<!--QuoteBegin--Question+Feb 16 2003, 04:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Question @ Feb 16 2003, 04:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow i just had this really dumb conversation on a 4 vs 4(alien advantage) on ns_eclipse...
Me : Okay since 75% of the marines are refusing to obey orders and they have 2 hives,im recycling everything.
*n00b rushes to mainteance hive and hides underneath*
n00b : see?when he was comm i knew we would lose from the start.
Me : you are blaming ME for you REFUSAL to obey orders?!
n00b : you didnt make your instructiosn clear enough
Me : Okay i gave you waypoints and i typed orders at least 5 times in full capitals.....and i didnt make the instructions clear enough.****.
n00b(at this point he decides to adopt the idiot defence.) : you suck!
Me : i suck because you refuse to obey orders?!WTF?!
n00b : just admit that you suck!
Me : dude i told you to go mainteance,you went comp core.I told you to go comp core,you went and hid under mainteance hive.Then you absolutely refused to phase in to defend the seige points because you were humping the armory.
n00b : you suck!!!!!11111111
Me : Why dont you go post on the server forums that i suck because you refuse to obey orders.....you will be laughed off the forums
n00b : oh yea?they will say you suck!!!111111111
I can see this guy on the national debating team :
Guy 1 : The malaysian reasons for refusing a package deal in the water talks blah blah blah
n00b : OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU SUCK!!!!!1 I WIN!!!!!!!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh man did that give me a good laugh.
I would have prayed for ff to be turned on that game so I could slit that guys throat <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--||SemperFi||+Feb 16 2003, 10:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (||SemperFi|| @ Feb 16 2003, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> NSplayer has joined the game
NSplayer's name was changed to [No C-D]NSplayer
[No C-D]NSplayer: Am i in a clan? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This one is short but hilarious! Gets my vote for sure... I know this is not NS, but you've got to hear it anyways: in AvP2 I was a facehugger playing online and I saw two Predators just looking at each other.
Pred w/o Mask: dude is my mask off Pred w/ Mask: yea Pred w/o Mask: damn Pred w/ Mask: yea
In that game you can easily tell if your mask is on by pressing 'V'... I subsequently facehugged the maskless one and the other one ran away and said "OMG WTF BS!!111!!" Then I spawned from the dead Pred and headbit him while he was typing...
<someone> do you mean cs with ns? <me>No <someone> Oh.. *goes to server* he comes back... <someone> Can you change to de_aztec I don't have that map <me> it's not cs <someone> it's not a custom map you know
......
otherwise there was
<comm> I did 3 sieges in case if they have onos <me> Sieges dont shoot at people <comm> I already killed people with siege
also short phrases
-what's a gorg? (notice the no e) -how you climb walls? -gorge is fat (I know that's not stupid but..) -how you build -how do you talk (you might remember that one from an mtg card in the artwork forum <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> ) -OMG FRAGSTEALER (notice this is on a voogru server where all stats are kept at 0 ) -shuttup I play ns for 2 years
<!--QuoteBegin--TommyVercetti+Feb 16 2003, 04:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TommyVercetti @ Feb 16 2003, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [QUOTE=||SemperFi||,Feb 16 2003, 10:56 AM] In that game you can easily tell if your mask is on by pressing 'V'... I subsequently facehugged the maskless one and the other one ran away and said "OMG WTF BS!!111!!" Then I spawned from the dead Pred and headbit him while he was typing... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Who the hell plays Predator in Avp without using IR mode anyway.
