I am the man!

coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<div class="IPBDescription">Ph33r my 1337 n3tw0rking sk1llz!</div>I just single-handedly set up an iMac (I know NOTHING about macs) and my old-as-sh!t, never-works-right Dell PC to run through a router to use the same cable internet account.  I ROCK!

Granted, my computer did most of the work automatically, and I all had to do with the mac was reconnect it and restart it.  But that's not the point!  I rock!  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

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  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    that is not l33t networking skillz <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> those belong to me. Setting up a couple hundred computers on a lan...and not frying myself in crawlspaces littered with power wires, THus Is Pwnage!
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    You really have to fear the one-upmanship, Coil; no matter what you say, people will always try to sound cooler. I'm proud of you! Most people with computers never get passed the most basic stage.

    Next stop, Cisco cert. Heh.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    I say i'm better <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  i was doing i basic mapping tutuorial on sky boxes (im a newb in WorldCraft, it's true)and it didn't work, then i fixed it by taking the files out of the pak, with pak explorer. I'm good <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    tgas in the env directories specificly.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Well, needless to say, things don't go smoothly like that for me...

    I usually end up breaking a sophisticated peice of equipment with my butterfingers...



    <!--EDIT|rob6264|June 03 2002,22:40-->
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    The best I was able to was reattach my down arrow key after a renegade falling book (The Aeneid, I think) knocked it off.  I felt pretty good about that, but I couldn't fix the space bar.
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+June 03 2002,20:02--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (MonsieurEvil @ June 03 2002,20:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->You really have to fear the one-upmanship, Coil; no matter what you say, people will always try to sound cooler. I'm proud of you! Most people with computers never get passed the most basic stage.

    Next stop, Cisco cert. Heh.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    COIL! NO CLASSES! DON"T PAY FOR CLASSES! Really, if you're decent at computers, all you really have to learn are the cisco commands and maybe a bit of networking info...but don't pay any money for classes. If you need the help, pay for some books, but classes are just swiping money.
  • SleepySleepy Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 727Members
    I'm taking my CCNA right now actually, pretty basic stuff for the first two semesters.  Learning about how data travels and every single command known for configuring routers.  Not to mention doing some cable-running in the BUG-INFESTED basement, fun stuff.

    <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    half the crap on the CCNA is random crap that no one seems to ever review :/
  • SmokeMastaSmokeMasta Join Date: 2002-04-13 Member: 430Members
    my dad got a new laptop so i got to network it for him
    to +10.000 pc's (3 local rest thru WAN)
  • Black_WolfBlack_Wolf Join Date: 2002-03-13 Member: 310Members
    Well my best effore was my recent computer upgrade. With no real knowledge or prior experience or anyone who knew anything about computers + a crappy brought-cuilt HP computer with a case that is harder to get into properly than fort Knox i managed to install a new motherboard, network card, Athlon XP 2000+, GeForce 4 ti, and 40 gig hard drive. And a new power supply. Expensive for me, somone without a job or any parental support (allowance etc). 5 hours getting the drive bay open (non-contortionists beware) 1 hour of putting the stuff in, and another hour of getting windows to stop buggering me around, and my baby was complete. worth every cent/blood/sweat/tear. (i had to chisel out the back plate and split my power supply cord with a stanley knife as all the switches, LED cords, etc, had been joined permanently together).
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    ...dood, get a better case <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • Black_WolfBlack_Wolf Join Date: 2002-03-13 Member: 310Members
    good point, but after all that i couldnt afford one.

    its all working now

    and running nice and cool thanx to my volcano 7 =D
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Next step for me...:

