Ns Biblical Quotations
<div class="IPBDescription">Revised, King Flayra edition</div> Posted the below as a joke, someone got a kick out of it, so i'll post any others I come up with here.
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And the poeple did say unto the devs "We, your humble players, do ask that you, in your infinite power and wisdom, deliver us from the n00b scourge that hath spoiled our much sacred gaming." And the Devs did hear the people, and did give unto them the IQ Test Installer, and the people saw this, and said it was good.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- (13:37) Book of MonsieurEvil, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
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Our Commander who art in the chair, hallowed be thy res. Thy orders come, they will be done, in Port as they were in
Unnamed. Give us this day our daily health packs. And forgive us our failures, though we don't forgive those who succeed against us. And lead us not into armory humping, but deliver us from skulk rushes: for thine is the map, and the pwnage, and the victory, for ever and ever. Amen.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- The Comm's prayer, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
EDIT: If your gonna edit my posts nemesis, try to do it right <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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And the poeple did say unto the devs "We, your humble players, do ask that you, in your infinite power and wisdom, deliver us from the n00b scourge that hath spoiled our much sacred gaming." And the Devs did hear the people, and did give unto them the IQ Test Installer, and the people saw this, and said it was good.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- (13:37) Book of MonsieurEvil, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
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Our Commander who art in the chair, hallowed be thy res. Thy orders come, they will be done, in Port as they were in
Unnamed. Give us this day our daily health packs. And forgive us our failures, though we don't forgive those who succeed against us. And lead us not into armory humping, but deliver us from skulk rushes: for thine is the map, and the pwnage, and the victory, for ever and ever. Amen.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- The Comm's prayer, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
EDIT: If your gonna edit my posts nemesis, try to do it right <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Comments
--(14:73) Book of Sanjii, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra edition.
-- (74:11) Book of the Sacred Forums, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
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For thou art with me; Thy spores and thy spikes, they shalt comfort me. Thou preparest a feast before me that consists of mine enemies; thou annointest my head with umbra; my frags runneth over.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- (13:49) Book of Kharaa Psalms, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
Oh, come on. Giving us an excuse to nail him to a tree is a GOOD thing <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Thou shalt not commit double-postery.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
-- (25:22) First Book Modses, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
1)I am the Lord your Gorge. . . you shall have no other Gorgies before me.
2)You shalt not defile the name of the Gorge, or pronounce it as George or Gorg.
3)Remember the release day and keep it holy.
4)Honor thy hive and thy marine spawn.
5)You shalt not team kill.
6)You shalt not not commit exploitery.
7)You shalt not rob thy divine Gorge of His holy RPs.
8)You shalt not bear false hivesight against your neihbor.
9 & 10)You shall not covet thy neihbor's hive; you shall not covet thy neihbor's Onos, nor any Nodes that belong to thy neihbor.
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-- (20:1-21) First Book Modses, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra edition.
"A marine was going down from Powersilo to scout for hives, and fell into the mouths of skulks, who ate his weapons, chewed him, and left him with one hit-point. Now by chance the commander did see this, but passed the marine by, thinking "This man has nothing; surely health-packs would be wasted." So likewise a Heavily Armored n00b, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side, for he knew not the ways of the welder and wanted only 0wnz0r5. But a Gorge while traveling came near him; and when he saw him he was moved with pity. He went to him and healing-sprayed his wounds, having poured Bacterium on them. Then he put him on his Onos, brought him to a hive, and took care of him. The next day hew took out twenty resource points, gave them to the hive, and said, 'Take care of him; and when I come back, I will regurgitate you whatever more you spend.'"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
--(13:73) Book of Sanjii, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra edition.
Very clever indeed, I just had a thought of writing the ten Khamandments yesterday when I was vacuuming
Oh, come on. Giving us an excuse to nail him to a tree is a GOOD thing <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Never looked at it that way <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->.
The flood parable is pretty good, but you can do better, there's SO many things you could do here:
The clearing of the hive room, The patching of the 5000 servers, the owning of the 10 n00bs....
1) Thy commander is thy one true god. Thou shalt obey him unto your death. Then thou shall obey him again. And again. And again.
2) Thou shalt not curse thy command as being n00b
3) Remember thy release day, and keep it holy.
4) Honor thy teammates, for they are thine surrogate parents.
5) Thou shalt not teamkill.
6) Thou shalt not commit exploitation or cheating.
7) Thou shalt not kill-steal.
8) Thou shalt not accuse of cheating when thou art owned.
9) Thou shalt not covet thy teammates corpse.
