AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
edited April 2003
And, finally, the culmanation of all of this(not really, but I had to leave one out because it was kinda nonsensical and the language was so bad you really couldn't read it on these forums and have it make sense) in a chat room that I was invited to by these people(they all know each other you see)
Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:mmLB7735 Chat09): Fri Mar 07 21:08:17 2003 branmaster5000: 's my name branmaster5000: damn AshleyLynne11314: he says hes nine mmLB7735: 9 AshleyLynne11314: yes mmLB7735: in a 12 yr. old chat room mmLB7735: dang he's got some problems branmaster5000: **** you I'm nine! mmLB7735: =-O mmLB7735: don't get mad,get glad AshleyLynne11314: lol branmaster5000: yargh AshleyLynne11314: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994 he said that mmLB7735: u 9 yr. old act like u should be in preschool AshleyLynne11314: lol mmLB7735: lol mmLB7735: o branmaster5000: I'm 9 darnit! mmLB7735: ik branmaster5000: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994 mmLB7735: that's what u said mmLB7735: who cares mmLB7735: ik i don't branmaster5000: good for you! AshleyLynne11314: ok what school do you go to branmaster5000: why do you care? AshleyLynne11314: cuz i wanna see if you are really nine branmaster5000: I go to the school of crazy pimpinns mmLB7735: :-Dlol mmLB7735: haha AshleyLynne11314: because a nine year old dosen't use the word assembled branmaster5000: well this one does! AshleyLynne11314: yeah but...... branmaster5000: but what? mmLB7735: u probably learned that from his cat mmLB7735: lol branmaster5000: are you afraid of my masculinity AshleyLynne11314: you can't this one girl i babysit is nine and she can't even spell assembled AshleyLynne11314: no branmaster5000: well you should be afraid AshleyLynne11314: imnot branmaster5000: you will pay for underestimating! AshleyLynne11314: im sure you don't even know my name branmaster5000: I know where you live with psychic powers! AshleyLynne11314: ok where branmaster5000: you liiiiiiiiive.......in your house! AshleyLynne11314: what number AshleyLynne11314: what street branmaster5000: 4756+ branmaster5000: apple ridge court branmaster5000: I WIN! AshleyLynne11314: no u lose branmaster5000: YOU LIE! branmaster5000: LIES! branmaster5000: UNTRUTHES! branmaster5000: BLASPHEMY! AshleyLynne11314: ya know something i have to go amber get online tomarow this lesbo weird *** AshleyLynne11314 has left the chat. branmaster5000: WHATEVER THE **** THAT MEANS mmLB7735: o mmLB7735: u don't know branmaster5000: I know what it means, but it makes no sense grammatically *** mmLB7735 has left the chat. Session Close (mmLB7735 Chat09): Fri Mar 07 21:18:02 2003
you sir, have AIM issues <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> there was this one dude who I talked to, and everyone insulted him cause he was a total idiot who thought he was hot stuff, and failed so horribly at it. I would post it, but I am too lazy to cencor it.......
While this isn't NS related, it is by far the best story of gulibility I know. This girl I know was working at a <i>used car lot</i> one summer and one of the <i>used car salesmen</i> was telling her about this crazy thing he saw on the news. "So did you hear they're doing the Rectal Pupilotomy now? Yeah, this way you can get a pupilotomy without all of the ugly facial scarring." She was slightly sceptical: "Ummm what?" <i>used car salesman</i>: "Yeah I read it in last weeks paper," talking to other <i>used car salesman</i> "Hey Jack, you heard about them doing the Rectal Pupilotomy now right?" jack: "Oh yeah I heard that. What'll they think of next"
So poor Sarah goes home believing this and that evening she was going out to dinner with her parents and her boyfriend and while they're all driving to the restaurant, Sarah cleverly tells everyone:
"Hey the guys at work were telling me about Rectal Pupilotomy, I didnt know they could do that!"