    1) Buy my brother's P3 800 from him.
    2) Take out ALL the pieces: processor, HD, vid card, CD-ROM drive, CD-R drive, RAM, etc.
    3) Take all the worthwhile pieces out of *my* computer: sound card... um, sound card... did I mention the sound card?
    4) Build (with help from my l33t friend Stan) a dual-P3 with all the trimmin's.
    5) Install Halflife.  (:
  • pielemuispielemuis Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 72Members, NS1 Playtester
    I'm quite handy with computers myself, installed my own cdwriter, couldn't figure out how to put it in those slots without it falling down, so i put some pieces of wood under it d:D The writer works fine btw d:)
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Black Wolf+June 03 2002,19:12--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Black Wolf @ June 03 2002,19:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Well my best effore was my recent computer upgrade. With no real knowledge or prior experience or anyone who knew anything about computers + a crappy brought-cuilt HP computer with a case that is harder to get into properly than fort Knox i managed to install a new motherboard, network card, Athlon XP 2000+, GeForce 4 ti, and 40 gig hard drive. And a new power supply. Expensive for me, somone without a job or any parental support (allowance etc). 5 hours getting the drive bay open (non-contortionists beware) 1 hour of putting the stuff in, and another hour of getting windows to stop buggering me around, and my baby was complete. worth every cent/blood/sweat/tear. (i had to chisel out the back plate and split my power supply cord with a stanley knife as all the switches, LED cords, etc, had been joined permanently together).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    sounds like the only thing you didn't replace is the case. depending on what pets you have and where your comp is you could of just ripped the HP case apart and done to get what you wanted to salvage out of there and put it together in some kind of card board box. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->  The case is just a handy place to mount buttons, drives, PS, keep components tightly in and protect everything. You don't realy need it. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

    Actuly i've got the side off my case right now to help with circulation. It's in a tight corner so the fans can't do a good job.
  • BiomechanoidBiomechanoid Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
    *puts on a big important face*

    well MY (note the self importance of that "my") best l337 PC engineering skillz was actually making a CC (Car computer) Rather than replace my current high quality non-mp3 player (competition quality with all the extra doodads) with an inferior mp3-player for the same price, I built an mp3 player out of my old PC.

    I took my old p2 400, kept the motherboard, LAN card, vid card, memory, 30gig HD, and sound card, and built a box out of an old brief case. I used a cheap power inverter hooked up to my subs' amplifier's power supply to power the thing, and rewired the on/off switch next to my equalizer by the steering wheel. I also took apart one of those cheap ### 3 button mouses, bought an extender for the cable, and  made a custom fiberglass (many thanks to my bud Chris for the l337 fiberglass tools and info&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> box for it to be mounted in the ashtray slot (who smokes anyways?)

    I had my good buddy Java (he probably did more work with this prog than I did building my case) write me a prog where as soon as win98 booted up, it would launch winamp, and start playing it. He also wrote me a program where a 3 button mouse would:
    left click play/pause
    right click stop
    scroll up (right the way it's mounted): next track
    scroll down (left the way it's mounted): previous track
    middle: nothing

    and that's it. I probably spend about $5 in my fiberglass supplies for making the ashtray mount and $5 for the extension cable for the mouse. building the box took about 2 hours because of issues with grounding the motherboard, and molding the ashtray insert took about 45 minutes. actually installing it in my car took about 4 hours as I had to bury the wires and run the audio and video cable seperate from the power lines and lots of re-routing through the A pillars so I didn't get interference in the signal. not too bad for a former college electrical engingineer <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> (f34r my l337 m4th m4j0r sk1llz!!!!!111)

    and adding mp3s and editing the play list I have to do through a LAN- just take the briefcase out, and hook it up. I DO have a vidout on the briefcase to hook up to my TV screens, BUT... at the moment I only use the video to see if the case has crashed. <-- has yet to happen

    whew!
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    *Bows before Bio* You are now a sub-god.  However, no one shall top Sheridan!
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    well that trumps my little bit of fixing.
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+June 04 2002,15:30--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (MonsieurEvil @ June 04 2002,15:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->>_<<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I have the vaguest feeling that this is in response to Coil's comment. I don't know though.
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    For my next bit of w00tness, I successfully
    1) connected through a Virtual Private Network to my school's network
    2) downloaded and installed network-accessible-only software for software backup
    3) backed up all my personal files onto the school's server.

    I rock!
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    my school doesn't allow access to outside comps cept for a web server i think. as in no remote accesing, comps on the inside can use web browsers through some firewall service. not that i'd trust my files to a school comp.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--DrunkenBozo+June 06 2002,10:22--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (DrunkenBozo @ June 06 2002,10:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+June 04 2002,15:30--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (MonsieurEvil @ June 04 2002,15:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->>_<<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I have the vaguest feeling that this is in response to Coil's comment. I don't know though.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, the block of wood instead of using the rails...
  • pielemuispielemuis Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 72Members, NS1 Playtester
    bah monsE, I did it with style...
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