How Gullible Can They Get?

WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">A contest</div> Here's a contest!
See how much you can mislead somebody and keep them believing you. IE a test of their gullibility, or your skill in ad-libbing.

Here's my first one (a slight deficit of effort on his part made this hard)
Name censored to protect the silly <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

****: dude, when is ns 1.1 coming out?
Windelkron: oh I am a PT
Windelkron: I can't tell you
****: WTS
****: you're kidding me.
Windelkron: nope
****: o.O
Windelkron: but its like ultra sekrat
****: with YOUR COMPUTER?! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Windelkron: I got a new one
Windelkron: well
Windelkron: I told you
Windelkron: it works ok
Windelkron: but 1.1 is really cool
****: lol, you get a new comp and you act all bad ****. :-P
****: do you get tier two stuff for a long time?
Windelkron: tier two?
****: fades?
Windelkron: what do you mean "a long time
****: longer than normally?
****: lol, you get fades and the game's usually done. :-\
Windelkron: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Windelkron: welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Windelkron: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
****: ok!
****: :-D
Windelkron: hm
Windelkron: 1.1 has some stuff we want
Windelkron: and some stuff we weren't expecting :O
Windelkron: but I cant tell you about it
Windelkron: what I can tell you know
Windelkron: though
Windelkron: BEG FOR IT!
****: *STARTS BEGGING*
****: ....
****: *cries*
Windelkron: dance!
****: *dances*
Windelkron: hmm ok
****: btw: you don't seem to be online as much... whats up with that?
Windelkron: what I can tell you
Windelkron: is that
Windelkron: I'M NOT REALLY A 1.1 PLAYTESTER!
Windelkron: HAHGAHA
****: ..........*beats living crap out of windel*
****: I DANCED FOR NOTHING?!
Windelkron: hshaafasdaah
****: *beats windel with large shoes*
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  • DarkWulfDarkWulf Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4662Members
    i have no fear of retaliation!

    i'm allowed to be stupid like this. i haven't touched HL since i reformatted awhile back. how can you do this for me? i didn't want to dig, thats all. *crying*
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    that's the censored guy, folks <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Windelkron : Dude !!! When is V 1.1 Coming out dude ?
    Sirus : Oh, I'm a PT
    Sirus : However, I can't tell you
    Windelkron : Aww, DUDE ! Why not ?
    Sirus : I simply can't, nub caeks.
    Windelkron : You're kidding me
    Sirus : Nope
    Windelkron : Thats not fair !
    Sirus : BTW, 1.1 is uber seks
    Windelkron : Do you get tier two stuff for a long time?
    Sirus : Do you even know what Tier means Windelkron ?
    Windelkron : Tier two?
    Sirus : Good Job, I guess you would have to wait til V1.1 to see
    Sirus : I think you're a little obsessed with V 1.1 so you're acting out strangely Windelkron
    Windelkron: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Windelkron: welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Sirus : Nublet...BEG FOR IT!
    Windelkron : *STARTS BEGGING*
    Sirus : Dance Monkey !
    Windelkron : *dances*
    Windelkron : Tell me Something !!!
    Sirus : What I can tell you
    Sirus : Is that
    Sirus : I'M REALLY A 1.1 PLAYTESTER
    Windelkron : I DANCED FOR NOTHING?!
    Sirus : Meh, I had a good laugh, I guess that's something

    Name not censored to attack the silly <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Windelkron = Fired

    BTW, I win !
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  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    The best part was when he gave himself away by replying. HA!
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    hooray, you just made me choke on my gatorade windelkron.
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    I once convinced a fiends ex-fiance that matresses were actually made from the carcasses of matress-creatures (like cuttlefish bones), which were now endangered due to overfarming (of course). Hence the rising cost of Japanese Futons, which were made from a plant.

    It was a good hour before she called me on it.
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  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    Too much hitchhikers for beast methinks.

    One of my mates girlfriends, is possibly he most gullible person in the world...theres just TOO much stuff i've said to her and shes believed (I have this amazing ability to talk complete and utter garbage for extended periods of time and make it sound possible) untill one of my other mates spoil it by telling her i'm talking crap :[
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    The amount of times I have told people in IRC various 'Playtesting facts' or 'secret info' and they have believed me is quite astounding.
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  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    Results are more rewarding in real life, but then again, the severity of possible repercussions might just neutralize the reward.
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  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--[tbZ]BeAst+Apr 28 2003, 07:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([tbZ]BeAst @ Apr 28 2003, 07:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once convinced a <b>fiends</b> ex-fiance that... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You meant friends, right ?!
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    Possibly, although its an interesting Freudian slip. He wasn't as bad as all that....
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I convinced someone that a man named John Williams was the first to walk on the moon, but Neil Armstrong was the first person who SAID anything, so that's why he's famous.

    She still believes it.
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I once convinced my sister that the moon was made of cheese, and that there was government research going on in order to find out how to get it back to earth in sizable quantities. Ohoho. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I convinced the playtesters that I really liked them and valued their opinions...

    <i>snicker</i>
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Apr 28 2003, 11:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Apr 28 2003, 11:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I convinced the playtesters that I really liked them and valued their opinions...