On Voogru; me vs Rambo. I was fade and tried to trap 2 marines in their strong defended Sewer hive. Too bad another me trapping marine killed me too easy from behind. Rambo: Improve your fadeing. Rushed again as skulk (tried to phase to main base) but got badly stuck between wall and Turret. Rambo killed me again. Rambo: And improve your Skulk, too. Between Sewer and Marine base a Fade got its upgrades, so I got Lerk to umbra him. All I did was umbra in that one fade and we owned them soo bad, killed one after another. Then a second and third fade came because they did not hurt my Regen-Umbra-lerk. Rambo: "Get me that lerk" Marines tried to knife me soo often, always failed. Me:"muhahaha" Rambo:"dont laught, you even get no kills" Me:"muhahaha I Get LOTS of kills with the Fades I protect" Now we were 4 Fades in umbra. Rambo:"Get me that lerk" Me: "Improve your marine" We got third hive, I got my green gas and much fun. Me: "Improve your marines, dumb ranbos"
Heh, well, I was playing on our nC server a few nights ago, and we had this...Mind you this is all over voice comm <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
StonedGuy: Hey Comm, I got all of the blue rings, but I can't find the phase gate to the next level. Team: ummmmm... StonedGuy: Hey Comm, I can't find the phase gate, and all these darn lemmings keep attacking me! Commander: Um...here...go....capture this ring here... StonedGuy: Hey Guys, I see another Ring, I'm gonna go get it. Team: Is this guy stoned or...just that dumb? Me: I dunno, but he certainly is a different sort of NSPlayer StonedGuy: Hey comm, I got the ring.
The dumbest thing I saw wasnt so much what anyone said.
When the aliens have won...3 hives, CC gone...they leave one infantry portal and just keep killing the marines as they spawn. Drags out the game for 5-10 minutes. I've been on both sides of this...and its no fun either way. Just start the new round already.
Me and some guy go gorge. We head for a hive that the marines have taken (cant remember which map) i start laying some OTs to slow the marines down and some idiot, who was like on the other side of the map says:
Supernorn? never go gorge again...you have no idea what your doing
im like WTF?! i tell this fool that im slowing down the marines and that he should help out by moving his ****.
he says:
you suck
and i notice the other gorge on the other side helping me with the OTs! im like "Gorge attack!" at this time we've built like two walls of lame, and some def chambers to heal them, the other team members come along to help out, (including another gorge, who also starts building) they are taking down the marines and all the OTs are taking all them out....and yet..this one ignorant prat is still like:
WTF you doing?
and im like:
ER...taking back the HIVE...we're winning!
i tell the skulks to concentrate on taking out the phase. Eventually after lots of good work and cover fire from the OTs we manage to take the hive back...im low on res because of the OT building which just saved the day, and this prat is like:
Someone build the hive!
i cant do it cos i havent got much res left...and the third gorge who just turned up and probably has enough res left builds the hive...and this prat is like Well done!
and im like: what about an apology? dont i get credit? if it wasnt for me and the others we wouldnt HAVE a hive
and hes like:
nope...your still crap
We win the game after this..(i think if the marines had taken the hive we may of lost...)
But i guess the STUPID part of this is how Ignorant and blind and...ER..STUPID people can be... that guy was obviously an Ego head
<!--QuoteBegin--the_move+Feb 16 2003, 12:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the_move @ Feb 16 2003, 12:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Ollj+Feb 16 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ollj @ Feb 16 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Me: "Improve your marines, dumb ranbos" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Correct would have been:
"Improve your grenade launcher" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Of course i just told them to use GL after they all were death.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->StonedGuy: Hey comm, I got the ring. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> NS is NOT = Sonic the hetchehoog
Is it just me or are most the complaints with the marines... hrmm <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
i was commingabout 1 week ago on hera and decided to hmg rush the aliens.
me : Ok we r going to hmg rush *starts upgrading armoury* n00b1 : OMG COMM WE DONT HAVE A HIVE YET WE R DOOMED!! me : we r hmg rushing u idiot N00b1 ; OMG U IDIOT N00B COMM *finishes upgrading armoury* me : Ok all get to archiving after i give u hmgs. *i drop 3 hmgs* noob2 : COMM, ARE WE GONNA GET HMGS!?!?! *i drop him a hmg* noob2 : OMG COMM, NOT A NADE LAUNCHER, A HMG, noob1 : COMM I NEED A PHASE AT RECEPTION *noob1 gets pwned* *hmgers move out* *they see ONE gorge at holo room building an rt noob2 : LETS GET THE RT TO SCREW EM me : omg just leave it!! *EVERY1 kills the gorge then crowds around the rt and start knifing it* me : OMG FORGET THE DAMN RT AND GO KILL THE HIVE noob2 : OMG U NUB COMM then they all get killed by ONE skulk cos they had their back turned
<!--QuoteBegin--dizzy.souls+Feb 16 2003, 01:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dizzy.souls @ Feb 16 2003, 01:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *noob3 gestates into lerk* <alien><noob3> How do I fly as a lerk? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> HEY!!! Man I spent 15 minutes walking around as a lerk because I had no idea it could fly, on my first game untill I finally read the description for it.