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Let him have understanding count the number of the kharaa: for it is a number of an Onos; and it's number is 1337.
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I wish I could find my bible. (Even though I'm not Christian)
It's got some good quotes -_-
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Try this: <a href='http://www.hti.umich.edu/k/kjv/' target='_blank'>http://www.hti.umich.edu/k/kjv/</a>
EDIT:
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*Eats cewkie greedily*
Mmmmmm... cewkie....
And when he had opened the fourth airlock, I heard the voice of the fourth Fade say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale Onos: and his name that sat on him was Lerk, and Skulk followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the facility, to kill with fangs, and to paralyse, and xenocide, and with the Kharaa of the Moon.
And when he had opened the fifth airlock, I saw under the Protolab the Jetpacks of them that were slain for the word of Comm, and for the 1337ness which they held:
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*gives skulkbait a cewkie*
"A marine was going down from Powersilo to scout for hives, and fell into the mouths of skulks, who ate his weapons, chewed him, and left him with one hit-point. Now by chance the commander did see this, but passed the marine by, thinking "This man has nothing; surely health-packs would be wasted." So likewise a Heavily Armored n00b, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side, for he knew not the ways of the welder and wanted only 0wnz0r5. But a Gorge while traveling came near him; and when he saw him he was moved with pity. He went to him and healing-sprayed his wounds, having poured Bacterium on them. Then he put him on his Onos, brought him to a hive, and took care of him. The next day hew took out twenty resource points, gave them to the hive, and said, 'Take care of him; and when I come back, I will regurgitate you whatever more you spend.'"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Arise, Kerrigan!
Hmm... Thief scriptures could work here too.
Mods should web this thread.
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Yes, there will never be better scriptures than the ones of Thief I and II.... Does anyone now where I can get a complete list of all the thief scriptures? I would love to do some.
-- (10:09) Book of MonsieurEvil, Revised NS Bible, King Flayra Edition.
And the servers were without players, and void, and darkness was upon the face of every player. And Flayra did move upon the face of the servers.
And Flayra said, Let there be developers, and there were developers.
And Flayra saw the developers, and that they were good. And Flayra divided the developers from the players.
And this was the first day
And Flayra then said Let there be a firament that will place the developers on high. And Flayra created the first beta of NS.
And this was the second day
And Flayra said Let all the bugs be gathered in one place, so that gameplay might begin. And Flayra did thus. And Flayra said Let these bugs be purged, and He created the playtesters. And Flayra saw that they were good.
And this was the third day
And Flayra said Let there be lights in the sky to divide the worthy from the unworthy, and the forum moderators were created. And Flayra saw that they were good.
And Flayra said Let there be light in the skies of night also, that may bring light to those without, and the forums were created. And Flayra saw that it was good
And this was the fourth day
And Flayra said Let the hives bring forth abundantly every skulk that hath life, and lerks that may fly above the earth.
And Flayra created great Onoi, which the hives brought forth abundantly, and gorges to build his lands, and fades to blink upon the servers.
And Flayra said Go forth and multiply, and fill the servers with all manner of life.
And this was the fifth day
And Flayra did then see his creations had none to challange, and Flayra said Let us make the marines in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fades of the vents, and over the lerks of the skies, and over the gorges of the resources, and over the onoi of the end game, and dominion over every skulking thing that skulkth upon the servers
So Flayra created the marines in his own image, commander and soldier created he them.
And Flayra did say unto them Go forth and multiply, and replenish the servers. I hath given you every ammo bearing armory which is upon the face of the servers, and every gate that will phase, and every skulk; to you it shall be for meat.
And Flayra saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good.
And this was the sixth day
Thus Natural Selection and the servers were finished, all the host of them
And on the seventh day Flayra ended his work and rested, partaking in his creation. And lo, upon the servers he did travel.
And on the seventh day Flayra did build of a sensory chamber first, and thus did the server turn upon him. And Flayra said "Thus I did buildeth"
And the server did say "Why oh Lord?"
And Flayra said "This is my creation"
And Flayra saw that despite his best efforts, there were still n00bs.
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I am the mod the NS, You shalt not have strange mods before me.
You shalt not take the ballancing of the mod in vain.
Remember to keep Holy Flays Birthday.
Honor the Gorges and the Hives.
Thou shalt not kill, well at least not yourself.
Thou shalt not eject your comm.
Thou shalt not waste resources from the hive
Thou shalt not call your Teammates n00bs.
Thou shalt not covet the Teammates Knife skills.
Thou shalt not covet the Teammates HMG.
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