just wanna be your friend! why can't aliens and marines live in harmony?"
"COMM GIMME JP + HMG!!!!11 I WANNA RUSH MARINE N00B BASE!!!!11!!"
Johnny C.: WIN
then i promptly press f8 (my current bind for kill)
man, i'll never get tired of hearing that "OMG I JUST SWALLOWED MY CYANIDE PILL ON ACCIDENT" ghasp of the /kill. Am i sick for repeatedly respawning just to hear that gasp one more time?
<b>Step 1</b> Don't die
<b>Step 2</b> Win"
JaG
As an Onos:<i>Now marines you have a choice, you can get it soft and slowly, or quick and rough.</i>
"hey aliens/marines, if you lets us win i'll buy you all alien/human pleasure slave *wink* *wink*
or
if we are losing very bad and my reasoning didn't work i say some1 is hacking on our team and i ask any fades if they wanna see him hacking, so they come into our base after saying we won't shoot we make them look at the guy pretending to hack, pull out shotguns or HMG and blast them , lame yet effective <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
though they tend to come back as onos <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
"gg 6 gorge kthx"(Yes even if there is only 3-4 aliens or less)
"And I thought the Human race was merciful!"
Cheat Enabled
would come up in the middle of the screen just like in singplayer games
scared the arse off my dumb opponents <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->:D:D
<!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
"They are coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks!"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"Be assured. The hive is safe, protected"
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"I triple guarantee you, there are no marine soldiers in Port Engine!"
My line as alien:
"You can never get me!"
- For some wierd reason i'm always the last one to live..
as a marine:
"Fear my banjo!"
- then i run off and knife the first alien i see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Someone set up us the bomb!"
"We get signal"
"What?"
"Main screen turn on!"
"It's you!"
(hopefully someone on the other team supplies "How are you gentlemen? All your hive are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction")
"What you say?!"
(and again, from the other team "You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha.")
And if you don't know where that's from, <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>click here, you poor unenlightened fool</a>.
"so much death.. so much destruction, nasty, pointless war.."