When Its Obvious Your Losing....

Praevus · May 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">What is your favorite one-liner to say?</div> As the topic says. When its obvious the game is decided, what do you say? Aside from the F4 business. Use Humor

Since I keep myself as a rine:

- Comm, you might as well spawn in some fk'ing lube because we'll need it.

- We lost because you fk'ers can't aim.

FlatlineUTD · May 2003

I say, "Hey (aliens or marines, the opposite of the side I'm on)! If you press F4, NS gives you a dollar!"

MrPink · May 2003

My favorite trick is to hide in a alien resource tower til the marine stop spawning, then I come out, give the aliens one last chance to surrender, tell them I'm gonna go nuke their hive, then go running straight for their main hive right into a onos tusk.

Infected_Marine · May 2003

"Game over man, Game over!"

G-ZeuZ · May 2003

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infected Marine @ May 5 2003, 08:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Game over man, Game over!"  </td></tr></table> 
I second that

domesticxdispute · May 2003

ok im going onos

Jammer · May 2003

"Too bad you haven't found our SECRET base! Haha!"
"0mg h4x!!!! :-P "
"I wasn't comming, thats why we lost. Yes, I realize I'm an alien. We should have gotten a comm too!"

Ollj · May 2003

"Free popcorn in Mess Hall."
"ok we lost because of *isert speculative reason here*."
"I cant believe we are still alife"

blue2k · May 2003

thats right, eat me, i said EAT ME! i hope i give you the sh*ts

Chadseh · May 2003

"Oh ffs another **** rush *yawn*"

EDIT:

Oh, humour? doh!

Lt_Hendrickson · May 2003

"Never give up. Never surrender. OK lets f4"

i never really f4, and for some reason when I'm the last marine alive, I feel invincible and taking down fades miraculously becomes easy which leads to a number of taughtings. Why is it never easy when it counts to kill fades though.

Not my line but I've seen a marine or two do this when onos are running rampant
"*points pistol to head* BANG" types kill in console.

Aphal · May 2003

"gg"

JusticeBlade · May 2003

..................................NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED...........................

RyoOhki · May 2003

CURSE YOU JUSTICEBLADE! You beat me to it <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Mindmeldme · May 2003

Alright this is over...I'll be afk till the map cycles.
AAAHHH...THE RAPE
Please god...make the hurting stop
Allah...Be merciful

Come on...Come on...get some...yea...get some....get some...
Well...I think I winged em before I died
Ok...so it was 6 on me and I did get 3 shots off
Oh...Bloody hell

Lo there do I see my father
Lo there do i see my mother and sisters and my brothers
Lo...they do call to me
They bid me take my place amoung them
In the halls of Valhalla...where the brave my life...Forever

BANZAIIIIIIII

BlaqWolf · May 2003

marine :

"tell my wife i love her"

*alien asks where i am* "NOT TELLING! NOT TELLING!"

alien :

"c'mon you guys! i just wanna be your friend! why can't aliens and marines live in harmony?"

"COMM GIMME JP + HMG!!!!11 I WANNA RUSH MARINE N00B BASE!!!!11!!"

Some_tall_guy · May 2003

going onos

Madjai · May 2003

when it becomes hopeless I always ask the other team "You guys give up yet?", it always gets a few laughs.

airyK · May 2003

ah hmm..... how about "bind mouse1 kill in the console and you can kill people easier!" and watch opposite team start to suicide ah thats great seen it work before too

lordbluewolf · May 2003

i will once in a great while draw out a game simply to say this (either marines or aliens after 5 minutes of waiting...)

Johnny C.: WIN

then i promptly press f8 (my current bind for kill)
man, i'll never get tired of hearing that "OMG I JUST SWALLOWED MY CYANIDE PILL ON ACCIDENT" ghasp of the /kill. Am i sick for repeatedly respawning just to hear that gasp one more time?

JaGman · May 2003

"Alrite team, change of plans:
Step 1 Don't die
Step 2 Win"

JaG

Infected_Marine · May 2003

Although this is off topic, I do have a favorite line to say when I know my team will win.

As an Onos:Now marines you have a choice, you can get it soft and slowly, or quick and rough.

129th_lerk_airborne_division · May 2003

when i start losing i tend to reason with the other team.

"hey aliens/marines, if you lets us win i'll buy you all alien/human pleasure slave *wink* *wink*

or

if we are losing very bad and my reasoning didn't work i say some1 is hacking on our team and i ask any fades if they wanna see him hacking, so they come into our base after saying we won't shoot we make them look at the guy pretending to hack, pull out shotguns or HMG and blast them , lame yet effective <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>
though they tend to come back as onos <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

GorgeBush · May 2003

"gg 3 comms kthx"
"gg 6 gorge kthx"(Yes even if there is only 3-4 aliens or less)
"And I thought the Human race was merciful!"

NecromanZer · May 2003

totally off topic but in starcraft when i was losing i would press enter then lots of spaces, then ...

Cheat Enabled

would come up in the middle of the screen just like in singplayer games

scared the arse off my dumb opponents <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>:D:D

Shockeh · May 2003

"You can take meh hive.... but you'll never take..... MEH FREEEEEDOMMM!"

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Immacolata · May 2003

I quote Mo:

"They are coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks!"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"Be assured. The hive is safe, protected"

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"I triple guarantee you, there are no marine soldiers in Port Engine!"

Nupi · May 2003

Hehe .. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

My line as alien:

"You can never get me!"
- For some wierd reason i'm always the last one to live..

as a marine:

"Fear my banjo!"
- then i run off and knife the first alien i see <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Wolv · May 2003

"Just wait till they notice we ate their IP's"

SoulSkorpion · May 2003

"What happen?"

"Someone set up us the bomb!"

"We get signal"

"What?"

"Main screen turn on!"

"It's you!"

(hopefully someone on the other team supplies "How are you gentlemen? All your hive are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction")

"What you say?!"

(and again, from the other team "You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha.")

And if you don't know where that's from, <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>click here, you poor unenlightened fool</a>.

Error404 · May 2003

"AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHhhhhhh *blood curdling screams*"

"so much death.. so much destruction, nasty, pointless war.."

When Its Obvious Your Losing....

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