I remember one particular time myself and two fades were in position to take back our hive with an obvious n00b at lerk.
Fade1: Umbra me! We're going in! Lerk: Umbra? Why? It doesn't do damage!
(Lerk then flies into hive and gets owned by a turret. Fades fire off as many acid rockets as possible before having to retreat, allowing the marines time to build more freaking turrets.)
I was commanding on ns_nancy map. There is that one res point near marine base in that small room just before mess hall. I ordered my team (4 marines) to in there and they did like i told them to do. I put RT up there and they all started to build it. One skulk camed and killed them all and then that RT. I said that next time guys one builds it and other three are securing those hallways. Did they do like i told them...NO.....again all of them started to build it and *CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP*... I upgraded MT and i was sure that now we can capture that res node, but i was wrong. I saw that there is one skulk coming and i warned my team about that skulk, but *CHOMP*
I typed "quit" to console <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
the most stupid thing (well maybe not but it was funny) I did was, as a gorge on ns_nothing (I know this name its the map I hate the most <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) I hid in a rt (you know, jump in it and go inthat bulb-like thing. Lame I know but my team wasnt helping at all)
there was 3 rines coming, and I got them all with spit and they didn't even see me. And I was chuckling-spamming all along <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.Of course, I was accused of cheating right away, but it's their fault they don't have eyes nor ears.
"How did I get to be so goood?" *spit* *dead* *chucklechucklechuckle*
TalesinOur own little well of hateJoin Date: 2002-11-08Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
<!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit, and can get you banned from a number of servers. Besideswhich, Marines bouncing around like ferrets on crack look like utter morons.
Call it 'combat dodging' all you want, but if you're dodging, how are you maintaining perfect aim? Much less dodging repeatedly.. if you dive out of the way, you really aren't going to be able to hold a bead, then dive out of the way in the next second as soon as you touch the floor.
I find it funnier to eat one of these idiot Marines, get accused of cheating, and point out that if you crouch as a Skulk, it turns off wallwalk mode and significantly decreases the effectiveness of all variations of the hitbox exploit.. including crouched crackbouncing. Listening to hitbox exploiters whine is a lot more fun than reading about someone who is getting called for using an exploit tactic.
<!--QuoteBegin--SpiffyJr+Feb 17 2003, 12:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SpiffyJr @ Feb 17 2003, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is it just me or are most the complaints with the marines... hrmm <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> "You are in the ReadyRoom. <b>If you are new to NS, you should try marines first.</b>" That tooltip is getting on my nerves. No funny quotes, sorry... Though I see "how do i buy guns?" often. I usually reply something like "This isnt CS", and see them leave soon after much whining.(<==that=correct spelling of whining, not whingeing....)
i got anotehr n00b moment last night <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
noob1 : how do you get guns? team : ur comm gives em to u me : lol dont listen to them, u get guns by pressing use on the armoury until u get 1
after this the n00b humps the armoury fer 10mins before leaving
the comm recycled out res tower so he could make more buildings... said we didnt have enuff res -.- wtf
and secondly
we were rushing their second hive as it was just finishing and i got there and got parastied... my teamate screamed at me calling me an00b becuase i led them to us.. when they were spawning at the new hive.. i got parasited by a newly spawned skulk.. how can i help it?
NSPlayer(turns gorge and jumps up and down) : I'm gonna kill you all!!!!!!!
NSPlayer heads into marine base and is gunned down...
--Map Changed---
NSPlayer(turns gorge and jumps up and down) : I'm gonna kill you all!!!!!!
NSPlayer heads into marine base (this time on Eclipse) and fires his amazingly powerful super weapon --- spit.
NSPlayer is gunned down.