    <i>snicker</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ooooh. That's a good one.
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  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    I once convinced somone I had a life.
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Apr 28 2003, 03:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Apr 28 2003, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I convinced the playtesters that I really liked them and valued their opinions...

    <i>snicker</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't flatter yourself, you old fogie, we knew all along. ;D
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  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    Hahaha... funnay. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Meh, The truth is MonsE is that Flay and the rest of the devs don't really need you, they just feel bad because you're so old.

    : )
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Apr 28 2003, 07:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Apr 28 2003, 07:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I convinced the playtesters that I really liked them and valued their opinions...

    <i>snicker</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LMAO

    MonsE says the darndest things
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    One time I got people to read something while they thought it would be something intresting.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I once convinced myself that this would be funny.
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    I once convinced a college I actually wanted to go to it.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    We all once convinced each other that these posts had a point.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    Come on guys, don't post one-sentences reminisces, post conversations! The point is for you to go out NOW and try to twist somebody's head. As in, we are now going to actively try to fool people so we can put it here. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    I got windelkron to believe that his posts actually screwed with someone and thus made a purpose in life.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SmokeNova+Apr 28 2003, 09:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmokeNova @ Apr 28 2003, 09:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got windelkron to believe that his posts actually screwed with someone and thus made a purpose in life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    owned
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Alright, here we go, I got a bunch of these(names not changed because I don't wanna protect these morons.
    I got a back story here: My online persona is of The Craft Robot AKA Steven Q Urkel, who is 9 years old and adopted. Now, you'd think that people wouldn't be fooled by the robot/adopted part, and you'd be right, but they are fooled by the 9 years old part. Here's the first one of these I ever did <a href='http://www.sambito.net/mullet/nancy.html' target='_blank'>entitled "Nancy"</a>. Now for the rest:
    This is the first in a series(you'll get a timeline of events of you read em all)

    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:AshleyLynne11314): Fri Mar 07 21:06:28 2003
    AshleyLynne11314: a/s/l
    branmaster5000: 9/human genders mean nothing to me/the eastern portion of thought
    branmaster5000: you'll get no better answer out of me!
    AshleyLynne11314: ok and your nine you say
    branmaster5000: **** yeah
    AshleyLynne11314: ok......
    branmaster5000: indeed!
    AshleyLynne11314: alright then
    AshleyLynne11314: and then how may i ask do you know that word
    branmaster5000: **** you I'm 9!
    branmaster5000: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994
    AshleyLynne11314: how do you know the word assembled do you like read the dictonary
    branmaster5000: actually, I have been known to, on occasion
    AshleyLynne11314: why don't you read comics or something
    branmaster5000: I do that as well
    AshleyLynne11314: ok
    AshleyLynne11314: what grade r u in
    branmaster5000: eleventytwelvth
    AshleyLynne11314: oh my deer lord
    branmaster5000: what of him?
    AshleyLynne11314: talk to you later but if i was your mom i would give you a time out
    branmaster5000: you don't tell my momma what to do!
    AshleyLynne11314: MAKE ME
    branmaster5000: grrrr!
    branmaster5000: take that!
    AshleyLynne11314: buh bye
    AshleyLynne11314: ma ha
    AshleyLynne11314: thake that
    AshleyLynne11314: buh bye
    branmaster5000: phhr my masculinity
    Session Close (AshleyLynne11314): Fri Mar 07 21:21:42 2003


    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:AshleyLynne11314): Sat Mar 08 10:23:43 2003
    AshleyLynne11314: hi agian
    *** Auto-response sent to AshleyLynne11314: getting NStitised.
    AshleyLynne11314: i still dont' think your nine
    Session Close (AshleyLynne11314): Sat Mar 08 10:29:15 2003


    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:AshleyLynne11314): Sat Mar 08 10:29:38 2003
    AshleyLynne11314: how can you prove that u r nine
    branmaster5000: MY WORD IS ENOUGH!
    AshleyLynne11314: oh please
    branmaster5000: because the craft robot would never ever lie
    branmaster5000: NEVER
    AshleyLynne11314: sure
    branmaster5000: it's all true!
    AshleyLynne11314: i really don't beleave you
    branmaster5000: that doesn't matter
    branmaster5000: you can choose to ignore the truth if you want to
    branmaster5000: GO AHEAD!
    branmaster5000: RUN AWAY FROM IT IN FEAR FOR YOUR FRAGILE SANITY
    AshleyLynne11314: oh brother
    branmaster5000: no, I am not your relation
    AshleyLynne11314: eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    branmaster5000: that is not a word
    AshleyLynne11314: ya want to know something
    branmaster5000: you missuse grammar!
    branmaster5000: yargh
    AshleyLynne11314: your to smart for your own good and thats not right
    branmaster5000: ahahahahahahahahaha
    branmaster5000: my intelligence frightens those of lesser mind!
    branmaster5000: I am superior!
    AshleyLynne11314: thank you i don't want to be a smart ****
    branmaster5000: feel honored that I have not smitten you with my telekenesis yet!
    branmaster5000: FEEL HONORED!
    AshleyLynne11314: y should i
    branmaster5000: brecause
    branmaster5000: not because
    AshleyLynne11314: u can't spell
    branmaster5000: brecause
    *** AshleyLynne11314 signed off at Sat Mar 08 10:34:41 2003.
    Session Close (AshleyLynne11314): Sat Mar 08 10:35:21 2003