Boyfriend (knowing she works with <i>used car salesmen</i>) buries head in hands.....
Comments
Session Start (AIM - branmaster5000:mmLB7735 Chat09): Fri Mar 07 21:08:17 2003
branmaster5000: 's my name
branmaster5000: damn
AshleyLynne11314: he says hes nine
mmLB7735: 9
AshleyLynne11314: yes
mmLB7735: in a 12 yr. old chat room
mmLB7735: dang he's got some problems
branmaster5000: **** you I'm nine!
mmLB7735: =-O
mmLB7735: don't get mad,get glad
AshleyLynne11314: lol
branmaster5000: yargh
AshleyLynne11314: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994 he said that
mmLB7735: u 9 yr. old act like u should be in preschool
AshleyLynne11314: lol
mmLB7735: lol
mmLB7735: o
branmaster5000: I'm 9 darnit!
mmLB7735: ik
branmaster5000: I was assembled on january 6th, 1994
mmLB7735: that's what u said
mmLB7735: who cares
mmLB7735: ik i don't
branmaster5000: good for you!
AshleyLynne11314: ok what school do you go to
branmaster5000: why do you care?
AshleyLynne11314: cuz i wanna see if you are really nine
branmaster5000: I go to the school of crazy pimpinns
mmLB7735: :-Dlol
mmLB7735: haha
AshleyLynne11314: because a nine year old dosen't use the word assembled
branmaster5000: well this one does!
AshleyLynne11314: yeah but......
branmaster5000: but what?
mmLB7735: u probably learned that from his cat
mmLB7735: lol
branmaster5000: are you afraid of my masculinity
AshleyLynne11314: you can't this one girl i babysit is nine and she can't even spell assembled
AshleyLynne11314: no
branmaster5000: well you should be afraid
AshleyLynne11314: imnot
branmaster5000: you will pay for underestimating!
AshleyLynne11314: im sure you don't even know my name
branmaster5000: I know where you live with psychic powers!
AshleyLynne11314: ok where
branmaster5000: you liiiiiiiiive.......in your house!
AshleyLynne11314: what number
AshleyLynne11314: what street
branmaster5000: 4756+
branmaster5000: apple ridge court
branmaster5000: I WIN!
AshleyLynne11314: no u lose
branmaster5000: YOU LIE!
branmaster5000: LIES!
branmaster5000: UNTRUTHES!
branmaster5000: BLASPHEMY!
AshleyLynne11314: ya know something i have to go amber get online tomarow this lesbo weird
*** AshleyLynne11314 has left the chat.
branmaster5000: WHATEVER THE **** THAT MEANS
mmLB7735: o
mmLB7735: u don't know
branmaster5000: I know what it means, but it makes no sense grammatically
*** mmLB7735 has left the chat.
Session Close (mmLB7735 Chat09): Fri Mar 07 21:18:02 2003
there was this one dude who I talked to, and everyone insulted him cause he was a total idiot who thought he was hot stuff, and failed so horribly at it. I would post it, but I am too lazy to cencor it.......
But you most definitely have issues for even daring to enter a 12 year old chat room.
However, usually when I talk to random people they actually like me.
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"So did you hear they're doing the Rectal Pupilotomy now? Yeah, this way you can get a pupilotomy without all of the ugly facial scarring."
She was slightly sceptical:
"Ummm what?"
<i>used car salesman</i>:
"Yeah I read it in last weeks paper,"
talking to other <i>used car salesman</i>
"Hey Jack, you heard about them doing the Rectal Pupilotomy now right?"
jack:
"Oh yeah I heard that. What'll they think of next"
So poor Sarah goes home believing this and that evening she was going out to dinner with her parents and her boyfriend and while they're all driving to the restaurant, Sarah cleverly tells everyone:
"Hey the guys at work were telling me about Rectal Pupilotomy, I didnt know they could do that!"
Boyfriend (knowing she works with <i>used car salesmen</i>) buries head in hands.....