(this guy doesnt say anything but I only pity him... while laughing my arse off to myself and my mate on private comms) ***** Map : Cage
me(commander) : ok guys we're doing good. Please just now defend the two hives we have secured until I can tech you all up like you wanted in the start of the game
noob : Damn it stupid bloody commander. You don't know **** do you? They still can go Onos with 1 hive!!!!! Read the manual next time noob! Marines... rush with me!!
Rest of the team is split. Some defend some rush with noob.
<noob killed with his fellow excited followers>
noob : You so suck commander
--- Time passes I get them upgrades and they we win the game ---
lol... yeah I, commander, killed all the onos single handed who had spawned freshly out of the 1 hive aliens <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> so I guess that noob was right - I rule <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> hehe.
<!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 17 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--heathenSlayer+Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (heathenSlayer @ Feb 16 2003, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Player: bunnyhopping cheater!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop. Again, saying it IS an exploit in bold doesn't do anything to further your argument.
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Me : Okay since 75% of the marines are refusing to obey orders and they have 2 hives,im recycling everything.
*n00b rushes to mainteance hive and hides underneath*
n00b : see?when he was comm i knew we would lose from the start.
Me : you are blaming ME for you REFUSAL to obey orders?!
n00b : you didnt make your instructiosn clear enough
Me : Okay i gave you waypoints and i typed orders at least 5 times in full capitals.....and i didnt make the instructions clear enough.****.
n00b(at this point he decides to adopt the idiot defence.) : you suck!
Me : i suck because you refuse to obey orders?!WTF?!
n00b : just admit that you suck!
Me : dude i told you to go mainteance,you went comp core.I told you to go comp core,you went and hid under mainteance hive.Then you absolutely refused to phase in to defend the seige points because you were humping the armory.
n00b : you suck!!!!!11111111
Me : Why dont you go post on the server forums that i suck because you refuse to obey orders.....you will be laughed off the forums
n00b : oh yea?they will say you suck!!!111111111
I can see this guy on the national debating team :
Guy 1 : The malaysian reasons for refusing a package deal in the water talks blah blah blah
n00b : OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU SUCK!!!!!1 I WIN!!!!!!!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh man did that give me a good laugh.
I would have prayed for ff to be turned on that game so I could slit that guys throat <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marine : COMM, I Need HA and HMG
COmm drops HA after a few minutes
Marine: Now i a HMG.
Marine: um COmm drop HMG for me
Marine: **** COME ON COMM
Comm drops a hmg for another person
marine: come on comm i need hmggg come on pleasee
*drops hmg for him
COOL!
*goes to phase gate
AND GETS PHASED!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Marine: O MF G (in mic)
NSplayer's name was changed to [No C-D]NSplayer
[No C-D]NSplayer: Am i in a clan? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
This one is short but hilarious! Gets my vote for sure... I know this is not NS, but you've got to hear it anyways: in AvP2 I was a facehugger playing online and I saw two Predators just looking at each other.
Pred w/o Mask: dude is my mask off
Pred w/ Mask: yea
Pred w/o Mask: damn
Pred w/ Mask: yea
In that game you can easily tell if your mask is on by pressing 'V'... I subsequently facehugged the maskless one and the other one ran away and said "OMG WTF BS!!111!!" Then I spawned from the dead Pred and headbit him while he was typing...
These are all hilarious!!! Made me literally roll on the floor laughing. LOL!
Sad thing is (i hope) that most of these are true. Just imagine how much pressure Comms are having cos of these idiots.
One piece of advice, if you want to avoid a heart-attack, NEVER go comm.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<someone> do you mean cs with ns?
<me>No
<someone> Oh.. *goes to server*
he comes back...
<someone> Can you change to de_aztec I don't have that map
<me> it's not cs
<someone> it's not a custom map you know
......
otherwise there was
<comm> I did 3 sieges in case if they have onos
<me> Sieges dont shoot at people
<comm> I already killed people with siege
also short phrases
-what's a gorg? (notice the no e)
-how you climb walls?
-gorge is fat (I know that's not stupid but..)