    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:AshleyLynne11314): Tue Mar 25 17:34:07 2003
    AshleyLynne11314: who r u
    *** Auto-response sent to AshleyLynne11314: The war between men and machines waged on through the early 70s. You don't remember because back then, it was only a prophesy. But now, in the future, the past has occured!
    *** AshleyLynne11314 signed off at Tue Mar 25 17:34:53 2003.
    Session Close (AshleyLynne11314): Tue Mar 25 18:10:46 2003
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    And here is the second(although it technically happens before the first)

    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:mmLB7735): Fri Mar 07 21:02:29 2003
    mmLB7735: who is this
    mmLB7735: <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->?
    mmLB7735: ?
    /
    mmLB7735: ?*
    branmaster5000: steven q urkel, AKA your god
    mmLB7735: dream on freak
    branmaster5000: I know, I ain't cool enought to be urkel
    mmLB7735: who is this really
    mmLB7735: ?
    branmaster5000: matt the mullet
    mmLB7735: do u know who i am
    mmLB7735: :-\
    branmaster5000: not a clue, couldn't care less
    mmLB7735: >:oFreak!!!!!!!!
    branmaster5000: ?
    mmLB7735: what school do u go to
    branmaster5000: the one in my town
    branmaster5000: duh
    mmLB7735: ur so.......
    branmaster5000: so that's teh answer
    mmLB7735: what's the word ****.
    branmaster5000: I think the word is actually "pimp master"
    mmLB7735: loser
    branmaster5000: you got it!
    branmaster5000: I alwasys forget that kinda stuff
    mmLB7735: sry wrong person
    mmLB7735: NOT
    mmLB7735: lol
    branmaster5000: ok...
    mmLB7735: u got problems
    branmaster5000: you're the last one to know, trust me
    mmLB7735: :-D
    mmLB7735: lol
    branmaster5000: indeed
    mmLB7735: what's ur mom's name
    branmaster5000: I don't know
    mmLB7735: and dad's
    mmLB7735: o wait i just rememberred ur a lil slow
    mmLB7735: sry i forgot
    branmaster5000: my parents live on the moon, they put me up for adoption
    mmLB7735: i can understand y
    mmLB7735: lol
    mmLB7735: haha
    branmaster5000: because the moon is no place for a kid
    mmLB7735: and the earth is not a good place for u
    branmaster5000: no, it isn't
    branmaster5000: I would be better on saturn
    mmLB7735: or jupiter
    branmaster5000: no, jupiter smells funny
    mmLB7735: cuz u know u want to be with ur family don't u
    mmLB7735: uk the oppisite of smart
    branmaster5000: uk?
    mmLB7735: uk= you know
    mmLB7735: duh
    branmaster5000: you p0><0|2
    mmLB7735: ok
    mmLB7735: w/e
    branmaster5000: hahahaha
    mmLB7735: bibi
    branmaster5000: 100><0|2
    mmLB7735: ttyl,wy
    branmaster5000: 4645645
    mmLB7735: ttyl,wl*
    branmaster5000: O NO!
    branmaster5000: I AM AFRAID!
    *** mmLB7735 signed off at Fri Mar 07 21:19:52 2003.
    Session Close (mmLB7735): Fri Mar 07 21:20:03 2003
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    A third:

    Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:AshleyLynne11314): Fri Mar 07 21:06:28 2003
    AshleyLynne11314: a/s/l
    branmaster5000: 9/human genders mean nothing to me/the eastern portion of thought
    branmaster5000: you'll get no better answer out of me!
    AshleyLynne11314: ok and your nine you say
    branmaster5000: **** yeah
    AshleyLynne11314: ok......
    branmaster5000: indeed!
    AshleyLynne11314: alright then
    AshleyLynne11314: and then how may i ask do you know that word
    branmaster5000: **** you I'm 9!
    branmaster5000: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994
    AshleyLynne11314: how do you know the word assembled do you like read the dictonary
    branmaster5000: actually, I have been known to, on occasion
    AshleyLynne11314: why don't you read comics or something
    branmaster5000: I do that as well
    AshleyLynne11314: ok
    AshleyLynne11314: what grade r u in
    branmaster5000: eleventytwelvth
    AshleyLynne11314: oh my deer lord
    branmaster5000: what of him?
    AshleyLynne11314: talk to you later but if i was your mom i would give you a time out
    branmaster5000: you don't tell my momma what to do!
    AshleyLynne11314: MAKE ME
    branmaster5000: grrrr!
    branmaster5000: take that!
    AshleyLynne11314: buh bye
    AshleyLynne11314: ma ha
    AshleyLynne11314: thake that
    AshleyLynne11314: buh bye
    branmaster5000: phhr my masculinity
    Session Close (AshleyLynne11314): Fri Mar 07 21:21:42 2003
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