-how you build
-how do you talk (you might remember that one from an mtg card in the artwork forum <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> )
-OMG FRAGSTEALER (notice this is on a voogru server where all stats are kept at 0 )
-shuttup I play ns for 2 years
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
In that game you can easily tell if your mask is on by pressing 'V'... I subsequently facehugged the maskless one and the other one ran away and said "OMG WTF BS!!111!!" Then I spawned from the dead Pred and headbit him while he was typing... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Who the hell plays Predator in Avp without using IR mode anyway.
I was fade and tried to trap 2 marines in their strong defended Sewer hive. Too bad another me trapping marine killed me too easy from behind.
Rambo: Improve your fadeing.
Rushed again as skulk (tried to phase to main base) but got badly stuck between wall and Turret. Rambo killed me again.
Rambo: And improve your Skulk, too.
Between Sewer and Marine base a Fade got its upgrades, so I got Lerk to umbra him.
All I did was umbra in that one fade and we owned them soo bad, killed one after another.
Then a second and third fade came because they did not hurt my Regen-Umbra-lerk.
Rambo: "Get me that lerk"
Marines tried to knife me soo often, always failed.
Me:"muhahaha"
Rambo:"dont laught, you even get no kills"
Me:"muhahaha I Get LOTS of kills with the Fades I protect"
Now we were 4 Fades in umbra.
Rambo:"Get me that lerk"
Me: "Improve your marine"
We got third hive, I got my green gas and much fun.
Me: "Improve your marines, dumb ranbos"
Correct would have been:
"Improve your grenade launcher"
StonedGuy: Hey Comm, I got all of the blue rings, but I can't find the phase gate to the next level.
Team: ummmmm...
StonedGuy: Hey Comm, I can't find the phase gate, and all these darn lemmings keep attacking me!
Commander: Um...here...go....capture this ring here...
StonedGuy: Hey Guys, I see another Ring, I'm gonna go get it.
Team: Is this guy stoned or...just that dumb?
Me: I dunno, but he certainly is a different sort of NSPlayer
StonedGuy: Hey comm, I got the ring.
When the aliens have won...3 hives, CC gone...they leave one infantry portal and just keep killing the marines as they spawn. Drags out the game for 5-10 minutes. I've been on both sides of this...and its no fun either way. Just start the new round already.
i start laying some OTs to slow the marines down and some idiot, who was like on the other side of the map says:
Supernorn? never go gorge again...you have no idea what your doing
im like WTF?! i tell this fool that im slowing down the marines and that he should help out by moving his ****.
he says:
you suck
and i notice the other gorge on the other side helping me with the OTs! im like "Gorge attack!"
at this time we've built like two walls of lame, and some def chambers to heal them, the other team members come along to help out, (including another gorge, who also starts building)
they are taking down the marines and all the OTs are taking all them out....and yet..this one ignorant prat is still like:
WTF you doing?
and im like:
ER...taking back the HIVE...we're winning!
i tell the skulks to concentrate on taking out the phase. Eventually after lots of good work and cover fire from the OTs
we manage to take the hive back...im low on res because of the OT building which just saved the day, and this prat is like:
Someone build the hive!
i cant do it cos i havent got much res left...and the third gorge who just turned up and probably has enough res left builds the hive...and this prat is like
Well done!
and im like: what about an apology? dont i get credit? if it wasnt for me and the others we wouldnt HAVE a hive
and hes like:
nope...your still crap
We win the game after this..(i think if the marines had taken the hive we may of lost...)
But i guess the STUPID part of this is how Ignorant and blind and...ER..STUPID people can be...
that guy was obviously an Ego head
Correct would have been:
"Improve your grenade launcher" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Of course i just told them to use GL after they all were death.
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NS is NOT = Sonic the hetchehoog
me : Ok we r going to hmg rush
*starts upgrading armoury*
n00b1 : OMG COMM WE DONT HAVE A HIVE YET WE R DOOMED!!
me : we r hmg rushing u idiot
N00b1 ; OMG U IDIOT N00B COMM
*finishes upgrading armoury*
me : Ok all get to archiving after i give u hmgs.
*i drop 3 hmgs*
noob2 : COMM, ARE WE GONNA GET HMGS!?!?!
*i drop him a hmg*
noob2 : OMG COMM, NOT A NADE LAUNCHER, A HMG,
noob1 : COMM I NEED A PHASE AT RECEPTION
*noob1 gets pwned*
*hmgers move out*
*they see ONE gorge at holo room building an rt
noob2 : LETS GET THE RT TO SCREW EM
me : omg just leave it!!
*EVERY1 kills the gorge then crowds around the rt and start knifing it*
me : OMG FORGET THE DAMN RT AND GO KILL THE HIVE
noob2 : OMG U NUB COMM
then they all get killed by ONE skulk cos they had their back turned
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<alien><noob3> How do I fly as a lerk?
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HEY!!! Man I spent 15 minutes walking around as a lerk because I had no idea it could fly, on my first game untill I finally read the description for it.
Fade1: Umbra me! We're going in!
Lerk: Umbra? Why? It doesn't do damage!
(Lerk then flies into hive and gets owned by a turret. Fades fire off as many acid rockets as possible before having to retreat, allowing the marines time to build more freaking turrets.)
I typed "quit" to console <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
there was 3 rines coming, and I got them all with spit and they didn't even see me. And I was chuckling-spamming all along <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.Of course, I was accused of cheating right away, but it's their fault they don't have eyes nor ears.
"How did I get to be so goood?" *spit* *dead* *chucklechucklechuckle*
How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit, and can get you banned from a number of servers. Besideswhich, Marines bouncing around like ferrets on crack look like utter morons.
Call it 'combat dodging' all you want, but if you're dodging, how are you maintaining perfect aim? Much less dodging repeatedly.. if you dive out of the way, you really aren't going to be able to hold a bead, then dive out of the way in the next second as soon as you touch the floor.
I find it funnier to eat one of these idiot Marines, get accused of cheating, and point out that if you crouch as a Skulk, it turns off wallwalk mode and significantly decreases the effectiveness of all variations of the hitbox exploit.. including crouched crackbouncing. Listening to hitbox exploiters whine is a lot more fun than reading about someone who is getting called for using an exploit tactic.
"You are in the ReadyRoom. <b>If you are new to NS, you should try marines first.</b>"
That tooltip is getting on my nerves. No funny quotes, sorry...
Though I see "how do i buy guns?" often. I usually reply something like "This isnt CS", and see them leave soon after much whining.(<==that=correct spelling of whining, not whingeing....)
noob1 : how do you get guns?
team : ur comm gives em to u
me : lol dont listen to them, u get guns by pressing use on the armoury until u get 1
after this the n00b humps the armoury fer 10mins before leaving
first
the comm recycled out res tower so he could make more buildings... said we didnt have enuff res -.- wtf
and secondly
we were rushing their second hive as it was just finishing and i got there and got parastied... my teamate screamed at me calling me an00b becuase i led them to us.. when they were spawning at the new hive.. i got parasited by a newly spawned skulk.. how can i help it?
NSPlayer heads into marine base and is gunned down...
--Map Changed---
NSPlayer(turns gorge and jumps up and down) : I'm gonna kill you all!!!!!!
NSPlayer heads into marine base (this time on Eclipse) and fires his amazingly powerful super weapon --- spit.
NSPlayer is gunned down.
(this guy doesnt say anything but I only pity him... while laughing my arse off to myself and my mate on private comms)
*****
Map : Cage
me(commander) : ok guys we're doing good. Please just now defend the two hives we have secured until I can tech you all up like you wanted in the start of the game
noob : Damn it stupid bloody commander. You don't know **** do you? They still can go Onos with 1 hive!!!!! Read the manual next time noob! Marines... rush with me!!
Rest of the team is split. Some defend some rush with noob.
<noob killed with his fellow excited followers>
noob : You so suck commander
--- Time passes I get them upgrades and they we win the game ---
noob in ready room : Commander... you so rule!
:-/ I mean sheez!
Onos...1st hive....its second hive goddamit! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (lol)
How's that funny? Marines *aren't* supposed to be bunnyhopping. It <b>is</b> an exploit............ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, since I pretty much only play aliens, I was referring to an instance when someone said I was cheating as a fade. Your assumption that I was playing marines only shows how little you know about bhop. Again, saying it IS an exploit in bold doesn't do anything to further your argument.
nuff said...end of flaming..now